Dear John, I Hope You Brought Your Oxford Dictionary
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wait_what Geek ![]() Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 411 ![]() ![]() | (*Note: I just wanted to say that this poem is supposed to be funny and completely void of images and metaphors. ![]() I have suffered too many debacles. My debility is that I'm decrepit and practically defunct. I gave you éclat and caused your work to be a cynosure. But now, I must exculpate myself from this imbroglio. You jejune imp- you had the effrontery to not be absolutely debonair to my true effulgence. You emetically jilted my jocund disposition. But now, I know about your new inamorata, your paramour. I’m not irascible, but the fact that you effaced yourself in this relationship is now morose. So, my evil persona non grata, keep out of my pages for eternity! Signed, Webster |
Lor Geek ![]() Age: 84 Gender: Female Posts: 476 ![]() | Awesomeness! |
Arcane-Inamorata King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 3278 ![]() | Hah. I love it |
Toxic Teeth Idiot ![]() Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 645 ![]() | i can honestly say i didnt understand one word of the poem ![]() |
Santa Billie Falling In Love With The Board ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 8285 | I'd be like everyone and say the usual "great job" or " I love it"... But come on now, let's be honest people. You can't understand one word in that poem. |
The Doctor Falling In Love With The Board ![]() Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 8786 ![]() ![]() | wait_what: dude... theosauras overload |
Arcane-Inamorata King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 3278 ![]() | Opinions Suck: Thats the point, and thats why I love it. Its original. |
!I'm a freaking dinosoar! Geek ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 131 | I have suffered too many My is that I'm and I gave you and caused your work to be a But now, I must myself from this You- you had the to not be absolutely to my true. You my my But now, I know about your new your. I’m not but the fact that you yourself in this relationship is now So, my evil persona non, keep out of my pages for eternity! there i took out the words i don't understand |
Toxic Teeth Idiot ![]() Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 645 ![]() | !Adoro día verde!: wow... it all makes sence to me now.... |
Santa Billie Falling In Love With The Board ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 8285 | Oh my gosh! You gave me an idea! Thank you...Brittany!! |
Kurtni Admin ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 34289 ![]() ![]() | i substituted the words I didnt know with crust.... I have suffered too many crust. My debility is that I'm crustt and practically crust. I gave you crust and caused your work to be a crust. But now, I must exculpate myself from this crust. You crust crust- you had the effrontery to not be absolutely crust to my true crust. You crust jilted my my jocund disposition. But now, I know about your new crust, your crust. I’m not crust, but the fact that you effaced yourself in this relationship is now morose. So, my evil persona non grata, keep out of my pages for eternity! The sad thing is, alot of poets on GSB way over use the theosauras and see nothing wrong with it. This was totally mocking them. Jason would be proud of your dished ownage. |
Kurtni Admin ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 34289 ![]() ![]() | Opinions Suck:that was the point, it was mocking all those poems that over use the theosauras. |
Santa Billie Falling In Love With The Board ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 8285 | I_worship_tre_Cool: I know that was the point of the poem. The point of my comment was that people say "great poem" when they haven't even read the poem.... I'm not talking about this one in particular though... |
!I'm a freaking dinosoar! Geek ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 131 | Frozen Daiquiri: oh, you! such a wise ass ![]() |
Warning_iNSOMNIACiDIOT Geek ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 130 | wait_what: so this is what i got from it. i have suffered too many catostraphes my weakness is that im worn out and practically dead. i gave you glory and caused your work to be famous. but now, i must release myself from this misunderstanding. you naive rascal-you had the nerve to not be absolutely charming to my true beauty. you purposely deserted my happy nature. but now, i know about your new affection, your lover. im not angry, but the fact that you erased yourself in this relationship is now sad. so, my evil unwelcomed person keep out of my pages for all eternity! signed, webster |
Warning_iNSOMNIACiDIOT Geek ![]() Age: - Gender: - Posts: 130 | whew! that took a while. ok, author, i am truly sorry if it was supposed to keep people guessing. but after reading it translated, i think it`s beautiful. i know it`s supposed to be funny, but being the analytical weirdo i am, this is what i see it as. this person is in a relationship or something and one person has brought the other everything the other person needed. ''glory'' is a metaphor for like happiness or something. but then, the person who recieved everything, threw it away and found someone else. the other person isnt mad but is just sad that the relationship between them is gone. so the person who got dumped or whatever is saying ''fuck off and stay away from me forever.'' you might have a different view, or just put random words together, but it`s what i see. yeah, i`m weird. but i like it. seriously. and looking up the words was kinda fun, actually. yeah, too much time on my hands. |
wait_what Geek ![]() Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 411 ![]() ![]() | Warning_iNSOMNIACiDIOT: Well, all poetry is up for interpretation, and I honestly love your translation of it. That's not how I was actually writing it, but that's the wonderful thing about poetry- it can be whatever you really want to make it out to be. I'm not going to say what it's actually about, though... Mainly because I like seeing the different versions of what everyone has come up with. But thanks to everyone who read it, liked it, substituted words, and/or subtracted words. ![]() |
Peter Petrelli King For A Couple Of Days ![]() Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 4161 | I love it ![]() |
newagecarny Was Here Two Weeks Ago ![]() Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 42495 ![]() | You brilliant thing, you. ![]() |
Ella Speed Geek ![]() Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 485 | that was really REALLY funny. did you know all the words or did u look them up? |
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