The Undertaker (wrestler from WWE) vs. Davey Havok

Okay, so, I've been having some... frustrations I guess you could say... over the matter of what makes one man more "manly" than the other. It's not just with these two men, it's with others as well. These are just two of the most extreme that I could think of.

Okay, so here are two pictures. The first is Davey Havok. The second is The Undertaker from WWE.
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Study the two pictures closely. Both wear eyeliner, have long, black hair, wear black, and have a crap ton of tattoos on their arms. Yet The Undertaker is one that more men would be terrified of. I realize that the professions are extremely different, but still. Just look at them. They still have similar features.

So what I'm wondering is why Davey is always being called a homosexual whereas the other guy more or less commands respect and terror by just a look. How is that even right?

You know what I think? I think...

IT'S THE BEARD!

Seriously though...

It baffles my mind. You can two men who basically have the same type of features, but one would be terrifying while the other would be cuddly.

Does any of this make any sense to any of you?
Posted on March 17th, 2007 at 10:33pm

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