Other Band Song Misunderstandings

I know there's one for Green Day, so now post any song misunderstandings that you've had from other bands.. I guess.....


One that I've had was an Evanescence one.
Song: Tourniquet
Lyric: "And I'm pouring crimson, regret, and betrayel."
Misunderstanding: "And I'm pouring crimson, regret, and beached whale."

Moved.

Lauren.:

Moved.

To where?

Germ-Free Adolescent:

Lauren.:

Moved.

To where?

Can I post and not get in trouble, oh powerful Lauren?

Germ-Free Adolescent:

Germ-Free Adolescent:

Lauren.:

Moved.

To where?

Can I post and not get in trouble, oh powerful Lauren?

WTF are you talking about? o_O
I moved it because it was in the wrong section.
You can post in it, it's fine.

We should stop spamming.

Lauren.:

Germ-Free Adolescent:

Germ-Free Adolescent:

Lauren.:

Moved.

To where?

Can I post and not get in trouble, oh powerful Lauren?

WTF are you talking about? o_O
I moved it because it was in the wrong section.
You can post in it, it's fine.

We should stop spamming.

......righto, Lauren.

Welllsshhh.... It isn't really a song misunderstanding. But I used to think Pearl Jam was a concert.
I'll come up with song misundertandings when I can seriously think about it.

I was just gonna make this... weird. anyway.

Shakira's, "Don't Bother"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is the kind of lock that defines gravity
She's the greatest f*** and she's French free.
Original Lyrics:
She has the kind of look that defines gravity
She's the greatest cook and she's fat free.

Shakira's, "Hips Don't Lie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come see the llama.
Original Lyrics:
Como se llama

Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Malatto, hell if I know, I'm a skater, follow me oh, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido, yeah!

That's all i can think of at the moment.

Drowning Pool's, "Bodies."
Misheard lyrics
Let the party set the flow
Original lyrics
Let the bodies hit the floor

*steals Dead Disco's format, it's coolio*

Panic! At The Disco's, "Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Off Her Clothes"
Misheard Lyrics:
So test on them boys and all the twin girls.
Original Lyrics:
So testosterone boys and Harlequin girls.

um sorry if this doesn't fit here, but this is a missunderstood song meaning

the song chop suey, i think it's about a messed up girl who iguess is contumplating suicide and things related to that, but my friend said it's about something political so idk, does anyone know??

The Beastie Boy's, "Paul Revere"
Misheard lyrics
He yelled, "Sick emo!" and let two fly
Original lyrics
He yelled, "Stick 'Em Up", and let two fly.

Alkaline Trio - 'Mr. Chainsaw'
What I heard:
'About growing up, about giving head.'
Actual lyrics:
'About growing up, about giving in.'

MCR - 'YKWTDTGLUIP'
What I heard:
'I won't go down by myself but I'll go down on my friends.'
Actual lyrics:
'I won't go down by myself but I'll go down with my friends.'

I like my version better.

I misunderstood looots of them
Just I can't remember now..

grxxn dxy nxmrxd:

um sorry if this doesn't fit here, but this is a missunderstood song meaning

the song chop suey, i think it's about a messed up girl who iguess is contumplating suicide and things related to that, but my friend said it's about something political so idk, does anyone know??

this thread is more for song lines than meanings, i think. but to stop you wondering, chop suey is reportedly about when someone good deserves to die, hence "an angel deserves to die".

James Blunt's "You're Beautiful"
Misheard Lyric:
"My life is bread."
Original Lyric:
"My life is brilliant."
Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca"
Misheard Lyric:
"Like a booger in your brain."
Original lyric:
"Like a bullet to your brain."
I was so little when I heard it wrong.

'Cos Lik's A Brat.:

Alkaline Trio - 'Mr. Chainsaw'
What I heard:
'About growing up, about giving head.'
Actual lyrics:
'About growing up, about giving in.'

MCR - 'YKWTDTGLUIP'
What I heard:
'I won't go down by myself but I'll go down on my friends.'
Actual lyrics:
'I won't go down by myself but I'll go down with my friends.'

I like my version better.

I love both of those

Less Than Jake's "Overrated (Everything Is)"
Misheard Lyric
I think stuff is overrated
Original Lyric
I think sex is overrated

Evanescence - Forgive Me
Real Lyric: "You're not shouting anymore."
Misunderstanding: "You're not chubby anymore."

There used to be a site full of song misunderstandings.. I have no idea where it went though.

Burton On Voimakas:

There used to be a site full of song misunderstandings.. I have no idea where it went though.

amiright.com or maybe kissthisguy.com

those are the only 2 i know. they might not even been right lol.

and yes mine were *if u read my bulletin posts before lol*

miss independent- kelly clarkson
mine: "what is this deal in taking over?"
real: "what is this feeling taking over?"

reject-- green day
mine: "so fudge as well"
real: "self righteous wealth"

sugar we're going down
mine: "a loaded gun complex, cock it and pull it"
real: "a loaded God complex, cock it and pull it"
mine: "trabajar, break a leg"
real: "drop a heart, break a name"