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Garth
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 2242
 | ...... How would that happen? Besides which that's gross.
He'd go to the hospital and get it removed, since it's probably not very healthy to have something shoved into your insides and getting stuck.
And I can't imagine he'd admit to it, so we wouldn't know anyway.
What if Billie was a Russian Spy? |
Slappy J. Minnelli
Great Success!
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 873296
 | Omfg, I'd give him a hug. D:
I lurve the russians. :]
What if Billie decided that the new Green Day album was to be recorded and set up backwards. Like everything was pronounced backwards and the numbers and words inside the song booklets were all reverse? |
i worship billie joe
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 4733 | id be ok with it i read manga
what if billie wrote manga [ japanesse comic books] |
Slappy J. Minnelli
Great Success!
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 873296
| No, like not backwords like that, I mean like he pronounced everything in reverse order like if one of the lyrics were Ohgrabme but he prounounced it Embargo.
On topic;
I'd look at him funny.
What if Billie came through your roof and told you that he forgot to deploy his parachute? |
theknitwhiz
Geek
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Posts: 192 | i'd look at him funny and offer him some cofee acting like nothing had just happend
what if you were at home and just as you were pouring your coffee into your cup billie came though your window and grabed the pot out of your hand an went back out your window and ran screaming into the,... uh... morning? |
Steph:DonaNobisPacem
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 69
| I'd go ask Mike Dirnt for some MORE coffee.
What if you went to school and opened you backpack, only to find that Billie Joe was sitting at the bottom of it? |
Disappearing Girl27
Jackass
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 1032 | i would wonder how he got there and then let him out
what if Billie Joe became a comedian but sucked at it so bad he got booed off the stage all the time |
Steph:DonaNobisPacem
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 69
| I'd tell him to masturbate like in Billet In A Bible. It should keep the crowd happy.
*wink wink*
What if Billie Joe was the leader of a Mob that was out to kill you? |
Disappearing Girl27
Jackass
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 1032 | i would...be sad cause hes one of my heros..and try to convince them not to try to kill me
what if billie decided to play paintball and convinced you to play also |
theknitwhiz
Geek
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Posts: 192 | i'd only play if he promised to give me a kiss.
what if he came to your door coverd in monkey shit. |
i worship billie joe
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 4733 | run and take a shower
what if billie was the lord of flames |
Fink2020
Jackass
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Posts: 1152
| May 11th, 2008 at 06:29am That'd be rad.
What if Billie had a twin?! |
Steph:DonaNobisPacem
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 69
| May 11th, 2008 at 04:26pm We could have a kinky threesome. As long as they promise not to touch each other, because that would be weird... because they're twins. 
What if Billie Joe and his new twin brother made out with Madonna? |
Fink2020
Jackass
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Posts: 1152
| May 11th, 2008 at 05:54pm I'd be like O_o
What if Billie kicked a 3 year old? |
Disappearing Girl27
Jackass
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 1032 | May 12th, 2008 at 08:20pm i would laugh but then be mad at him for kicking the kid and yell at him
what if billie decided he wanted to move to antarctic to study the....frozen ancient squirrels |
Disappearing Girl 16
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 9 | May 13th, 2008 at 08:25pm Disappearing Girl27:i would laugh but then be mad at him for kicking the kid and yell at him
what if billie decided he wanted to move to antarctic to study the....frozen ancient squirrels I'd be alittle worried about him. :S
What if...BJA ran for President of the United States? |
haushinka.
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 20
| May 13th, 2008 at 11:43pm He'd win.
What if Billie Joe suddenly decided to change his name? |
Slappy J. Minnelli
Great Success!
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 873296
| May 14th, 2008 at 12:19am I'd tell him not to?
What if Billie made a new instrument out of a toilet and used gum? |
Assassinated Kidd.
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 69
Gender: Female
Posts: 25
| May 14th, 2008 at 05:54pm I would buy it and play it. : )
Lmfao.
What if Billie Joe planned to kill us all? |
Slappy J. Minnelli
Great Success!
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 873296
| May 15th, 2008 at 12:00am I'd ask him if he could please molest me first.
What if he became a hobo and decided trains are so last tomorrow, and he lived in an airplane instead? |
