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quatrem Jackass Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1146	December 5th, 2005 at 06:38am ande: ::pulls a fresh-baked pie out of the cupboard:: Mike: Woah, mah bitch! How did you dizzo that!? ande: well mike, these are magic cupboards. mike: magic? ande: yes, magic. what do you want? mike: uhm.... a new pimp cane! ande: okay... :pens cupboard and pulls out a new pimp cane:: anything else? Tre: Ooh! Ooh! A fine female douchter to make fine douchter sex with! Ande: Okay... :pens up the cupboard and pulls out esther in a douchter suit:: oh, hey. Esther: woah... continuity slip? Ande: Yeah... but, just go with it. Tre: ::scurries of to the corner with DOUCHTER!Esther::
quatrem Jackass Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1146	December 5th, 2005 at 03:47pm ahem
Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761	December 5th, 2005 at 03:49pm quatre sex: ande: ::pulls a fresh-baked pie out of the cupboard:: Mike: Woah, mah bitch! How did you dizzo that!? ande: well mike, these are magic cupboards. mike: magic? ande: yes, magic. what do you want? mike: uhm.... a new pimp cane! ande: okay... :pens cupboard and pulls out a new pimp cane:: anything else? Tre: Ooh! Ooh! A fine female douchter to make fine douchter sex with! Ande: Okay... :pens up the cupboard and pulls out esther in a douchter suit:: oh, hey. Esther: woah... continuity slip? Ande: Yeah... but, just go with it. Tre: ::scurries of to the corner with DOUCHTER!Esther:: me: ::sighs:: FINE if i must.. i will have sex with the finnest douchter of the land...... tre: oh im not the finest douchter ni the land.. ::pulls a douchte rout of his pocket::....::points to sing on douchter that reads :finnest douchter in the land:: me:.. oh... ok.. seccond finest douchter in the land....
Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761	December 5th, 2005 at 03:50pm my GDTV skills are perishing
quatrem Jackass Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1146	December 5th, 2005 at 03:51pm that's okay.... I still love you... you're just out of practice.
Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761	December 5th, 2005 at 03:52pm i want to be in practice. it has been so long. we used to have a lot of fun with this!
quatrem Jackass Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1146	December 5th, 2005 at 03:54pm i know... hold on... ande: Hey, you guys, you know what we should do? esther: uhm, not have sex with Tre the doucheter? Ande: Well, that too.... but... do you guys remember.... miracle fish? Tre: I do! I do! Ande: I smell an adventure! ::cut to all of them naked in a hole, covered in mud:: esther: Ho sweet jesus help me please!
Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761	December 5th, 2005 at 04:06pm tre: esther yuor a prude me: i am not prude! i am... doesn;t-want-to-be-in-a-mud-hole-with-three-other-naked-people mike: yuor a.... d-w-t-b-i-a-m...... ande: ::showig tre how to use a shovel:: AND THAN YOU TAKE THE END AND YOU SHOVE IT UP TRES ASS! tre: oo... wait.. NO! :;runs out of hole fallowed by a naked screaming ande mike: h-w-t-o-n-p..... your a... dwitbiamhawton..SPOON! ::grabs me by the waste and digs us a spooning hole:: mike: i smell fish.. me: i msell mike..... mike: maybe i am a fish? me: it just might be possible..............
quatrem Jackass Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1146	December 5th, 2005 at 04:14pm Tre: Aggghhhh! leave my ass alone! aaaaaa! ande: come back here! I need a shovel cosey.... like your ASS! ::trips over the spooning hole:: Owww.... wait... fish? Tre: Yeah! ::walks back holding a fishsicle:: they're brain food! ::they all stare at him:: tre: what?
Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761	December 5th, 2005 at 04:21pm quatre sex: Tre: Aggghhhh! leave my ass alone! aaaaaa! ande: come back here! I need a shovel cosey.... like your ASS! ::trips over the spooning hole:: Owww.... wait... fish? Tre: Yeah! ::walks back holding a fishsicle:: they're brain food! ::they all stare at him:: tre: what? HAHAH! a shovel cosey! BILLIE: hey ande.. i dunno where you can find a shovel cosey.. but i was wondering if you'd be my shovel cosey ...... ande:.... I am currently busy billie.. but i know someoen who would.... billie: who ande? ande: ESTHER! ......... me: whaty! no! im cozely spoonign with a man who thinks hes a fish in my spooning hole riight now...... mike: esther.. can yuo check my back fro scales... me:............ ande: hey tre.. i know a great place to put tht fishcicle... :;walks towards him:: billie: :;sighs::... i've had enough with all of your foolish and immature antics.. im going inside to sip a cup 'o' tea and rest by the fire reading a book of poetry ina dimly lit room wearing a red bathrobe and a pipe.... I still haven;t got it
quatrem Jackass Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1146	December 5th, 2005 at 04:24pm you are wonderful.... Ande: Billie, wait come back! Billie: Why, you mo-ron. Ande: because you dip-shit..... I wanna make a human pyramid... and we need another person for it to work. Billie: Oh.... will I be on top or bottom. Tre: but Billie... you're always on bottom when we- Billie: FINE! fine... I'll help. ande: yay! the guys are on bottom!
Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761	December 5th, 2005 at 04:29pm me: ::tries to burry myself deeper in my spooning whole but am soon despooned by mike and dragged out of the hole:: ... oh goodness... ande: :;directing people where to go::.. tre.. you here.. mike yuo here... billie you in the middle.. and me and esther on top.. me: oh looK! we still haben;t got enough people.. ! ande: have no fear!!!!!!!!!!! I will call for chinese take out!!!!!!!!!! ande walks inside and gets on the phone "yes hello... i need.. a batch of orange chicken.. eggrols.. extra fortune cookies for the fatass.. and an acrobatic man willing to participate in a human pyramid" ten muinutes later theres a knock on the fence gate in the backyard.. me: I'LL GET IT! chinese delivary man: yesh.. i have an order for a.. "hotdouchtersex McFish" me: .......... ande: ::gives the man 40 dollars:: we open the bag and an acrobatic chinese man hops out.... billie: CHRISTMAS?!?!?!?!?1
quatrem Jackass Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1146	December 5th, 2005 at 04:36pm ande: Woah... didn't expect that to actually work! small acrobatic chinese man: We need start pyramid! not back work in 30 minutes or under i get fired! Ande: Okay! POSITIONS! small acrobatic chinese man, you will be on top! small acrobatic chinese man: okay! we go now! ::everone gets into places:: ::eight douchters scurry out with a camera on a tripod:: ande: say cheese, guys! everyone: cheese! tre: DICKCHEESE! small acrobatic chinese man: My cameo over. go back work now. have nice day! esther: tre? tre: yes, esther? esther: what the fuck is dick cheese?
Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761	December 5th, 2005 at 04:48pm HAHAHAH! dickecheese!!!!!! HAHAH! the douchters are such lovely inteligent creatures... im thinking i want one. acrobatic chinese man: .....where did you get those douchters?!?!?! ande: you are also aware of the existence of douchters? ::acro chinse man drags ande off to the side:: tre: esther esther esther..::shakes head and puts his arm arouind me:: a little trip to the bathroom for this.. me: oooo ..... mike: ::still on all fours on the ground:: hey billie.... billie: ::also still on all floors:: yes mike? mike: wanna join me in my spooning hole?
Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761	December 8th, 2005 at 06:44pm Ahem!! ::posts note on the fridge:: "Kereoke night in the garage" ten minutes later - ::sitting alone in the garage watching tre sing (with full on douchter costume) "cause when i think abouuut you i touch myself! ohh ohh ohh!" while billie and mike dance in the backround:: me: .................... tre: ::strokes my chin:: cause baby when i think about ::turns around and humps mikes leg:: i touch myself!!! me:
Bamf! Jackass Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 1763	December 8th, 2005 at 06:47pm Me: -goes home & up to room- -locks door- Well that night was a failure...-plops down on bed-
Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761	December 8th, 2005 at 06:48pm me: :;still watching tre hump mikes leg::........::leaves and knocks on another broken spirits door:: ABS: :;answers: yes? me: do I know you? ABS: ::throws a hamster at me:: me: well then...
Bamf! Jackass Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 1763	December 8th, 2005 at 06:51pm Me: ^.^;; sorry. I forgot about that. Yeah I have a flying evil hamster... Douchter!: Right then.... Me: Yeah I've been here for a long time. Here you can come in. I promise..no more evil things in this room. Douchter!: Ok -laughs-
Remarkable Rocket Falling In Love With The Board Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5761	December 8th, 2005 at 06:54pm me: i've completely lost track of my roomies . whats yuor name darling? i'll bake you a pie..... ABS: oo me: but first... i need to go replace all of billies windows with candy glass and place tres daily sedator on his pillow..
Bamf! Jackass Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 1763	December 8th, 2005 at 07:00pm Me: Haha. Gotcha. Yeah smart idea with Billie's windows. He needs it. Douchter!:True true. Me: And my name is Sadie.

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