COMEDIAN: Dane Cook
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Bleach Rotting On Here ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 47505 | Green Days awesome llama:well i dunno i didnt see that interveiwmabob thing. ![]() |
Miley Cyrus Basket Case ![]() Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 15185 ![]() | Bad Ass Mother Fucker.: Oops ![]() |
AAAAAAAAHHH, LLAMA. Addict ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 11853 | Liks Of Deceit.: ![]() ![]() Erm, I get rather bored. You guys know this skit of course, but I'm almost positive I got this set up word for word. x) "I grew up Catholic...Catholic. Every Sunday. Every Sunday, my dad made us get up and go to mass. And you hadd get there at, what, quarter of 5 in the morning? You know, 'cause you want good seats! Hehe. There were so many things to remember too, when you got there. You know. There were little moves.. Nobody knew the moves. NOBODY knew, like what was that one, mmmmhhhhhreeeerrr+handmotions+nobody knew, nobody looked at eachother, wwwhhaatiisthisss. Try to make up as you go, +dancing,haha+ Then there was peace, peace is when you would shake the hands with all the people around you. The only reason you knew peace was coming, is because the priest would say peace like, five times, rapid fire. You'd hear him, he'd be like, "and the peaceful deciple said my peace I leave, my peace I give to you as we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And he said, I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eyyeee." But you know what you were doing while he was doing his little peace rap? You were looking around for the people who's hands you were NOT gonna shake. This was church, and you were like, "no, BEEEP that guy." Oh, here he comes, "no, peace be with you. I'm all set, +waves+, peace be with- psh, I said I'm all set, I'm doin' my thing, I've got lots people. Peace off! Peace be with you, don't let go, you do NOT let go of me." Then it was like snacktime right in the middle of mass. Yeah, right in, right out of nowhere, the priese would look down and be like, "Let's have some yum-yums! I've made snaaaaaaaaaacks!". You would get in line, you would jump in the line, and you would go up and get the, uh, you know, the cruton-o-christ. He had a whole bowl of them too, he had a whole bowl. And he was like this-nehh, I got mad 'cause he kept them like this. So I used to always wanna mess with the priest. when it was my turn to get in front of the line, I'd be like +tongue out+ aaahhhh, your move holy man. Choose widely. He had a whole bowl. I always wanted to like, grab them, you know. Just grab the bowl, run home and add like milk, like youknow, eat it like Christ Chex. That'd be great if it were a real cereal, "Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex! It's a miracle in a bowl!" Open up the box, it's like, "AAHHHH!" Little angel flies out, it's like, "good morning! life is beautiful! Hahahahahaa!" |
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727 | I can't believe you typed all of that, and I can't believe I read it. ![]() |
AAAAAAAAHHH, LLAMA. Addict ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 11853 | His Brand of Heroin: ![]() |
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727 | Green Days awesome llama:I did. And I laughed a lot. I love that skit. |
Bleach Rotting On Here ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 47505 | His Brand of Heroin:so did i. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Minority_Under_Dog Falling In Love With The Board ![]() Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 6967 ![]() | wow you typed all of that. lotta time on your hands? luckily someone but up tourgasm on youtube so i can watch it *partys* is going to go watch it..... |
iamkiller Basket Case ![]() Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 19586 ![]() | He was in that movie.. DAMN! Where he's a cook? HE WAS AWESOME. |
Bleach Rotting On Here ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 47505 | Minority_Under_Dog:i know i found it on youtube also! ![]() |
wake the dead. This Board Is My Home ![]() Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 30440 | His Brand of Heroin: Same ![]() 'Christ Chex' is totally my new MSN name xD |
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727 | iamkiller: Yesh, that's him. |
Ilse Falling In Love With The Board ![]() Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 8465 | Did anyone happen to catch Tourgasam on HBO? |
Minority_Under_Dog Falling In Love With The Board ![]() Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 6967 ![]() | Bad Ass Mother Fucker.:If you let it alone for like 5 minutes or something it loads the whole thing then you can watch it without the annoying stops. by the way happy birthday!! its mine too ![]() |
Bleach Rotting On Here ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 47505 | Minority_Under_Dog: ![]() ![]() |
Bleach Rotting On Here ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 47505 | September_has_Ended:of course |
Ilse Falling In Love With The Board ![]() Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 8465 | Bad Ass Mother Fucker.:Agg! Lucky! We don't get HBO, so do you have any idea if they're putting it out on DVD? |
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727 | September_has_Ended: Yes, they are. And I think you can find it on YouTube or on his site. |
Ilse Falling In Love With The Board ![]() Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 8465 | His Brand of Heroin:Thank you so much. You kick ass. |
Baguelle King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 2727 | September_has_Ended: ![]() Not a problem. |
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