GDTV

**Walks in*

me: Holy Mike!
mike: what?!
me: nevermind ... no one has been here for like almost a month!

me: ::qwalks in:: HOLLY MIKE
mike: HWTA!?!? WHAT!?!?
me: . wheres tre.... I've got a box of clothes pins with his name on it..
christieroad: uh oh...

awwww...i remember GDTV...

Me: Hello everybody! Long time no talk! Where's Billie? I hear the pool filled with jello calling for him.

me: wait what?
basket case and i walk outside to the pool and see billie with a pool tube around waist standing on a diving board........

me: knocks on door with pizza
*tre answers door*
tre:who are y...YAY YOU BROUGHT PIZZA!!!
*grabs pizza and slams door*
tre: I stole pizza of a stranger!!
*I sneek into the house through an open bathroom window and falls asleep on the couch with a stuffed purple hippo tucked under my arm*

How fun is THIS?! I'm excited!

*Knocks on the door*
Tre: [mouth full of pizza] Can I help you?
Me: *shoves past Tre* I'm your new roomate
Tre: *looks shocked at the pushiness*
Me: Might want to close your mouth, *air quotes* "shocked and disgusting" isn't your best look *grabs a piece of pizza* So where's everyone else??

ande: *wakes up of the floor* Woah... new people... So.... I'm, uh, going to go up to my room. Anyone want to come with me?
Tre: *pouts* she pushed me!
Ande:Awww.... well, were you in the way?
Tre: no.... maybe?
Ande: Then I don't feel bad for you.

ande: ::walks into the living room:: Hey Mikey... whatcha doing?
Mike: I'm playing with the doucheters.
Ande: What what? you can see them too? Thank god I'm not crazy! ...... wait, how do you play with a doucheter?
Mike: Well, I've set up a house hold! This is momma douche, Dady douche, Baby douche and Kitty douche! ::holds them up::
Ande:.... never mind... have a nice night, Mike... ::walks away to go find Billie::

HAHAHAHAH ANDE!! XOXO! goodness i love you babe!

me: mike.. can i come out of the hosue now .
mike: no.. im not done having yuo be kitty douche
me: oh.. ok... well can i at least go visit ande
mike:.. NO! .. im not done having you be kitty douche..
me: .. i don;t want to be kitty douche anymore.....
momm douche: ::licks my face::
me: i just got licked my a doucheter.

ande: ::walks in and sees esther in a giant zip-up doucheter costume:: ......Mike... I love you.
Mike: I love you too! I love all mah bitches and hos!
Ande: well, you know what they say, Mike... Pimpin' ain't easy, but it is necessary.
Mike: Damn strait, ho.

Me: IM NOT A HO!
mike: no you aren;t.. but you are a doucheter... and i do love you
me: ...
all of a sudden tre walks downstairs in another huge doucheter zip up costume.....
tre: ::eyes me:: doucheter plus doucheter equals hot doucheter sex...
me: ::whispers to ande:: i thought doucheters were infertile!!!!
ande: they are.. ::puts a leashe on me and takes me to the kitchen::

Tre+Mike: ::follow as we go to the kitchen::
ande: Why are you guys following us?
Mike: I dunno...
Tre: Well, I wanna put you in a douchter costume, and then you and esther can be douchters together with me.
Ande:.... whatever. You guys want some doucheter food?
Tre: YEAH, YEAH! ::sees esther ignoring ande and moves her mouth for her:: YEAH!
Ande: okay... :pens a can of douchter food:: ironic that these things actually have to eat, huh?
Mike::ande?
Ande: Yes, Michael?
Mike: Whould thou fine ho be opposed to whipping up some pimp pie as well for her pimp daddy master?
Ande: sure thing, Mike, what do you want?

HAHAHAH ANDE! you crack me up! I don;t even know what to say in reply!

me: :;standing on all fours.. i see a hamster nest gathing on the floor in the corner of the kitchen:: ooooooooo....::wadles over to the nest::
ande: :;gives a quick tug on the leashe and im thrown backwards::
Me: ANDE JESUS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
ande: :sets a bowl of doucheter food onthe floor for me.. where i am joined by tre::
me: .. these are cherios?
tre: no they arenlt....
me: yes they are...
tre: no they aren;t..
me: yes.. THEY ARE
tre: no.. they;re doucheter food...wanna go have sex in the middle of that hamster nest over there..
me: i would prefere not to.....

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DOUCHTER!:

Random Picture post:

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DOUCHTER!:

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