Look what pure boredem does to me- I made my own Cookie Fairy Rap

Ze Cookie Fairy Rap
May I have all your sock and shoes please?
May I have all your socks and shoes please?
Will the real Cookie Fairy please poof in?
I repeat, will the real Cookie Fairy please poof in?
We're gonna have nekked dancing in here

Y'all act like you never seen a cookie before
Undies on the floor like Spam sexed Jelly up against the door
And started moaning and crying even more than before
You wanna a cookie, then stop acting so real mature (ahh!)
It's the beginning of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're shitting,
She didn't just magic in what I think she did, did he?"
And Mr. Tre does... everything you idiots!
Mr. Mike’s alive; Slappy’s fucking him in my basement (ha-ha!)
Randomist people love Cookie Fairy {*vocal turntable:
Chugga chugga chugga*} "Cookie Fairy, I'm sick of them
Look at them, walkin around moaning their scene faces off
Flippin their floppy hair-"
"Yeah, but scene is so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple bananas short of a bunch
But no worse, than what's goin on at my house at lunch
Most of the time, I wanna get on GSB and just let loose, but can't
But it's okay for Jimmy to act like a horny moose
"My cookies give you the shitz, my cookies give you the shitz"
And if you’re lucky, Jimmy just might even notice
And that's the message that we try to give the little kids
Be a gay male and that’s where the attention is
Of course everyone knows what the bull winkle is
Tre’s number one panty raid
They read it on the articles, didn’t they they?
"We aren’t nothing but idiots." well, some of us are gidiots
Who are smart and dumb people eating like little marmots {*slurp*}
But if we can talk about sex and more sex on the blahs
Why can’t I get attention when I talk about monkey’s driving cars
{*ewww! *} but if you feel like I feel, I got the way to gloat
People with sparkly pants sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: (repeat 2x)

I'm Cookie Fairy, yes I’m really scary
All you other Cookie Fairy’s are just constipated
So won't the real Cooke Fairy
Please poof in, please poof in?


Funky don't gotta cuss in her blogs to get readers
Neither do I, because we’re smart so sucks to you!
You think I even care about the stupid awards?
Lets face it, almost everything goes to the Blah whores
"but then what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? Do you think it’s gonna happen right here?
So you can, get me to chug down virtual beers?
Great, Jimmy and Funky better go on and switch place
So I can bitch about the others in my mind
And silently thank those people who are kind
I wanna act and be on the big TV
"yeah, she’s funny, but I think she’s kinda, ugly, hee hee!"
I have a silver ipod proudly named Squee
And listen to him while constant laughing makes me pee {*ahhh! *}
I'm sick of you little clichés and “cool scenes”, all you do is annoy me
So Cookie Fairy wants to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a heap of people who think like me
Who is random like me, hates JT like me
Who smell like me; dance, shout and write like me
And you might be better but you still ain’t me!

Chorus


I'm like a radio to listen to, cause i'm only telling you
Things you joke about offline with your others friends, yo!
The only difference is I got the stupidity to say it
In front of the scene kids and honey they don’t like it
I just get on and type and write it
And whether you like to admit it {*err*} The Cookie Fairy owns it
Better than ninety percent of you dumb ones out there
Then you wonder how can you read this stupid junk?
It's funny; cause at this rate Dujo might just ban me
I'll be banned from GSB until I’m twenty
Shouting out random things like Becca tried to do
Hey, if she annoys you just go complain to Dujo
And every single person is a little Cookie Fairy
No matter if they are small, tall or hairy
{*hach*} Or stout with a little smear on their chin
Knowing that in any sporting event they just can’t win
Running and sweating and running pretty scary
So, will the real Cookie Fairy please stand up?
And put a banana on your finger and point it up?
And be proud to be insane and full of jellybeans
Sing it loud and proud- hey, how does the chorus go?

Chorus 2x

Hee Hee
Guess there's a Cookie Fairy in all of us
HEY LETS GO CHASE THE MAGIC BUS!




Pretty dumb, I know.
I apologize now for insulting anyone. I have no issues with Jimmy or Dujo, it's just Jimmy's empire annoys me a little and Dujo, I couldn't think of any other things to say.

I heart you all really ^_^
Posted on April 9th, 2007 at 01:08am

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