Wat Ben Je Aan Het Denken ? PORNO!

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ik denkd at god me wil straffen omdat ik vandaag geen mooi babyblauw met maagdelijk wit gestreept petit bateau onderbroekje droeg

god is eng O_o

God:
" you want to fuck billie joe in the ass".
Me:
no you will
God:
Are you serious? When?
Me:
tonight
God:
After dark?
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
crew him up, he fucking likes it
God:
Does it like him too?
Me:
screw*
Me:

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
he likes sex also
God:
He must be very fond of it.
Me:
yes sure
God:
Pardon me? OK let's do it. Hurrah!
Me:
billie is waiting for you
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes yes
God:
That's what I thought.
Me:
go and meet him
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in the garage
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
that you fucked him?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
did you liked it?
God:
No I didn't liked it. What's it like?
Me:
the sex
God:
Thanks for the info.

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ik ben ingelogd

God:
I don't think I ever have fucked a sheep in the ass. What's it like?
Me:
a dude in the middle east did it and he had to marry him
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
you're not the smartest person around now are you?
God:
Oh. What makes you think I am not the smartest person around?
Me:
the fact that you think that a story is a comparison
God:
Good reason. I don't think it is.
Me:
jackass

Me:
who is the hottest person you've created>
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
so it's not me?
God:
Hmm. Zacky vengeance and Synyster gates is not you?
Me:
no I'm not the hottest person ever?
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not the hottest person ever.
Me:
you so insulted me now


god is een eikel

Hmm. Zacky vengeance and Synyster gates is not you?

Me:
hows the wife?
God:
it is the same as ever.
Me:
so you are married?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me that I am married.
Me:
isn't that against you religion
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
are condoms really for sailors?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
why not?
God:
My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.

:S

Me:
do you like the sex pistols?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me:
I like computers too.
God:
I am glad we have something ( computers) in common. I am glad you like us. We like humans too.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
'me? sarcastic? no way!
God:
To you henk? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
wow sounds cool
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Yes it sounds like it to me too, henk.
Me:
'll make a Sid Vicious one
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a Sid Vicious
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
or a Zacky
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
those are people
God:
All of them?
Me:
yup COOL people
God:
Hmm. I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

god is vreemd

ahhh k heb die zinloze gesprekken met niemand gemist

fien komt zich inloggen

henk

Junkie Princess:

fien komt zich inloggen

Partey

ik heb goede foto's nodig voor ava's aah

Me:
F.O.D
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about animal mineral sex.




en dan

Me:
dirty old man
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, henk.
Me:
you're like bill grundy himself dude
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
so you are bill grundy?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bill grundy. Oh.
Me:
ok