What If.... (Billie Joe Version)

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I'mComing.BeScared.
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I'mComing.BeScared.
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April 21st, 2008 at 01:33pm
That would be like *aaaawww* *faints*

What if Billie sent you new GD album before it get to stores?
Garth
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Mibba
April 22nd, 2008 at 04:31am
I would have a seizure. Not kidding. And then brag about it incessently. xD For the rest of my life.

What if Billie had a pet tarantula, and what would he name it?
Assassinated Kidd.
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Mibba
April 22nd, 2008 at 09:58pm
Bill.
lmfao

What if Billie Joe was on this site and reading your profile? Shocked
darenmay
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darenmay
Age: 21
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April 23rd, 2008 at 04:07pm
gee i havn't put on my profile how much i love him. if he does read it, i'll put a will you marry me sign on it.

what if billie joe registers and posts here?
Mrs. Saint Jimmy
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April 24th, 2008 at 03:10am
Id be in a coma!

What if billie joe started dating tre cool?
Garth
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Mibba
April 24th, 2008 at 05:00am
I'd be happy for them, and then wonder what'd happen with Adie and the kids. ):
And, of course, the Slash writers would lose their flipping minds.

What if Billie Joe kidnapped you?
Trusty Chords.
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April 25th, 2008 at 05:26pm
BEST DAY EVER KTHNX OMGyes

What if Billie gave you a balloon on a stick?
Rocker Chic
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April 25th, 2008 at 09:35pm
Hmm... I guess if it was from Billie, I'd be happy with anything.

What if Billie secretly had a teenaged daughter from when he was in high school?
Garth
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Mibba
April 26th, 2008 at 02:42am
I'd hope I was her. xD
Or I would probably be her friend, 'cause I'm friends with everyone in my school.

What is Billie's nail polish was chipped beyond belief, and he didn't know how to paint them himself?
Assassinated Kidd.
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Mibba
April 27th, 2008 at 11:08pm
I would paint them for him. : )

What if Billie Joe crashed his private jet in your backyard because his eyeliner was smeared?
Garth
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Mibba
April 28th, 2008 at 03:42am
I would hope he didn't hit my house. And if he didn't, I'd call police and ambulances and fire and hope that whoever was flying it and flying in it was okay. And then if he was, I'd go to the hospital with him. Because he'd need a friend right about then. Very Happy LOL that was a long answer. And slightly teenie-ish.

What if Billie Joe shot a bear?
Mrs. Saint Jimmy
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April 30th, 2008 at 12:21am
I don't know. it depends what the bear did. O.O

What if billie joe came in your house drunk?
Slappy Jay.
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April 30th, 2008 at 12:38am
I'd slap him silly and call the cops.
I mean, yeah, it's Billie Joe Armstrong, but whenever my dad does that, I do that exact same thing. Besides, I'd rather meet him sober. Hand

wut if beely saw ur n00dz?
Rocker Chic
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April 30th, 2008 at 03:13am
Well, it's a bit awkward, being he's much much older than I am. I don't know... I'd be embarrassed.

What if Billie and Adrienne came over your house for dinner?
Garth
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Mibba
April 30th, 2008 at 05:13am
I would get takeout, or my mom to cook it. Otherwise we'd be eating charcoal kraft dinner. And that's not good at all. LOL and I'd be freaking out.

What if Billie got plastic surgery?
Tulve
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April 30th, 2008 at 06:23pm
I would slap his little face off. Orvil

What if Billie became a spokesperson for Viagra?
darenmay
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darenmay
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May 1st, 2008 at 07:52am
i would like to see the effects on him.

what if Billie Joe wants you to marry Joey someday?
Assassinated Kidd.
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Mibba
May 1st, 2008 at 06:16pm
I would definitley.

What if Billie Joe was a prostitute?
Tulve
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Tulve
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May 2nd, 2008 at 12:39am
I would pay him for favors. Lick

What if Billie was the one who always found Whatserdoodle, and not Slappy? OMFG
theknitwhiz
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May 3rd, 2008 at 01:14am
hmm... idk

what if he was folling around with tr'e and he got a dildo lodged up his ass?
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