COMEDIAN: Dane Cook

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

hahaha. there's a walgreens acorss the street from my house
XD
but i really do feel like a jedi when i go there and the doors open automatically.

every time I listen to dane I have the craving for burger king..

haha, me too. it makes me want some fries from the bk lounge.

god that sounds good right now..

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

hahaha. there's a walgreens acorss the street from my house
XD
but i really do feel like a jedi when i go there and the doors open automatically.

every time I listen to dane I have the craving for burger king..

haha, me too. it makes me want some fries from the bk lounge.

god that sounds good right now..

I know that sounds appealing to me as well
I'd want a chicken sangwich w/ those fries as well

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

hahaha. there's a walgreens acorss the street from my house
XD
but i really do feel like a jedi when i go there and the doors open automatically.

every time I listen to dane I have the craving for burger king..

haha, me too. it makes me want some fries from the bk lounge.

god that sounds good right now..

I know that sounds appealing to me as well
I'd want a chicken sangwich w/ those fries as well

mmmmm.

chicken sangwhich and hot tasty fries. those fries look so dandy.
XD

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

hahaha. there's a walgreens acorss the street from my house
XD
but i really do feel like a jedi when i go there and the doors open automatically.

every time I listen to dane I have the craving for burger king..

haha, me too. it makes me want some fries from the bk lounge.

god that sounds good right now..

I know that sounds appealing to me as well
I'd want a chicken sangwich w/ those fries as well

mmmmm.

chicken sangwhich and hot tasty fries. those fries look so dandy.
XD

haha
"I SAID NO COOKIES BRRLLL!!!"
I love that one and the car alarm one
'HELLOOOOOOOOOOO??! I'M A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. gas-o-line makes me run. back seaaat. trunnk spaaace."

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

hahaha. there's a walgreens acorss the street from my house
XD
but i really do feel like a jedi when i go there and the doors open automatically.

every time I listen to dane I have the craving for burger king..

haha, me too. it makes me want some fries from the bk lounge.

god that sounds good right now..

I know that sounds appealing to me as well
I'd want a chicken sangwich w/ those fries as well

mmmmm.

chicken sangwhich and hot tasty fries. those fries look so dandy.
XD

haha
"I SAID NO COOKIES BRRLLL!!!"
I love that one and the car alarm one
'HELLOOOOOOOOOOO??! I'M A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. gas-o-line makes me run. back seaaat. trunnk spaaace."

hahaha. yess.

dude it's funny cause i used to watch transformers. and there's a transformers movie being made.

and i sing the car alarm song everytime a car alarm goes off.

and OO. dane is going to host the teen choice awards. yay!

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

hahaha. there's a walgreens acorss the street from my house
XD
but i really do feel like a jedi when i go there and the doors open automatically.

every time I listen to dane I have the craving for burger king..

haha, me too. it makes me want some fries from the bk lounge.

god that sounds good right now..

I know that sounds appealing to me as well
I'd want a chicken sangwich w/ those fries as well

mmmmm.

chicken sangwhich and hot tasty fries. those fries look so dandy.
XD

haha
"I SAID NO COOKIES BRRLLL!!!"
I love that one and the car alarm one
'HELLOOOOOOOOOOO??! I'M A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. gas-o-line makes me run. back seaaat. trunnk spaaace."

hahaha. yess.

dude it's funny cause i used to watch transformers. and there's a transformers movie being made.

and i sing the car alarm song everytime a car alarm goes off.

and OO. dane is going to host the teen choice awards. yay!

*super gasp*
what channel is it gonna be on (abc, nbc, etc)??!??!?! WHAT DAY AND WHAT TIME?!??!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

get the jelly you twat!:

*super gasp*
what channel is it gonna be on (abc, nbc, etc)??!??!?! WHAT DAY AND WHAT TIME?!??!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

the date is august 20th at 8 until 10ish. [sometimes these award shows run over time] and i think it's on fox.

but dude, august 20th is a bit far away..

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

*super gasp*
what channel is it gonna be on (abc, nbc, etc)??!??!?! WHAT DAY AND WHAT TIME?!??!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

the date is august 20th at 8 until 10ish. [sometimes these award shows run over time] and i think it's on fox.

but dude, august 20th is a bit far away..

ewww
I don't even wanna think that late into my life..
august is too close to when school starts
we start school on sept. 1st
>.<
but thanks for the info..
*tries to think of a dane cook line*
uhh..
"I'll fucking kill you!"

