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Reality Is Due Post Whore
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:03am Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
And then...
Aww fuck I have writer's block now!Hahahah!

same here
uhhh
and then
they won't let Mikey buy a coffee 
Then Mikey gets all pissed and jumps on the counter of the Starbucks and acts like a monkey.
THERE! 

yeah!!
And then Tre joins..cuz it looks fun
and the manager comes and tries to throw them out
but thebaby yells at him
Baby: YOU CAN'T THROW THEM OUT, YOU DOUSCHE!
Billie: 
Mandy: 
Then Ray keeps singing BOBD. |
the resistance. King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:05am Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:Ze Nerd, Bitch:Reality Is Due:
And then...
Aww fuck I have writer's block now!Hahahah!

same here
uhhh
and then
they won't let Mikey buy a coffee 
Then Mikey gets all pissed and jumps on the counter of the Starbucks and acts like a monkey.
THERE! 

yeah!!
And then Tre joins..cuz it looks fun
and the manager comes and tries to throw them out
but thebaby yells at him
Baby: YOU CAN'T THROW THEM OUT, YOU DOUSCHE!
Billie: 
Mandy: 
Then Ray keeps singing BOBD.
yeah
and Billie Joe flips out
in the middle of Starbucks
where poor people are like O__O
while a little baby is screaming
mike and tre and jumping around
ray is singing Bobd
and billie is yellling at him
and mandy just gives up and walks over to random people, and sits with them |
Reality Is Due Post Whore
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:07am
And she's like..."Idk them..." |
the resistance. King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:11am 
yeah
and then billie is like "HEY MANDY!! CAN YOU TELL THIS ASSHOLE TO SHUT UP?!"
and the people are like .__.
and she tries to hide while security comes in |
Reality Is Due Post Whore
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:11am
And they're about to arrest him until the baby is like...
"NO!It was all me!" |
the resistance. King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:13am 
and then everyone falls silent
and Tre is like "Woah..they have security is Starbucks? That's sad, man.."
and then the cops go to arrest the baby, and the people are like to mandy "How did you get her to learn how to talk that fast?"
And she just shakes her head |
Reality Is Due Post Whore
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:15am |
the resistance. King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:22am
And then the cops go after the baby
and Billie is like "NOO!! SHES ONLY A FEW DAYS OLD!!"
and everyone is like O_O |
Reality Is Due Post Whore
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:23am
So then Tre goes to bail her out... |
the resistance. King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:25am 
and the cops are like
"Oh my god..not you again..you frikken nutcase..Lock him up, too!!" |
Reality Is Due Post Whore
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:29am
And they have to both be locked up with a guy named Tiny! |
the resistance. King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:30am 
but Tiny isn't really Tiny
he's actually a huge guy
who's locked up for killing a man
just to watch him die |
Reality Is Due Post Whore
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:31am |
the resistance. King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:34am 
Who gets drunk? Billie or the baby?
Hell, both
-this is one fucked up kid-
Billie going into the station, all drunk and everything..even though Mandy told him not to, and he tries to get the baby out.
Billie: "You gosha lesh he ouuuuwt!"
Cops: 0_o Fucking tard...
Billie: Okie!?"
Cops: -.- lock him up, too
Billie: O_O NOSH WIF TINY! HE KILLED A MAN TO SHEE HIM DIIEE!!
Tiny:  Come on in, Armstrong |
Reality Is Due Post Whore
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:37am
And the baby is all like...
"Heeyyssshh ish mah daddyy...!" |
the resistance. King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:42am 
and Billie is like "Heeyyssh Baby!!"
And Tre is just sitting there, playing with Mike's coffee cup, and Tiny is smiling and all.
And then Mandy comes down..and shes like
-.- "you are all fucking retards..specially you, Billie..coming down here drunk"
And Billie's like  I LOVE YOU TOOOOO!" |
Reality Is Due Post Whore
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:46am
So Mandy bails the baby and Billie out.Billie and the baby both dwaddle out laughing like drunken idiots while Ray is back on GSB. |
the resistance. King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:50am
And Tre is still sitting there, and starts talking to Tiny
Ray is back getting horny off the story, specially this one
And Mandy is yelling at Billie and the baby |
Reality Is Due Post Whore
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24633
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:56am
Then Mandy sighs and makes up with Billie but grounds the baby. |
the resistance. King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4898
| May 14th, 2006 at 12:57am 
And the baby is like "WHAT THE HELL!?"
and shes like O_O who tought you all this?!
Baby: ...Mike
Mandy & Billie: O____O |