Mechanical Contrivium

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia

Funny website with games full of absolute nonsense.

After you click the link just enter your name and the computer will generate 10 random facts about you. Try to keep it simple, eg, Type your first name only.

Here's my results...

Shannon can use only about ten percent of her brain.
South Australia was the first place to allow shannon to stand for parliament.
Shannon has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
The word 'samba' means 'to rub shannon'!
Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of shannon, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
Shannon is only six percent water!
If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets shannon.
Shannon is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
The fingerprints of shannon are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
Shannon can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.

The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Liz! (WTF?!!?!?!?)
It's bad luck to put Liz on a bed.
During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Liz had to pay a special Liz tax!
Liz is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Liz!
Contrary to popular belief, Liz is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Liz!
Liz can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Liz and compline.
If you put a drop of liquor on Liz, she will go mad and sting herself to death!

well, that was fun

1. Vivian kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
2. Vivian can be seen from space.
3. Vivian can not regurgitate!
4. The first Vivian was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
5. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Vivian.
6. If you lick Vivian ten times, you will consume one calorie!
7. New Zealand was the first place to allow Vivian to vote!
8. Vivian can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
9. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Vivian.
10. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Vivian, and frequently rise to the surface for air.

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1. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Ieva!
2. Olympic badminton rules say that Ieva must have exactly fourteen feathers.
3. If you break Ieva, you will get seven years of bad luck.
4. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Ieva.
5. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Ieva.
6. Ieva can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
7. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Ieva state'.
8. In her entire life, Ieva will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
9. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Ieva supply!
10. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Ieva on!

1 A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Cera!
2 On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Cera!
3 A Ceraometer is used to measure Cera.
4 US gold coins used to say 'In Cera we trust'!
5 The patron saint of Cera is Saint Eugenie.
6 Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Cera fighting underground.
7 A thimbleful of Cera would weigh over 100 million tons!
8 Cera is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
9 Neil Armstrong first stepped on Cera with his left foot!
10 Every day in the UK, four people die putting Cera on.
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Claire once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Claire.
Claire is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
Some hotels in Las Vegas have Claire floating in their swimming pools.
Peanuts and Claire are beans.
Europe is the only continent that lacks Claire.
Claire has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
The average duration of sexual intercourse for Claire is two minutes!
In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Claire.
Red Claire at night, shepherd's delight. Red Claire at morning, shepherd's warning.