Shoutout To You Lovely Hoes :]

Today, being August 16th, 2008, is my official One Year GSB Anniversary. I’ve been through thick and thin here and I just wanted to go back and remember everything that’s happened in and out of this glorious website.

I can barely recall when I first signed up, I’m not even sure how I found this place. But one of the first people I met was Mikey. We talked for a few nights and he hit on me over and over again. I found it amusing. We turned into best friends, talking all the time. He’s my one and only GSB husband <3 I text him now and than, but both of us barely talk. It was fun while it lasted and I’ll remember all the jealous girls getting angry at me for taking his attention away. Sorry, but he’s my hubby, he’s mine. Haha.

Before him though, their was Kaiden. Otherwise known as: GSB ROCKSTAR. He hasn’t been on in about 8 months or so. But him and Yeah That’s Me… would make up songs to the tune of Green Day music. One time he posted a picture of himself, and every girl on GSB went utterly crazy for him. He’s a cutie I must admit :]

Than their was Zacky and Amanda. They were going out when I first met them and I thought it was cute. Even though they aren’t still together I talk to them both. They crack me up. I’ll remember all those long, long conversations with you kiddos I wish you the best of luck with any relationships you have.

Anthony, or Micheal, has gotten on my nerves to the extreme. He began IM me and we talked like 24/7. We had some pretty bad fights; I swore it’s impossible for us to get along. But now I consider him to be like a brother to me, and I hope that in the future he’ll realize how good things can get, not matter how bad they are now. Some girl is going to make him happy; I bet all the money in the bank on that buddy.

Rachel, you are my fellow slut and I’m glad I could have someone to share my sex stories with. We never failed whoring up GSB and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I know boys suck but we simply can’t get enough of them. If another one messes with you, I’ll shove his woohoo down his throat girly :] I promise. You’re gorgeous, please never change.

Joseph Chemkiller baby, you’re a hot hot stud. Lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel, yes? I asked you if you were a Nazi once and was surprised that you didn’t rip out my throat. You’re a buff man and drive me crazy. It makes me giggle how you can also be this sweet, understanding guy. Its almost like a split personality. Well you manwhore, don’t get anyone pregnant. Kay?

BLARG! You liked coming over last night and you know it. Haha. I am never going to stop hitting on you, even though I have no idea what you look like. Your kitty obsession is priceless, it makes me want you even more. Thanks for putting up with me, and even admitting I was pretty that one time. I’m not sure if you meant it, but I got you to answer one of my questions! Woo, score one for me.

Michelle & Danni, you are two beautiful girls. I can’t wait to go to your first concert. Girls rock harder! No matter how hard life gets, hold on tight. You deserve happiness and I swear you’ll get it someday soon. I’m always here if you want some advice, I enjoy doing that sort of thing.

I’ll always remember those people; they actually helped me through a lot, regardless that they’re people on the internet. If only, if only I could meet you guys in real life, that’d be beyond cool =] Even the people on GSB that I don’t get along with are simply amazing. Dujo, you’ve created one hell of a site, I’m not sure you’re even aware of it. I will classify you as a genius, as of now.

Thanks for awarding me Best Blogger twice :] I had no idea that my silly rants and long “motivational” writings were worth an award. I hope I helped you guys or at least brightened your day. You made it worth the while posting those things. Thank you thank you thank you.

Everyone who gave me advice, who listened to me whining, gave me a compliment, or made me smile; I love you. I appreciate everything you've given me and taught me and I'll use it out their in the real world. The idea of a bunch of people coming together, despite the distance between us, is incredible. I'm proud to be part of the experience.

I'm sorry I act like a total hooker on this site, its just part of my personality. I remember almost getting banned because of my "How To Be Sexy" blog. Thanks Kurtni for fixing it and letting me stay on.

I went through my picture whore phase, like most of you GSB people. I became a Blah slut and spent all my time on that silly section. I tried the message boards, but got confused and left. The tag board is fun for a spontaneous phrase! For awhile I changed my profile everyday, including my icon. I think I'm done with change for now guys.

I remember being called "popular" on this site. It made me giggle to the extreme. Thanks for making me laugh [CENSORED].


I gotta cut this short, summer is calling my name :] 102 degrees here, I’m going swimming.

Love you GSB, with all my heart. Stay pretty!

With love,
Jessika xoxo