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Ryan Ross.
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Ryan Ross.
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 17712
April 18th, 2006 at 02:24pm
ok
i lik efrench and english
Capt. Jack Harkness
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Capt. Jack Harkness
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12142
April 18th, 2006 at 02:25pm
me too Smile English is very useful because now I can talk to you Smile o_O
Ryan Ross.
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Ryan Ross.
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 17712
April 18th, 2006 at 02:26pm
yea we can talk to eachother Very Happy
Belle*
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Belle*
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12988
April 18th, 2006 at 02:39pm
yeah let's talk English; i like to talk English! Smile
Capt. Jack Harkness
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Capt. Jack Harkness
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12142
April 18th, 2006 at 02:51pm
We all like it, the entire world should speak it! Ode to English, meh now I'm talking bullshit
Ryan Ross.
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Ryan Ross.
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 17712
April 18th, 2006 at 02:57pm
hail english
Belle*
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Belle*
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12988
April 18th, 2006 at 02:57pm
gehe yess.. but hey!

English is very cool Wink
i hate french people; cause they can't talk Englsih! Rolling Eyes
Capt. Jack Harkness
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Capt. Jack Harkness
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12142
April 18th, 2006 at 02:58pm
Lol that's true, and Croatian people can't either, but I like them. We're really talking about nothing, are we?
Effy
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Effy
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 13565
April 22nd, 2006 at 04:35am
how about I turn this thing back on topic than? Wink

yummy down on this - bloodhound gang

Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on

Ouch it won't reach my mouth
If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house
But I can't so here's where you come in
Giving it "Diff'rent Strokes" just like Arnold Drummond
Hummin' hmm hmm good like Campbell's
And you'll handle the sack like the quarterback Randall
Cunningham like Joanie loves Chachi
They call him Ralph Mouth 'cause he's down on Potsie
Rocky chasing the chicken
Watch the plot thicken with the cock when your lickin'
Me like Apollo your Creed my Mission
You go down for the count I countdown ignition
Blast off you're a rocket scientist
A genius what I mean is you suck at this
So escargot 'cause my snail needs Frenchin'
You must be five stars cause my staff's at full attention

Yummy down on this down on this down on this
Yummy down on this down on this down on this
Yummy down on this down on this down on this
Yummy down on this down on this down on this

Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on
Yummy down on yummy down on this down on

Dinner for one I know you got your reservations
Starvation like a Third World Nation
So do it for the children and I'll make a donation
My fly's in your eyes let me rise to the occasion
In my Underoos I tend to be brief
So when you're sinking your teeth deep into my beef
You can fondle but it's kind of like McDonald's realize it's
Just a Happy Meal so you can't Super Size it
Told to hold the pickle then you went and blew it
Gherkin off and the Special Sauce comes included
But you knew it did so concentrate like Tropicana
To eat a Chiquita you need to grow the banana
So can ya Bob like Dylan on my Peter like Criss
'Til it's Chubby like Checker c'mon baby do the twist
It's all in the wrist like table tennis
So beat me like Betty Crocker cake mix

Yummy down on this down on this down on this (x4)

Suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it (x4)

If you were a Hindu I could aim for the dot

Yummy down on this
Yummy down on this

Yummy down on this throbbing pole of hot man chicken.
And feel free to wiggledunk those purple bulldog cheeks.

lmfao lmfao
Greenzzz
Falling In Love With The Board
Greenzzz
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Posts: 8621
April 22nd, 2006 at 05:02am
lmfao geweldige tekst lmfao lmfao
Effy
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Effy
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 13565
April 22nd, 2006 at 05:27am
Ouch it won't reach my mouth
If I could do it myself I'd probably never leave the house
But I can't so here's where you come in

echt prachtig lmfao
Belle*
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Belle*
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12988
April 22nd, 2006 at 11:56am
yummy! xD Razz
m58694
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m58694
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Posts: 476
April 23rd, 2006 at 01:55pm
Nu jullie toch over the bloodhound gang bezig waren,hier is een tekst die ik geweldig vind.

I wish i was queer so i could get chicks - bloodhound gang


If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

ik dacht eerst aan the vagina song...maar toch deze dan
m58694
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m58694
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Posts: 476
April 23rd, 2006 at 01:56pm
Dat kwam raar over...Th vagina song,Haa...nu niet denken dat ik een vagina-freak ben ofzo...
The Bears Are Coming
Basket Case
The Bears Are Coming
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 16757
April 23rd, 2006 at 02:19pm
haha nee hoor Retard

lmfao @die tekst
Ryan Ross.
Basket Case
Ryan Ross.
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 17712
April 24th, 2006 at 08:07am
wonderwxall - oasis Retard
DARKPSYDE
Had A Life Before GSB
DARKPSYDE
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 26863
April 24th, 2006 at 12:40pm
Made in NYC - The Casualties

Intro:The music if you can call it that physically assaults anyone dumb enough to listen

Give me my fucking beer

Sniffin Glue
Drinkin beers
Don't give a fuck how the hippies feel
This is for you Joey
Your memory fucking lives
The Three Cord wonders
Made in N.Y.C

Gabba Gabba Hey
Punk is here to stay
Hey ho lets go sniffin glue all day

Gabba Gabba Hey
Punk is here to stay
Hey ho lets go sniffin glue all day

Blitzkrieg Bop
Punk is found
On the street corner of my hometown
They called you D.U.M.B.
The punks heard the noise
The sceen you created
Street punks born

Gabba Gabba Hey
Punk is here to stay
Hey ho lets go sniffin glue all day

Gabba Gabba Hey
Punk is here to stay
Hey ho lets go sniffin glue all day

Teenage Lobotomy
Were the Pin Heads
Made in N.Y.C
Where true punks live
Fuck Hippe Hendrix
Fuck fat Elvis in his grave
The Pet Cemetary
Won't be your resting place

Gabba Gabba Hey
Punk is here to stay
Hey ho lets go sniffin glue all day

Gabba Gabba Hey
Punk is here to stay
Hey ho lets go sniffin glue all day

1,2,3,4
Sniffin glue
Drinkin beers
Dont give a fuck how the hippies feel
This is for you Joey memory lives
The Three Cord Wonders
Made in N.Y.C
Blitzkreig Bop
Punk is found
On the street corner of my hometown
They called you D.U.M.B.
The punks heard the noise
The sceen you created
Street punks born

Gabba Gabba Hey
Punk is here to stay
Hey ho fucking lets go sniffin glue all day

Gabba Gabba Hey
Punk is here to stay
Hey ho fucking lets go sniffin glue all day

Sniffin glue
Drinkin beers
Don't give a fuck how the hippies feel
This is for you Joey memory live
The Three Cord Wonders
Made in N.Y.C
Blitzkreig Bop
Punk is found on the corner of my hometown
They called you D.U.M.B.
The punks heard the noise
The scene you created
Street punks born

Gabba Gabba Hey
Punk is here to stay
Hey ho fucking lets go sniffin glue all day

Gabba Gabba Hey
Punk is here to stay
Hey ho fucking lets go
We died your way
Ryan Ross.
Basket Case
Ryan Ross.
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 17712
April 24th, 2006 at 12:43pm
Hail
Belle*
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Belle*
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12988
April 24th, 2006 at 01:18pm
wow dats best 1 lang liedje! xD Razz
DARKPSYDE
Had A Life Before GSB
DARKPSYDE
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 26863
April 24th, 2006 at 01:21pm
niet echt het duurd 4 minuten ofzo
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