What If.... (Billie Joe Version)

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Heather Idiot Age: 22 Gender: Female Posts: 804	August 10th, 2006 at 04:31am if i saw him buying condoms id be like umm i think you might wanna try the extra large size over their these ones arent your type lol just to see what he would say lol
Pattie Boyd Falling In Love With The Board Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 7875	August 10th, 2006 at 04:38am First off I wuld ask what the hel was wrong with him....but talk anyway What if you found a tape of Billie singing that Barbie song?
Heather Idiot Age: 22 Gender: Female Posts: 804	August 10th, 2006 at 04:44am i would laugh until i died lol what if you found out that Billie fathered Britney spears babys? EWW!!
Batteries Not Included. King For A Couple Of Days Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 3825	August 10th, 2006 at 05:21am Heather: i would laugh until i died lol what if you found out that Billie fathered Britney spears babys? EWW!! id be like and be in shock for about an hour. what if you saw billie behind a register at your local mcdonalds?
disneyland acid trip Idiot Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 577	August 10th, 2006 at 07:12am i would be like, can i have a slice of Billie with fries and a coke? what if Billie Joe saw you buying your pads and tampons, and other, ahem, girly stuff?
Billie Joe's Sweetie Falling In Love With The Board Age: 18 Gender: Female Posts: 8124	August 10th, 2006 at 07:14am I'd probably turn really red, then be like "he he.. hey!!" what if... you opened your closet and found Billie in there?
disneyland acid trip Idiot Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 577	August 10th, 2006 at 08:32am id be like, give me a hug! what if Billie saw that your period leaked through your pants and told you?(sorry im near mine)
dis is ittt Falling In Love With The Board Age: - Gender: - Posts: 7577	August 10th, 2006 at 09:24am well i'd probably......thank him and then hide in a cave and never get out of it again... what if you'd see billie stealing from a shop?
I_Wanna_B_The_Minority King For A Couple Of Days Age: 17 Gender: Female Posts: 2250	August 10th, 2006 at 11:00am id stand there and be like ooooookkkkkk what if billie was your new tutor at school
Maiku's Kind Ghost Jackass Age: 19 Gender: Female Posts: 1725	August 10th, 2006 at 02:31pm well...I would do worse in Latin and Math THAT'S for sure What if you were at the mall with your group, making a ruckus and got kicked out by one of the guards....Who just happened to be Billie :ut's hand on mouth in shock::
Forever Addict Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 13925	August 10th, 2006 at 04:13pm Then I would come back for more trouble. What if...Billie wanted to be your friend?
Billie Joe's Sweetie Falling In Love With The Board Age: 18 Gender: Female Posts: 8124	August 10th, 2006 at 05:51pm I'd be his friend, and then kiss him! What if Billie didn't want to be punk any more, so he decided that he was going to be a hardcore fuckin' GANGSTA??
Maiku's Kind Ghost Jackass Age: 19 Gender: Female Posts: 1725	August 10th, 2006 at 06:01pm I would Laugh What if you were going to School one day and out of nowhere Billie came up to you and told you that you were "The Chosen One" and that you must save the Universe for utter Chaos and Death.
Forever Addict Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 13925	August 10th, 2006 at 06:26pm Then...I would save the Universe from utter Chaos and Death like Billie asked me too! What if...Billie accidentally typed in the wrong screename on AIM and sent it to you instead.
Batteries Not Included. King For A Couple Of Days Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 3825	August 10th, 2006 at 06:54pm id be like and then id try to start a conversation some time what if billie was the dude who picks up garbage and rides on the back of the garbage truck?
Maiku's Kind Ghost Jackass Age: 19 Gender: Female Posts: 1725	August 10th, 2006 at 07:02pm Cigarettes And Valentines: Then...I would save the Universe from utter Chaos and Death like Billie asked me too! What if...Billie accidentally typed in the wrong screename on AIM and sent it to you instead. Lets see scenario time!!!...... XxIluv8072xX=fake AIM Sn XxIluv8072xX: Hey ThumxSucker: uhhhh...hey ThumxSucker:who is this? XxIluv8072xX:Billie ThumxSucker: oooooook? XxIluv8072xX: Mike I need you to watch the kids for me..K? ThumxSucker: WTF? ThumxSucker: I'm not Mike XxIluv8072xX: really? ThumxSucker: yeah XxIluv8072xX: Psh....yeah right dude, don't fuck with me. my in-laws are here and it's not pretty ThumxSucker:that sux lol ThumxSucker:but I'm really not Mike..I'm a girl..ok? I don't know you so just like....STFU XxIluv8072xX: SHIT!!!! >_< DSFJDSKJFKDSJN ThumxSucker: .....sorry :[ XxIluv8072xX:lol XxIluv8072xX:.........well...ummmm.......sorry about that...uhhh ThumxSucker: It's ok :] ThumxSucker: pay more attenion next time XxIluv8072xX: do you have Mike's Sn? ThumxSucker:.... :O no >_< XxIluv8072xX: well then.....later What if Billie was a Mall Santa?
Siva King For A Couple Of Days Age: 17 Gender: Female Posts: 3702	August 10th, 2006 at 07:06pm i would be like wow then sit on his lap and ask for toys XD what if billie joe was a donkey
<greendayfan> Geek Age: - Gender: - Posts: 192	August 10th, 2006 at 07:22pm omg its billie joe: i would be like wow then sit on his lap and ask for toys XD what if billie joe was a donkey I dont know. What if Billie asked you what is your favorite color?
Maiku's Kind Ghost Jackass Age: 19 Gender: Female Posts: 1725	August 10th, 2006 at 07:22pm omg its billie joe: i would be like wow then sit on his lap and ask for toys XD what if billie joe was a donkey I would put him in a stable and feed him corn What if Billie was Edward Scissorhands or Jack Skellington?
dis is ittt Falling In Love With The Board Age: - Gender: - Posts: 7577	August 10th, 2006 at 08:25pm erm.....so what? what if billie would.....eat an icecream?

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