What If.... (Billie Joe Version)

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Tulve
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May 15th, 2008 at 01:16pm
I would buy a plane ticket. Ah I've always wanted to ride on an airplane....

What if Billie Joe never slept, he had to recharge by eating cupcakes?
Slappy J. Minnelli
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May 17th, 2008 at 12:31am
I'd feed him a cupcake so he wouldn't die. D:

What if Billie had a life-long erection?
[lmfao, I saw your icon]
Assassinated Kidd.
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Mibba
May 17th, 2008 at 05:38am
Lmfao.
I will "help him" with that issue.
: )

What if Billie Joe was with your dad?
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May 17th, 2008 at 05:05pm
I'd feel bad, because my dad hates Billie Joe. lmfao

What if Billie found it amusing to pick other people's noses and eat the reminants?
Rocker Chic
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May 19th, 2008 at 03:36am
I'd be grossed out. That's disgusting.

What if Billie got another DUI?
Assassinated Kidd.
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Mibba
May 19th, 2008 at 05:43pm
I would laugh at him then slap him. : l

What if Billie redid the 'Girlfriend' music video and dressed up like Avirl?
Garth
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Mibba
May 19th, 2008 at 08:42pm
It would get the most hits, ever on YouTube.

What if Billie took the same elevator as you?
Assassinated Kidd.
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Mibba
May 20th, 2008 at 01:08am
I would hump him.
Lmfao.

What if Billie married your freezer?
Garth
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Mibba
May 20th, 2008 at 02:36am
I'd cry at the wedding.

What if Billie wrote books under the alias of.... STEPHEN KING?! (dundun duuuuuuun)
Slappy J. Minnelli
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May 20th, 2008 at 03:21am
Well I probably wouldn't know, cause I don't read those books.

What if Billie was your driving instructor?
Assassinated Kidd.
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Mibba
May 21st, 2008 at 05:47pm
Bad things would happen in the car.

What if Billie was a muffin?
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May 22nd, 2008 at 11:15pm
I'd have to give up eating muffins in fear of eating him.

What if Billie quit Green Day to become a professional spulunker? Meaning he climbs around in caves all day
Garth
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Mibba
May 24th, 2008 at 05:17am
Meaning he finds underwater caverns and explores them. Underwater.
I dunno- That's a pretty sweet career. But I'd be sad at not having a Green Day around...

What if you found Billie in your trashcan?
Slappy J. Minnelli
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May 24th, 2008 at 05:23pm
I'd ask why he was in my trash-can, cause it reaks of stale cigarettes, and I'd panic, cause my neighbor and his friends like to randomly set my trashcan to flames. D:
And then I'd lead him to my shower and give him some of my dad's clothes, cause he's too tall for my mom's clothes and he's too muscly for mine or my sister's clothes. :O

What if Billie ate nothing but ice cream?
Fink2020
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Mibba
May 24th, 2008 at 08:27pm
He's get fat?

What if Billie turned into a women? =0
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May 25th, 2008 at 05:04am
YOU MEAN HE'S NOT?
OMFG
I'd kiss him. Blush

What if Billie wrote a song for only you?
LEASEE
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May 25th, 2008 at 09:26am
i would freak out! but feel overly special. lol

what if Billie asked you to join Green Day or one of their other side projects?
darenmay
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darenmay
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May 25th, 2008 at 09:42am
i think i'd turn him down.. lol. oh no.
of course i'd say yes and i'd prove him i was worth it!

what if billie wants your babies?
Garth
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Mibba
May 26th, 2008 at 01:24am
I dunno why. What an odd request.

What if all BJ drank, at all times, was Orange Juice?
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May 26th, 2008 at 10:16pm
then i would drink orange all the time, too

what if billie joe just randomly came to ur house and offered u his guitar?
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