Avenged Sevenfold

wat betekent een h?
weetjewat ik start een gitaartopic, kunnen we gitaaarvragen stellen

ja goed idee!

gebeurd

ik speel al de hele dag bat country gisteren ook al
mn vingers zijn gaar van die slides xD

The minority!:

WTH doet Tre daar?

xD

lmao @ johnny zijn gezichtsuitdrukking

johnny's haar ownde daar

nu ook nog wel maar die hanekam was uber

ziet er vet gaaf cool te gek uit

jippie
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xD

ik ben hyperactief

: 24 juni :
wooohooo heb er zin in

ik las net ergens dat Syn's snor weer weg is maar goed ook
hij begon bijna te wennen

GVD Vuile hond die dit schreef moet een pijnlijke dood sterven want t is gewoon niet waar....die solos zijn ECHT goed

Seriously, I can’t fathom these morons. They all have bitchin’ metal names like Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengeance and Bozo McMetal, they dress like a cross between garish metalcore clowns and hair-metal revivalists, and their signature sound seems to involve dual-guitar shred solos that are so toneless and compressed that they sound like they’re being playing on MIDI keyboards (these solos impress their idiot fans to no end, since the concept of counterpoint is an almost mystical revelation to people who have never heard anything approaching actual music before). In each of their videos, there’s bound to be a climactic moment when the two chickenhead lead guitarists situate themselves back-to-back and engage in a healthy round of homoerotic guitar horseplay while the singer flashes his mouthful of metal and some stripper they got from a Myspace casting call slinks by suggestively.

Apparently, they think they’re a serious metal band.

Ho ho! I saw these utterly loathsome painted-up titties complaining to the media about being on Total Request Live and in teeny magazines next to Aaron Carter and shit like that. Oh no, their Serious Badass Heavy Metal-lovin’ fans might feel alienated because a bunch of idiot kids love a band tarted up with heavy eyeliner and teased hair and painted nails and big ol’ platinum fucking grillz in their teeth. Guess what, Avenged Sevenfold: Warner Brothers wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole if they didn’t think they could sell you to idiot kids. You’re custom designed to be sold to idiot kids. Idiot kids are your bread and goddamn butter, Avenged Sevenfold, so you’d better get on your knees and thank Pussy Satan or whoever the fuck you worship (I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Jesus; that’s how lame you are) that idiot kids are willing to give you the time of day.
I beckon thee to GAY GUITAR SOLO ORGY CAMP!

As for anyone who is male and over the age of fourteen who listens to these guys: what? Is there some kind of excuse? Did rock and roll kill your parents when you were a kid and you swore to get revenge by desecrating its memory? Are you writing a dissertation on the sexual dynamics of guitar solos? Even fratboy Bro-Magnons in pink polo shirts with popped collars wouldn’t be caught dead listening to this shit, and they’ll listen to anything, as long as it’ll get them laid via Myspace.

Whew. Any for any 14-year-old girls who love Avenged Sevenfold who might be reading this: it’s not too late. You have until the age of seventeen to start liking real music, but after that you’re pretty much doomed to liking awful shit for the rest of your life, so straighten up now or you’ll eventually become a pregnant stripper, and you’d better hope against hope that Myspace is still around then so you can find a dad for your little sack of crap.

daar word ik agressief van
dus ik word later een zwangere stripper die n vent zoekt op myspace?

die gast is echt grappig

Seriously, I can’t fathom these morons. They all have bitchin’ metal names like Synyster Gates and Zacky Vengeance and Bozo McMetal

Guess what, Avenged Sevenfold: Warner Brothers wouldn’t touch you with a ten-foot pole if they didn’t think they could sell you to idiot kids. You’re custom designed to be sold to idiot kids. Idiot kids are your bread and goddamn butter, Avenged Sevenfold

Did rock and roll kill your parents when you were a kid and you swore to get revenge by desecrating its memory?

you’d better hope against hope that Myspace is still around then so you can find a dad for your little sack of crap.


daar moet je gewoon om lachen bernadette en niet op letten

kan ik niet

ik heb dat ge-erft ...dat ik niks kan hebben

and their signature sound seems to involve dual-guitar shred solos that are so toneless and compressed that they sound like they’re being playing on MIDI keyboards (these solos impress their idiot fans to no end, since the concept of counterpoint is an almost mystical revelation to people who have never heard anything approaching actual music before). In each of their videos, there’s bound to be a climactic moment when the two chickenhead lead guitarists situate themselves back-to-back and engage in a healthy round of homoerotic guitar horseplay



op zich best duidelijk dat die gast de solo's nooit heeft gehoord
xD
MIDI

meh maar welke gek gaat zich zo druk maken over een band die hij vreselijk vindt, dat hij zo'n heel verhaal schrijft. Dan heb je toch ook geen leven!

wrom zou je een verhaal schrijven over een band die je toch verschrikkelijk vind wat heeft dat dan voor nut

geen enkel
maar wat ik ook erg vind is dat mensen zich er nog iets van aantrekken ook

xD

jezus.. als iemand dan al zo zielig is om een heel verhaal te schrijven iets dat ie vreselijk vind.. wrom zou je er dan op reageren! xD

geen idee

automatisme?

xD
die gast spoort gewoon niet

die heeft ook gen leven
ik ga toch ook niet naar een sean oauk site en zeggend at ie suckt omdat ik de muziek niet leuk vind
xD

moet jij weten

ik zou het niet doen.. kheb namelijk geen idee wie dat is xD