COMEDIAN: Dane Cook

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BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	March 7th, 2006 at 10:35pm Thanks for the candy
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 7th, 2006 at 11:09pm The BK lounge is EVIL! NO FAST FOOD!
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 7th, 2006 at 11:19pm "Put the lotion in the basket...PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!"
Tre Cool. Addict Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 11622	March 8th, 2006 at 04:52pm Basket*Case: "Put the lotion in the basket...PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!" I love that, when he's talking about Operation.
Tre Cool. Addict Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 11622	March 8th, 2006 at 04:53pm "A cashew contures to the tip as if to say 'Look at me, I'm a cashew'."
hahayourdead823 Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: - Gender: - Posts: 42	March 8th, 2006 at 04:57pm my friend Corey is obsessed this him, that's how i know him
Tre Cool. Addict Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 11622	March 8th, 2006 at 04:58pm hahayourdead823: my friend Corey is obsessed this him, that's how i know him Do you like him?
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 8th, 2006 at 07:11pm "Let's just stand in a circle around our shoes and our pocket books and just DANCE!"
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	March 9th, 2006 at 05:33pm OOOMMMMFFFGGG!!!!! GO LISTEN TO THE ILL NEVER BE YOU SONG ITS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER sorry for the caps abuse* heres the lyrics You are the one everyone wants to be I am the one, they say 'Im glad thats not me.' When I go to sleep, I dream about you, When you go to sleep, I bet you dream about you too. Your life is filled with good times and cool clothes, My life stands still just watching where your life goes. God please let me live in your world for one week. This life's all yours and its a tease for those like me. (And it's a tease for those like me.) Sometimes I picture myself beating you up. I see myself slamming your head off the ground. And you beg and you plead and you cry constantly. I make you say that Im the best, I make you say you wish you were me. Then in my mind I see me fucking your girl. Your cool car is now mine and so is your popular world. All your friends they love me, And love that I hate you. Im like a super hero. God BAD ass mother fucker red white and BLUE. You dont know me, but I know you. Its a real-love hate thing. I love to hate you. I get so frustrated, but tell me just what can I do? Ill never be you! True, true, true. Ill never be you. True, true, true. Ill never be you No, I'll never be you! Never be... I wont be. I wont be, Never be Y-O-U. Never be.... But ALAS THOSE THOUGHTS PASS, my day-dream fades to black. BORING me, hopelessly, wishing that you'd be attacked and raped by demented monkeys with huge cocks and painted green, like a jelly bean, made to tranpoline in a toxic swamp. YOUR SO smug, AND SO FAKE. with your laugh and your 'clic.' I wanna be you so bad, its makes me so fuckin sick. But you suck and you stink. And your SOUL LESS AND MEAN. I wanna be in your fake world. We can hang out down at the coffee bean. We can hang out down at the coffee bean. You and me hangin down at the coffee bean! I'll never be... I'll never be... That fuckin pisses me off! I hate you! I hate you.. but I really wanna be you.... FUCK!
Ilse Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 8465	March 9th, 2006 at 05:40pm Basket*Case: ~xXx_tres_girl_xXx~: "welcome to thunderdome, bitch!" best quote ever. WAITING!
Maiku's Kind Ghost King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2102	March 9th, 2006 at 05:53pm My frist Job was at Burger King :: guy lughs:: Eh eheheheheh....I'll come up there man.
BrittanyNox[Sheena.Cool.] Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 118	March 9th, 2006 at 06:10pm +Messiahofthe7-11+: My frist Job was at Burger King :: guy lughs:: Eh eheheheheh....I'll come up there man. and then the other dude "ok is you know who it is just say 'DANE' and we'll throw him out!
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 9th, 2006 at 11:13pm September_has_Ended: Basket*Case: ~xXx_tres_girl_xXx~: "welcome to thunderdome, bitch!" best quote ever. WAITING! I didn't really like that movie. Dane was good in the little parts he had, but it was too much sex talk for me to care for. But damn, was it funny.
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 9th, 2006 at 11:13pm Sheena.Cool.: +Messiahofthe7-11+: My frist Job was at Burger King :: guy lughs:: Eh eheheheheh....I'll come up there man. and then the other dude "ok is you know who it is just say 'DANE' and we'll throw him out! "Daddy just hit mommy at the dinner table and we're all trying to eat still."
Tre Cool. Addict Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 11622	March 12th, 2006 at 09:17am I just listened to B.A.M.F. It was soo funny!
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 12th, 2006 at 12:12pm I'm addicted to Harmful If Swallowed. I love the Speak 'n Spell one. And the one with club "HEAD" where all the guys go.
Tre Cool. Addict Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 11622	March 12th, 2006 at 07:23pm Basket*Case: I'm addicted to Harmful If Swallowed. I love the Speak 'n Spell one. And the one with club "HEAD" where all the guys go. I love those.
Ilse Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 8465	March 12th, 2006 at 08:33pm Basket*Case: I'm addicted to Harmful If Swallowed. I love the Speak 'n Spell one. And the one with club "HEAD" where all the guys go. "We've got the banana clips and Aqua Net"
Tre Cool. Addict Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 11622	March 16th, 2006 at 06:24pm September_has_Ended: Basket*Case: I'm addicted to Harmful If Swallowed. I love the Speak 'n Spell one. And the one with club "HEAD" where all the guys go. "We've got the banana clips and Aqua Net"
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727	March 16th, 2006 at 06:34pm "Where are all the chicks?" "They're all down at TGI Lick My Pussies..."

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