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

*super gasp*
what channel is it gonna be on (abc, nbc, etc)??!??!?! WHAT DAY AND WHAT TIME?!??!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

the date is august 20th at 8 until 10ish. [sometimes these award shows run over time] and i think it's on fox.

but dude, august 20th is a bit far away..

ewww
I don't even wanna think that late into my life..
august is too close to when school starts
we start school on sept. 1st
>.<
but thanks for the info..
*tries to think of a dane cook line*
uhh..
"I'll fucking kill you!"

icky. schoool.
:[

AHH. dont kill me!
*runs like gazelle*

XD

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

*super gasp*
what channel is it gonna be on (abc, nbc, etc)??!??!?! WHAT DAY AND WHAT TIME?!??!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

the date is august 20th at 8 until 10ish. [sometimes these award shows run over time] and i think it's on fox.

but dude, august 20th is a bit far away..

ewww
I don't even wanna think that late into my life..
august is too close to when school starts
we start school on sept. 1st
>.<
but thanks for the info..
*tries to think of a dane cook line*
uhh..
"I'll fucking kill you!"

icky. schoool.
:[

AHH. dont kill me!
*runs like gazelle*

XD

I was quoting dane, poopy pants.
"I say FUCKSHOES!"

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

*super gasp*
what channel is it gonna be on (abc, nbc, etc)??!??!?! WHAT DAY AND WHAT TIME?!??!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

the date is august 20th at 8 until 10ish. [sometimes these award shows run over time] and i think it's on fox.

but dude, august 20th is a bit far away..

ewww
I don't even wanna think that late into my life..
august is too close to when school starts
we start school on sept. 1st
>.<
but thanks for the info..
*tries to think of a dane cook line*
uhh..
"I'll fucking kill you!"

icky. schoool.
:[

AHH. dont kill me!
*runs like gazelle*

XD

I was quoting dane, poopy pants.
"I say FUCKSHOES!"

hee hee. i know you were.
XD
hence the whole running like a gazelle.

yeah. fuck shoes. they do not represent you here nor in a court of law.

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

*super gasp*
what channel is it gonna be on (abc, nbc, etc)??!??!?! WHAT DAY AND WHAT TIME?!??!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

the date is august 20th at 8 until 10ish. [sometimes these award shows run over time] and i think it's on fox.

but dude, august 20th is a bit far away..

ewww
I don't even wanna think that late into my life..
august is too close to when school starts
we start school on sept. 1st
>.<
but thanks for the info..
*tries to think of a dane cook line*
uhh..
"I'll fucking kill you!"

icky. schoool.
:[

AHH. dont kill me!
*runs like gazelle*

XD

I was quoting dane, poopy pants.
"I say FUCKSHOES!"

hee hee. i know you were.
XD
hence the whole running like a gazelle.

yeah. fuck shoes. they do not represent you here nor in a court of law.

hehe
"that guy would be so pissed if right as he popped out of the closet, some other guy slit my throat first!"

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

*super gasp*
what channel is it gonna be on (abc, nbc, etc)??!??!?! WHAT DAY AND WHAT TIME?!??!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

the date is august 20th at 8 until 10ish. [sometimes these award shows run over time] and i think it's on fox.

but dude, august 20th is a bit far away..

ewww
I don't even wanna think that late into my life..
august is too close to when school starts
we start school on sept. 1st
>.<
but thanks for the info..
*tries to think of a dane cook line*
uhh..
"I'll fucking kill you!"

icky. schoool.
:[

AHH. dont kill me!
*runs like gazelle*

XD

I was quoting dane, poopy pants.
"I say FUCKSHOES!"

hee hee. i know you were.
XD
hence the whole running like a gazelle.

yeah. fuck shoes. they do not represent you here nor in a court of law.

hehe
"that guy would be so pissed if right as he popped out of the closet, some other guy slit my throat first!"

hahahhaa.

dude we're like the only two people on this thread..

we should get more people for the SU-FI army!!

