The next thing I have to preserve -- Best. Conversation. Ever.
Yeah. This is what happens when my love and I talk about babies.
Him: Do you think newborn babies are cute?
Me: They're wrinkly.
Him: They look like Aliens.
Me: ...
Him: I swear to God, when our son is born, I'm not going to say "Oh, how cute!"
Me: ...Okay then?
Him: I'm going to say, "SEND THAT THING BACK TO MARS."
Me: ...No you're not. :I
Him: Oh, you know I'm joking... Mostly.
Me: But what about our daughter?
Him: Well, she takes after you so she'll probably be, like, the sexiest baby ever.
Me: ...No.
Him: What?
Me: You're not allowed to think that way about babies. :I
Him: Are they gonna fight? You know, I hope they don't fight... Can I have a whip?
Me: No.
Him: Do you think newborn babies are cute?
Me: They're wrinkly.
Him: They look like Aliens.
Me: ...
Him: I swear to God, when our son is born, I'm not going to say "Oh, how cute!"
Me: ...Okay then?
Him: I'm going to say, "SEND THAT THING BACK TO MARS."
Me: ...No you're not. :I
Him: Oh, you know I'm joking... Mostly.
Me: But what about our daughter?
Him: Well, she takes after you so she'll probably be, like, the sexiest baby ever.
Me: ...No.
Him: What?
Me: You're not allowed to think that way about babies. :I
Him: Are they gonna fight? You know, I hope they don't fight... Can I have a whip?
Me: No.
Hahaha that's so sweet in an etreamly awkward and perverted way :)
ASaintNotACelebrity, September 23rd, 2010 at 06:17:42am
Ahahaha, what the hell?!
Kyra, August 21st, 2010 at 02:21:50am
Awwwwwwwww.
My boyfriend was like 'All babies are the same.' Which makes me annoyed.
But then today we read something about people leaving babies in cars, and he said 'You know, even if a dad's bond isn't as strong as a mother's bond, I don't think I could forget that my baby was in the car.'
He was so thoughtful I had to lol.
TO BE DELETED, August 19th, 2010 at 06:06:17pm
Awwww xD
padfoot, August 19th, 2010 at 12:17:12pm