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Tre Cool.
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May 13th, 2006 at 08:45am
ok dane cook fans...

whats your fav skit?
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May 13th, 2006 at 08:58am
^I can't pick a favorite. I think I like them all.

Edit: Probably the whole Burger King skit. That was the very first skit by Dane .
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May 13th, 2006 at 12:31pm
Panagiotakos.<3:
^I can't pick a favorite. I think I like them all.

Edit: Probably the whole Burger King skit. That was the very first skit by Dane .
haha
are you trying to molest me over the thing or what...
lmfao
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May 13th, 2006 at 03:27pm
you can't sell feelings:
Panagiotakos.<3:
^I can't pick a favorite. I think I like them all.

Edit: Probably the whole Burger King skit. That was the very first skit by Dane .
haha
are you trying to molest me over the thing or what...
lmfao
Cool Uh mam, are you trying to molest me via drive thru?

XDDD
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May 13th, 2006 at 05:58pm
you can't sell feelings:
Panagiotakos.<3:
^I can't pick a favorite. I think I like them all.

Edit: Probably the whole Burger King skit. That was the very first skit by Dane .
haha
are you trying to molest me over the thing or what...
lmfao
lmfao

i love that one!!
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May 13th, 2006 at 06:02pm
A fifty foot crab! He was chasing me down the beach and snapping at me with his little snapper. And all night long, he was truckin0' it, doing like 100 miles an hour.


Oh Dane's nightmares <3
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May 13th, 2006 at 10:15pm
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A fifty foot crab! He was chasing me down the beach and snapping at me with his little snapper. And all night long, he was truckin0' it, doing like 100 miles an hour.


Oh Dane's nightmares <3
lmfao lmfao lmfao!
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May 13th, 2006 at 10:20pm
anyone here every seen dane live?
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May 13th, 2006 at 11:33pm
OMG Johnny Tambourine XD
Dane = Awesome Cool
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May 14th, 2006 at 08:09am
the Burger king one or my personal fav, Christ Chex.
Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex
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May 14th, 2006 at 10:05am
Glenn Danzig. <3:
OMG Johnny Tambourine XD
Dane = Awesome Cool
Cool Damn straight.
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May 14th, 2006 at 02:27pm
I like when dane talks about the parking lots...
and how tires make loud schreeching(sp) sounds on them..
lmfao
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May 14th, 2006 at 10:23pm
you can't sell feelings:
I like when dane talks about the parking lots...
and how tires make loud schreeching(sp) sounds on them..
lmfao
i love that lmfao 'im backing up!' (sreeching noise) lmfao
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May 14th, 2006 at 11:02pm
My favorite at the moment is the car alarm song.

"Hello? I'm a car? Gasoline makes me run! Front seat...backspace." lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao
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May 14th, 2006 at 11:16pm
*is listening to the kool-aid one*

hed just be crashing through your fucking wall. oh yeah!!!! oh yeah!!!! and the kids would be all excited yesth! yesth! and then they would drink outta him after debris fell into his open, dumb head, and he'd be like oh yeah!! oh yeah!! him and his crazy tights. i dont like that! i dont like when juice wears tights! thats a horrible combonation; a bowl of juice wearing tights.
fuck that, if that was me id be 'no you fix this wall before my dad comes home, hes gonna beat me with a belt;hes not gonna belive a talking bowl of punch came crashing through my wall, you stupid idiot, yeah coming through the wall is so fucking cool, USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL!!

'dont touch me you drink. dont touch me you giant beverage'lmfao lmfao
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May 14th, 2006 at 11:24pm
Mike Is A Faggot:
*is listening to the kool-aid one*

hed just be crshing through your fucking wall oh yeah!!!! oh yeah!!!! and the kids would be all excited yesth! yesth! and then they would drink outta him after debris fell into his open, dumb head, and hed be like oh yeah!! oh yeah!! him and his crazy tights. i dont like that! i dont like when juice wears tights! thats a horrible combonation; a bowl of juice wearing tights.
fuck that, if that was me id be 'no you fix this wall before my dad comes ome, hes gonna beat me with a belt;hes not gonna belive a talking bowl of punch came crashing through my wall, you stupid idiot, yeah coming through the wall is so fucking cool, yeah dont touch me youdrink. dont touch me you giant beverage'

lmfao lmfao
lmfao lmfao

I thought the father was gonna beat him with a toaster...

