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<3Romance<3
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Posts: 1186 | June 16th, 2006 at 03:37pm <NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker" |
<3Romance<3
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Posts: 1186 | June 16th, 2006 at 03:38pm hebt dees ma is voor
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/ |
<3Romance<3
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Posts: 1186 | June 16th, 2006 at 03:40pm <glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch) |
<3Romance<3
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Posts: 1186 | June 16th, 2006 at 03:41pm <Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^ |
<3Romance<3
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Posts: 1186 | June 16th, 2006 at 03:41pm |
<3Romance<3
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Posts: 1186 | June 16th, 2006 at 03:42pm <LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C  ocuments and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
 l mfao |
Iiiigor
Jackass
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Posts: 1791 | June 16th, 2006 at 05:14pm *is te lui om teksten langer dan 5 regels nog te lezen* |
Belle*
Addict
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12988 | June 17th, 2006 at 07:16am ahaa! xD |
Iiiigor
Jackass
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Posts: 1791 | June 17th, 2006 at 04:54pm Schmekba! |
Belle*
Addict
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12988 | June 18th, 2006 at 06:45am Natuurlijk!!!!  |
Effy
Addict
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 13565 | June 18th, 2006 at 08:28am |
Belle*
Addict
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12988 | June 18th, 2006 at 08:33am OH MY GOD! |
Belle*
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Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12988 | June 18th, 2006 at 08:42am Donald Duck loopt door het bos, toen kwam er een eekheorntje aan.
En die volgt hem helemaal tot aan het eind van het pad.
Donald roept boos: "Waroam achtervolg je me steeds??"
eekhoorntje zeg: "Ik heb nog nooit zo'n grote eikel gezien!"
Hoe schiet je een blauwe kip neer?
met het blauwe kippen geweer
Hoe schiet je een groene kip neer?
Je laat hem stikken tot hij blauw ziet en dan schiet je hem neer met het blauwe kippen geweer
Hoe schiet je een rode kip neer?
je laat hem misselijk worden tot hij groen word dan laat je hem stikken tot hij blauw ziet en dan schiet je hem neer met het blauwe kippen geweer.
Hoe schiet je een pimpel paarsen kip met witten stippen neer?
als je ooit zo een kip ziet waarschuw me dan |
Effy
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Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 13565 | June 18th, 2006 at 08:44am wat een kuthumor |
Belle*
Addict
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12988 | June 18th, 2006 at 08:45am joh xD ..
die 1e is niet zo heel leuk .. die 2e vond ik wel grappig |
Ryan Ross.
Basket Case
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 17712 | June 18th, 2006 at 02:28pm humor van de bovenste plank.
voor de belgen onder ons [en ook een beetje voor de hollanders die het verstaan]
oe ist, doet nog zjir aje pist
DWAASSS |
Effy
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Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 13565 | June 18th, 2006 at 02:31pm O____________________________O |
Ryan Ross.
Basket Case
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 17712 | June 18th, 2006 at 02:32pm |
Belle*
Addict
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 12988 | June 18th, 2006 at 03:07pm wattuhs?! |
Ryan Ross.
Basket Case
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 17712 | June 18th, 2006 at 03:42pm whatever, laatmaar |
