I get to be Billie Joe !

I started this really cool camp. It’s amazing. I met amazing girls there. Like Miranda. She is just like me which is really cool. We are making a Documentary about Girls in the media and our self-esteem and stuff like that which I thought was a great idea. And in our one station we are going to, we are making a Talk Show and we decided to call it The Sauce, after the great FUSE television show. I get to dress up as Billie Joe Armstrong and talk about Green Day and touring and stuff and I get to play my guitar. I can’t wait.

So far I need to bring:
•Guitar/amp/acoustic
•Black tie
•Black or white shirt
•Black pants
•Converse
•Wig/really spikey hair
•Eyeliner
•Striped socks
•CD’s
o American Idiot
o International Superhits
o Dookie
o Green Day Play Along

Is there anything else that you think I might need? I’m also bringing stuff to decorate the set.
I wrote this monologue for the documentary
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I’m a real girl because that’s how I roll. Let’s keep it real.
I’m a real girl because I’m obsessed with Billie Joe and his hotness
I’m a real girl because I’m not synthetic. I’m not pathetic
I’m a real girl because I drank all of Johnny Depp’s Rum…Sorry Johnny.
Red and Black represent who I am
I’m a penguin. I wish I could fly…too bad I’m a penguin.
I’m apart of Dumbledore’s Army [you don’t get why that’s funny]
Don’t be jealous of the hobo mustache
Screamo music is amazing. I love to scream out my emotions.
I need my makeup again. I need the confidence that comes with it.
Bush is a loser, I hate him with a burning passion………*lists reasons*
I do not believe in just anything.
Slappy_Joe is my hero and I love DA!
I wish I never had to go to church. I may not believe but I’m not a Satanist or anything. When I’m mad, I like to be alone. I’m not what the media wants me to be. I’m not emo, gothic, prep, jock, loser, outcast, Barbie, or anything else. I am myself.

Posted on July 16th, 2007 at 10:40pm

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