Foo Fighters

. This Kerrang interview is hilarious. Yes.. I have no life and I can't sleep so I'm typing the funny parts out...


Taylor: "Well, if you've got something going then you have to grab it. I like a good old tug every now and then. Goddammit, you've got to check the situation every once in a while."

What's your favorite joke?
Dave: "I see you're punching in with the weighty questions here. Okay - why was six afraid of seven?"
Chris: I dunno
Dave: Because seven eight niine
Chris: Tha'ts pretty awful Dave. Get a new favorite joke

If You Absolutely had to have sex with a male rock star, who would it be?
Chris: Nate Mendel
Dave: No he's got that hairy chest. It would get in the way
Taylor: Who's a pretty man? Hmmm. What kind of sex are we talking? Can it be just a hand-job?
Nate: You're just making it worse for youself here
Taylor: You're right;maybe it is better to leave it vague. Who's the manliest man you can think of?
Nate: Really? You want to be on the bottom
Taylor: No I'd want to make someone manly feel like a little girl. What about Freddie Mercury? () He might show you a good time, if he wasn't dead.
Nate: He certainly would have made you feel at home in an odd environment. He'd say "Taylor, I know this might be a little odd for you but let me show you hwo it works." I think we'd have to fight over him, Taylor
Taylor: You can keep him, I'll take Scott Weiland. He's skinny. I could fuck him prison-style all night .
Dave: I guessI'd have to go with Sting because, apparently he CAN fuck all night.
Chris: Really? Dude, if you're having sex with a male rock star do you really want it to go on all night?
Dave: ...Next question

Who's got the biggest cock?

Dave: Taylor's always talks about his dick like its huge. Actually, thinking about it, I've seen Taylor's dick (! HE CANNOT SAY THAT!!!) He was in a coma at the time so I'm not sure it counts.
Chris: That doesn't count because you can get quite puffy and bloated in that state so it would ahve been a false representation
Dave: Well they had to feed him somewhere
Chris: Acutally Nate and I went swimming together recently with our babies and wives. Whe we were in the changing room I happened to notice that Nate's a pretty big guy. I was like "Woaahh shit. I'm gonna turn the other way"
Nate: We had a bit of a nude run in there didn't we? You've got nothing to be scared of. Its not like its going to be anywhere near you at any point.
Dave: That's a hard question to answer, though, because who's gonna say "Oh its me. My cock's fucking huge"!




Name one thing about a fellow band member that makes you jealous?
Taylor: NATES PENIS SIZE!
Nate: Why is everyone talking about my cock? Either my penis is massive or all these guys have massive insecurity issues.
Taylor: It IS massive. Its liek a baby's arm holding an apple.

THat one gets me all the time.

Taylorrrr





I wanna get my hands on a video of that or soemthing

Dave's favourite joke is the same as mine!

. I'm horrible with jokes. I do'nt know why.

My Foo's tshirt.

Ah it's so cool! I wanna get one of those acoustic posters from thier site. They look really cool. I wanna get SOMETHING from their site. I don't even know if I have some room for my posters. Maybe I should get rid of some of my green day ones That's heartbreaking

My brother got rid of my big Dave poster.

So I've resorted to getting pull-outs out of magazines.

The magazines here suck They never have pictures of good bands.

They usually only have them of Dave as well. I want one of the whole band.

Or Taylor

Yeah I know waht you mean though. I hated when it was only Billie in the mags

I think I'm gonna take down some of the Green Day posters. I don't even listen to them that much anymore

Yeah. You never got any of Mike or Trè.

I want one of Chris.

That Ska Kid.:

Yeah. You never got any of Mike or Trè.

I want one of Chris.

Chris and Taylor

The Fool On The Hill:

That Ska Kid.:

Yeah. You never got any of Mike or Trè.

I want one of Chris.

Chris and Taylor

That would be perfect.

That Ska Kid.:

The Fool On The Hill:

That Ska Kid.:

Yeah. You never got any of Mike or Trè.

I want one of Chris.

Chris and Taylor

That would be perfect.

I always feel bad for Nate. But I read an interview last night where hewas like "yknow? I'm perfectly fine being like this. Its just the way I am. The intellectual bookish person" It was so cute hahha. I wanted to scoop the man up and hug him

The Fool On The Hill:

That Ska Kid.:

The Fool On The Hill:

That Ska Kid.:

Yeah. You never got any of Mike or Trè.

I want one of Chris.

Chris and Taylor

That would be perfect.

I always feel bad for Nate. But I read an interview last night where hewas like "yknow? I'm perfectly fine being like this. Its just the way I am. The intellectual bookish person" It was so cute hahha. I wanted to scoop the man up and hug him

Oh bless him! I'll marry him now.

Aw! *cuddles Nate again* I'm doing that far too much lately.

And that Kerrang! interview is my favorite thing of all time.

"Dave: That's a hard question to answer, though, because who's gonna say "Oh its me. My cock's fucking huge"!"

I want a Foo shirt! Especially a blue one. Almost all my band shirts are black and it gets boring. And I want a poster toooo...bah.

I had a period of time when all I wore were band shirts. Now I don't wear them anymore lol.


Gah. The acoustic poster for my show is sold out

I love that K! interview too - Ive kept it.

Thats why I got a blue one, I have too many black tees.

I think they're boring.. idk. I only have IYH though..