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Love my insanity Jackass
 Age: 93 Gender: Female Posts: 1591 | August 18th, 2006 at 07:57pm Do you know how many hormonal teen girls and boys would love to fuck you?
Wanna show me what the bullwinkle is?
Please marry me?
Or can I have a kiss? |
slush_and_tre Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 95 | August 25th, 2006 at 11:08pm Umm, I would say, "What's your favorite animal?" "Can I see te bullwinkle?" AND "Do like cartoons?" I'll think of others.  |
slush_and_tre Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 95 | August 25th, 2006 at 11:09pm OOH MY FAVORITE!!! "WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?" |
m58694 Geek
 Age: - Gender: - Posts: 476 | August 27th, 2006 at 11:34am Tré,can i see your pierced nipple? ...@.@ |
Betanynin Geek
 Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 145 | August 30th, 2006 at 03:23pm May i burn my initials into your arm?
=)
Will you sign my eye lid?
=] |
Rockaway Beach Jackass
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 1279 | August 30th, 2006 at 03:26pm Betanynin:May i burn my initials into your arm?
=)
Will you sign my eye lid?
=]
 Those are my favourites. |
DookieGoesKerplunk! Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
 Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 44 | September 7th, 2006 at 04:05am My god, I have no idea what I'd ask him.
Maybe along the lines of
"Tre, may I be your dominated love slave?"
or
"Have my children..puhlease?!?"
ahh I dunno. I'd never be able to be serious with the Trester..Cause I mean...It's freakin TRE COOL! |
just_call_me_dookie Addict
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 12902
| September 10th, 2006 at 01:51pm Tre, may I wear your pants on my head?
and
Tre, will you dress in drag for me and sing "I am Beautiful." ? |
LadyLuna Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
 Age: - Gender: - Posts: 84 | September 10th, 2006 at 04:41pm just_call_me_dookie:Tre, will you dress in drag for me and sing "I am Beautiful." ?
Is the drag random or do you have a 'female alter-ego', and if you do have a female alter-ego, can I take her out for a night on the town sometime?
Between you and Billie, who started wearing the eyeliner first?
Do you think Mike would wear drag if we got him suitably drunk?
Can I borrow your eyeliner please? |
Melissa. Jackass
 Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 1260 | September 15th, 2006 at 09:55am Can you go golfing with my dad so both of you can teach me how to golf? |
John Entwistle Great Success!
 Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 55036 | September 26th, 2006 at 11:01pm My birthday is today and I'm 18 now, sooooo.......can you give me my birthday gift now?
I've been waiting for 2 years.  |
lyrical_mess Falling In Love With The Board
 Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 5278
 | September 27th, 2006 at 12:10pm Can I have a hug? No wait...can I have you? |
Sunsh!ne. Geek
 Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 128 | September 28th, 2006 at 06:18pm Tre, If you had 3 wishes, what would they be??
What is your favorite song?
What is your favorite Green Day song?
Why are you ssssssssssooooooooo hot??  [/b]
No wait, are you currently available??  |
Quiet.Song.13 Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
 Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 6
| September 28th, 2006 at 10:54pm So, Tre, you said no man can eat 50 eggs... but can a WOMAN?! eh, EH?!?! =D haha |
HavingAGreenDay Falling In Love With The Board
 Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 5699
| October 11th, 2006 at 09:34pm Tre, remember when you gave me your black and white striped tie? |
Verbatim. King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 103 Gender: Female Posts: 3281 | October 13th, 2006 at 06:08pm "Was the dog milk nice?"
"Will you adopt me?"
"Can we get blind drunk together?"
"Will you read my stories?"
"Can I have your autograph?"
"Do you not get sick of questions?"
"Can you teach me drums?"
"What if the rat didn't do cheese? What if it did bread? Would the song be "like a rat does bread?" |
John Entwistle Great Success!
 Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 55036 | October 14th, 2006 at 10:43pm I Am The Milky Bar Kid:"Was the dog milk nice?"
"Will you adopt me?"
"Can we get blind drunk together?"
"Will you read my stories?"
"Can I have your autograph?"
"Do you not get sick of questions?"
"Can you teach me drums?"
"What if the rat didn't do cheese? What if it did bread? Would the song be "like a rat does bread?"
Nice questions. I especially like the last one. |
Toxic Narcotic King For A Couple Of Days
 Age: 103 Gender: Female Posts: 3750
| October 15th, 2006 at 07:07pm KYUR4 TH ICH:I Am The Milky Bar Kid:"Was the dog milk nice?"
"Will you adopt me?"
"Can we get blind drunk together?"
"Will you read my stories?"
"Can I have your autograph?"
"Do you not get sick of questions?"
"Can you teach me drums?"
"What if the rat didn't do cheese? What if it did bread? Would the song be "like a rat does bread?"
Nice questions. I especially like the last one.

real cool |
Lost_and_Confuzzeled Geek
 Age: - Gender: - Posts: 193 | October 24th, 2006 at 11:27pm how do you like your eggs?
lmao, id probably ask something retarded. like can i have your autograph?/will you marry me?  |
Micro Sheep Falling In Love With The Board
 Age: - Gender: - Posts: 7584 | October 25th, 2006 at 03:34pm why do you have the kewlest vans and tuk shuz i've ever seen?
what would your reaction be if i'd ask you if you are available?  |