Taste is the enemy of creativeness. -Pablo Picasso
(Please note that this bio is best read in a fake German accent;
also, if you cannot read or are blind just ask your Warner Brother’s
representative for a “Bio on Tape” at no additional charge.)
In this world of disposable icons and plastic idols, let us present
the solution to all your problems. Ladies and Gentlemen, we bring you
THE NETWORK! I know how hard it is for you journalists these days, the
bands you are forced to write about are bland and taste like a vegan
birthday cake. The Network is here to save you from all of this
miserable mediocrity. The Network are a living, breathing sound-bite
and with their charming personalities and their incredible fashion
sense you would swear you were covering Ricky Schroder in his Silver
Spoons heyday! The Network is the future and if it so happens that the
future is the 1980’s so be it. The Network asks you, have we really
progressed since then? And the answer is NO! The Network believes that
our world is filled with records that should come with expiration
dates on them. The Network is timeless! You will be reminded of this
fact when they play “Hammer of the Gods” at your funeral and “Money
Money 2020” at your kids bar mitzvah. Everything you heard about the
Network is true (except for the sex scandal that bassist Van Gough had
with a sheep in Florida, it was actually Estelle Getty from The Golden
Girls), they are musical revolutionaries not unlike George Washington
but with a keytar! It is time for a music revolution and The Network
is going to start it.
http://www.thenetworkband.com/networknews.html Taken from there
Miss Murder Geek Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 203
December 13th, 2006 at 06:28am
[quote="It Had to Be You."]
Reality Is Due:
this might sound perverted, but I'd recognize that ass anywhere...
His bass is sparkling O.o
And his hand looks like a hand.. of a corpse or something xD
Summon Spirit Luna Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 18
January 10th, 2007 at 02:59pm
I think it's alright! I would name my cat Van Gough and my Dog Van Gough and my bird Van Gough and my sheep Van Gough.....
I think Lord Van Gough is awesome and Lord Mike totally rocks at it.
Arcane-Inamorata King For A Couple Of Days Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 3278
January 10th, 2007 at 08:45pm
Serena Vox:
MikeSpanksHisBass,AndMe=P:
I dont know..i have Van Gough's hat
well,one like it.
and so do some of my uncles
it's a kool hat
but it looks awesome on my grandpa
Yeah those hats seem to be popular among old people.
But seriously...Wearing it to a huge award show? Dead giveaway if I've ever seen one.
He did??
I never noticed that.
But then again, I don't rly listen to the network.
his hand does look a bit odd ... have to say i'd also recognise his booty anywhere ... but the whole pic is bringing to mind the corpse bride for some reason??
I named my shoes Van Gough. But dude, if I ever got to see The Network in concert, I'd so tackle him. And Fink. I'd go on an angle to get them both. <3 *loves*
It's pretty obvious. Of course, no one else has exactly keepen their identity secret either. I believe now that everyone already knows it's him, he should just play with out the whole get up. We want to see his pretty face. Keep the hat, though.