... Think
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May 14th, 2006 at 11:27pm
Panagiotakos.<3:
Mike Is A Faggot:
*is listening to the kool-aid one*

hed just be crshing through your fucking wall oh yeah!!!! oh yeah!!!! and the kids would be all excited yesth! yesth! and then they would drink outta him after debris fell into his open, dumb head, and hed be like oh yeah!! oh yeah!! him and his crazy tights. i dont like that! i dont like when juice wears tights! thats a horrible combonation; a bowl of juice wearing tights.
fuck that, if that was me id be 'no you fix this wall before my dad comes ome, hes gonna beat me with a belt;hes not gonna belive a talking bowl of punch came crashing through my wall, you stupid idiot, yeah coming through the wall is so fucking cool, yeah dont touch me youdrink. dont touch me you giant beverage'

lmfao lmfao
lmfao lmfao

I thought the father was gonna beat him with a toaster...

... Think
no its belt ph00l
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May 14th, 2006 at 11:32pm
Mike Is A Faggot:
Panagiotakos.<3:
Mike Is A Faggot:
*is listening to the kool-aid one*

hed just be crshing through your fucking wall oh yeah!!!! oh yeah!!!! and the kids would be all excited yesth! yesth! and then they would drink outta him after debris fell into his open, dumb head, and hed be like oh yeah!! oh yeah!! him and his crazy tights. i dont like that! i dont like when juice wears tights! thats a horrible combonation; a bowl of juice wearing tights.
fuck that, if that was me id be 'no you fix this wall before my dad comes ome, hes gonna beat me with a belt;hes not gonna belive a talking bowl of punch came crashing through my wall, you stupid idiot, yeah coming through the wall is so fucking cool, yeah dont touch me youdrink. dont touch me you giant beverage'

lmfao lmfao
lmfao lmfao

I thought the father was gonna beat him with a toaster...

... Think
no its belt ph00l
Pfft. Don't be trippin' Ph00l.

Cool
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May 15th, 2006 at 12:12am
Panagiotakos.<3:
Mike Is A Faggot:
Panagiotakos.<3:
Mike Is A Faggot:
*is listening to the kool-aid one*

hed just be crshing through your fucking wall oh yeah!!!! oh yeah!!!! and the kids would be all excited yesth! yesth! and then they would drink outta him after debris fell into his open, dumb head, and hed be like oh yeah!! oh yeah!! him and his crazy tights. i dont like that! i dont like when juice wears tights! thats a horrible combonation; a bowl of juice wearing tights.
fuck that, if that was me id be 'no you fix this wall before my dad comes ome, hes gonna beat me with a belt;hes not gonna belive a talking bowl of punch came crashing through my wall, you stupid idiot, yeah coming through the wall is so fucking cool, yeah dont touch me youdrink. dont touch me you giant beverage'

lmfao lmfao
lmfao lmfao

I thought the father was gonna beat him with a toaster...

... Think
no its belt ph00l
Pfft. Don't be trippin' Ph00l.

Cool
d00d, i kan d00h what eyeh want


ph00l.
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May 15th, 2006 at 11:27am
Mike Is A Faggot:
Panagiotakos.<3:
Mike Is A Faggot:
Panagiotakos.<3:
Mike Is A Faggot:
*is listening to the kool-aid one*

hed just be crshing through your fucking wall oh yeah!!!! oh yeah!!!! and the kids would be all excited yesth! yesth! and then they would drink outta him after debris fell into his open, dumb head, and hed be like oh yeah!! oh yeah!! him and his crazy tights. i dont like that! i dont like when juice wears tights! thats a horrible combonation; a bowl of juice wearing tights.
fuck that, if that was me id be 'no you fix this wall before my dad comes ome, hes gonna beat me with a belt;hes not gonna belive a talking bowl of punch came crashing through my wall, you stupid idiot, yeah coming through the wall is so fucking cool, yeah dont touch me youdrink. dont touch me you giant beverage'

lmfao lmfao
lmfao lmfao

I thought the father was gonna beat him with a toaster...

... Think
no its belt ph00l
Pfft. Don't be trippin' Ph00l.

Cool
d00d, i kan d00h what eyeh want


ph00l.
Pfft. Jo momma

Cool
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