Billie Joe Quotes

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musicsnob1971
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August 6th, 2006 at 11:42pm
From "Gonna Meet a Rockstar"

BJ: "Will you wash me?"
Fan: "Yeah"
BJ: "Will you wash my back while I shower?"
Fan: "Yeah"
BJ: "Will you wash my butt?"
Fan: "Uhh, mabye"


I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS IF ANYONE WOULD BE SO NICE TO BREAK IT UP. ITS TO LONG TO DOWNLOAD FOR DAILUP. Boohoo
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August 7th, 2006 at 12:47am
Right, apart from that last story, when did you last completely shame yourself?

BJ: Oh boy, I don’t know, because everything I do, I mean to do. But I once had sex with a 250-pound woman in a Honda Civic, which, let’s be honest, isn’t a big car. I was only 18, but I don’t regret it, not for one second. What an experience.

lmfao
musicsnob1971
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August 7th, 2006 at 01:08am
WHERE IS THAT FROM?
IM CONFUSED! Shocked
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August 7th, 2006 at 01:11am
FHM.com =]
Im not exactly sure if the interview is 100% reliable though.
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August 7th, 2006 at 05:42am
RET0.:
Right, apart from that last story, when did you last completely shame yourself?

BJ: Oh boy, I don’t know, because everything I do, I mean to do. But I once had sex with a 250-pound woman in a Honda Civic, which, let’s be honest, isn’t a big car. I was only 18, but I don’t regret it, not for one second. What an experience.

lmfao


Shocked OMFG lmfao
Jimmy's_Rebel
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August 7th, 2006 at 09:19am
RET0.:
FHM.com =]
Im not exactly sure if the interview is 100% reliable though.


Can you post the whole interview? My computer blocks me from the site Very Happy ha
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August 7th, 2006 at 09:54am
RET0.:
Right, apart from that last story, when did you last completely shame yourself?

BJ: Oh boy, I don’t know, because everything I do, I mean to do. But I once had sex with a 250-pound woman in a Honda Civic, which, let’s be honest, isn’t a big car. I was only 18, but I don’t regret it, not for one second. What an experience.

lmfao

lmfao if that is a real quote it is the funniet thing i have heard in a while lmfao
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August 7th, 2006 at 10:06am
I just found that interview on the website lmfai.. NICE Cool lmfao it has some great quotes

It sounds as if a woman may have once refused to sleep with you, purely on grounds of poor body odour.

Well, I’m involved with somebody now, so I like to stay somewhat clean. But at the same time she accepts my stinkiness, which is why I fell in love with her. Ha, no deodorant and stinky sex. Great.

lmfao what a charmer
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August 7th, 2006 at 11:32am
haha...I know a guy just like that...he doesn't like to wear deodorant or wash too often, cos he thinks it "masks his natural man-odour"!! lmfao
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August 7th, 2006 at 03:34pm
greendayjunkie:
Cigarettes And Valentines:
greendayjunkie:
punkrocker91:
practice makes perfect nobodys perfect so why practice

ummmm People always think Billie said that... but yeah it was Mike
Shocked Really? Eh I never knew that..Think

haha yeah thats what i mean, but Yup it was Mike


Everyone thinks it's Billie's quote cause it says so on GDA. SO many people believe EVREYTHING on GDA. Rolling Eyes
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August 7th, 2006 at 03:35pm
Nathalie.:
RET0.:
Right, apart from that last story, when did you last completely shame yourself?

BJ: Oh boy, I don’t know, because everything I do, I mean to do. But I once had sex with a 250-pound woman in a Honda Civic, which, let’s be honest, isn’t a big car. I was only 18, but I don’t regret it, not for one second. What an experience.

lmfao


Shocked OMFG lmfao


What the hell? Shocked Laughing
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Mibba
August 7th, 2006 at 03:47pm
lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao

Billie is a nutcase. Cool
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Mibba
August 7th, 2006 at 03:48pm
Ambyeyes:
greendayjunkie:
Cigarettes And Valentines:
greendayjunkie:
punkrocker91:
practice makes perfect nobodys perfect so why practice

ummmm People always think Billie said that... but yeah it was Mike
Shocked Really? Eh I never knew that..Think

haha yeah thats what i mean, but Yup it was Mike


Everyone thinks it's Billie's quote cause it says so on GDA. SO many people believe EVREYTHING on GDA. Rolling Eyes

Didn't Billie say it was himself that said it on Ego's & Icons? Think
Or is that another quote? Laughing
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:34pm
Jenni Jen:

Didn't Billie say it was himself that said it on Ego's & Icons? Think
Or is that another quote? Laughing

No Tré says it on Egos and Icons.... but Mike said it somewhere in the Nimrod era
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Mibba
August 7th, 2006 at 04:35pm
greendayjunkie:
Jenni Jen:

Didn't Billie say it was himself that said it on Ego's & Icons? Think
Or is that another quote? Laughing

No Tré says it on Egos and Icons.... but Mike said it somewhere in the Nimrod era

Billie said that school one then. He did say something near the end.
He goes 'now who said that, I think it was me'
xD
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August 8th, 2006 at 04:57am
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August 8th, 2006 at 05:48am
Jenni Jen:
greendayjunkie:
Jenni Jen:

Didn't Billie say it was himself that said it on Ego's & Icons? Think
Or is that another quote? Laughing

No Tré says it on Egos and Icons.... but Mike said it somewhere in the Nimrod era

Billie said that school one then. He did say something near the end.
He goes 'now who said that, I think it was me'
xD

When he says that^^ He is saying, "it is better to regret something you have done rather than something you havent done"

I am a nerd XD
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August 8th, 2006 at 10:40am
"Jeff if you dont know how to play the guitar i am gonna be your worst fucking nightmare"

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August 8th, 2006 at 12:14pm
i still like practice makes perfect nobodys perfect so why practice
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August 8th, 2006 at 12:43pm
punkrocker91:
i still like practice makes perfect nobodys perfect so why practice

Yeah, again.... Billie didnt say that!! GDA LIES lol
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