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

*super gasp*
what channel is it gonna be on (abc, nbc, etc)??!??!?! WHAT DAY AND WHAT TIME?!??!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

the date is august 20th at 8 until 10ish. [sometimes these award shows run over time] and i think it's on fox.

but dude, august 20th is a bit far away..

ewww
I don't even wanna think that late into my life..
august is too close to when school starts
we start school on sept. 1st
>.<
but thanks for the info..
*tries to think of a dane cook line*
uhh..
"I'll fucking kill you!"

icky. schoool.
:[

AHH. dont kill me!
*runs like gazelle*

XD

I was quoting dane, poopy pants.
"I say FUCKSHOES!"

hee hee. i know you were.
XD
hence the whole running like a gazelle.

yeah. fuck shoes. they do not represent you here nor in a court of law.

hehe
"that guy would be so pissed if right as he popped out of the closet, some other guy slit my throat first!"

hahahhaa.

dude we're like the only two people on this thread..

we should get more people for the SU-FI army!!

hahaaheha
more people used to come on here...
but they stopped so w/e
unless you wanna get some more people one here..
because I don't.
but I should prolly say something dane related or this thread could get deleted for spam!
do you know how old he is..
because I don't...

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

*super gasp*
what channel is it gonna be on (abc, nbc, etc)??!??!?! WHAT DAY AND WHAT TIME?!??!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

the date is august 20th at 8 until 10ish. [sometimes these award shows run over time] and i think it's on fox.

but dude, august 20th is a bit far away..

ewww
I don't even wanna think that late into my life..
august is too close to when school starts
we start school on sept. 1st
>.<
but thanks for the info..
*tries to think of a dane cook line*
uhh..
"I'll fucking kill you!"

icky. schoool.
:[

AHH. dont kill me!
*runs like gazelle*

XD

I was quoting dane, poopy pants.
"I say FUCKSHOES!"

hee hee. i know you were.
XD
hence the whole running like a gazelle.

yeah. fuck shoes. they do not represent you here nor in a court of law.

hehe
"that guy would be so pissed if right as he popped out of the closet, some other guy slit my throat first!"

hahahhaa.

dude we're like the only two people on this thread..

we should get more people for the SU-FI army!!

hahaaheha
more people used to come on here...
but they stopped so w/e
unless you wanna get some more people one here..
because I don't.
but I should prolly say something dane related or this thread could get deleted for spam!
do you know how old he is..
because I don't...

wow. i just noticied you changed your username.
XD
i'm slow.

pfft. i might get one other person on here. but that's about it but yeah. w/e

and i actually don't know how old dane is....

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

I say fuck shoes!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

thiscaliforniagirllovesgd:

get the jelly you twat!:

*super gasp*
what channel is it gonna be on (abc, nbc, etc)??!??!?! WHAT DAY AND WHAT TIME?!??!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!!

the date is august 20th at 8 until 10ish. [sometimes these award shows run over time] and i think it's on fox.

but dude, august 20th is a bit far away..

ewww
I don't even wanna think that late into my life..
august is too close to when school starts
we start school on sept. 1st
>.<
but thanks for the info..
*tries to think of a dane cook line*
uhh..
"I'll fucking kill you!"

icky. schoool.
:[

AHH. dont kill me!
*runs like gazelle*

XD

I was quoting dane, poopy pants.
"I say FUCKSHOES!"

hee hee. i know you were.
XD
hence the whole running like a gazelle.

yeah. fuck shoes. they do not represent you here nor in a court of law.

hehe
"that guy would be so pissed if right as he popped out of the closet, some other guy slit my throat first!"

hahahhaa.

dude we're like the only two people on this thread..

we should get more people for the SU-FI army!!

hahaaheha
more people used to come on here...
but they stopped so w/e
unless you wanna get some more people one here..
because I don't.
but I should prolly say something dane related or this thread could get deleted for spam!
do you know how old he is..
because I don't...

wow. i just noticied you changed your username.
XD
i'm slow.

pfft. i might get one other person on here. but that's about it but yeah. w/e

and i actually don't know how old dane is....

do you think if I googled it I could perhaps.. find his age?

I bet he's like... 25. maybe. he's just... sooooo freakin sexy.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!

and go to here

dude. i found out dane's age. he's 34!!
wow. he looks younger.

no way that he's 34!! NONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!

and that shirt is TIIIGHHHT. i want the one with the su-fi that says " i am not a twat"
XD