What If.... (Billie Joe Version)

Board index - Billie Joe Armstrong

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J. Luci Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1367	June 7th, 2008 at 10:56pm Hey, at least it isn't as strange as some of the posts in other threads. What if Billie performed the song "Michael" by Franz Ferdinand?
Slappy Jay. Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873477	June 8th, 2008 at 04:21am Well then I'd be one happy person. What if Billie was a trash talking pole dancer?
Lady_in_White Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: 12 Gender: Female Posts: 93	June 9th, 2008 at 02:26am i'de ask for help from mike and tre. ************************************************************************* what if billie ot platic surgery to look like britney spears?
Slappy Jay. Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873477	June 9th, 2008 at 05:24am Well then I'd be happy for him. Unless it's what he didn't want.. But I lurve Britney. I grew up on her. Not literally.. What if Billie ate Santa Claus?
Rocker Chic King For A Couple Of Days Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 2001	June 9th, 2008 at 05:30am I suppose he'd gain a lot of weight! What if Billie coached your school's baseball team?
lyrical_mess Falling In Love With The Board Age: 17 Gender: Female Posts: 5236	June 9th, 2008 at 08:04pm I'd join the baseball team. Durr. What if Billie Joe was giving away free, but old and used, headphones?
i worship billie joe Falling In Love With The Board Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 5095	June 9th, 2008 at 08:07pm still take them and put them in my shrine what if billie got a speeding ticket
lyrical_mess Falling In Love With The Board Age: 17 Gender: Female Posts: 5236	June 9th, 2008 at 08:30pm I'd doubt his responsibility. What if Billie Joe...finally felt like he was walking with friends (as opposed to walking alone). ?
MyNameIsKatie Geek Age: 13 Gender: Female Posts: 179	June 9th, 2008 at 10:27pm i'd be happy for him. what if billie joe turned into a chicken??
greendaygal95 Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: - Gender: - Posts: 58	June 11th, 2008 at 07:35pm well he'd be a cute chicken... but i'd be sad = (... What if billie joe was your age and single??
Slappy Jay. Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873477	June 12th, 2008 at 06:11pm I probably wouldn't know, because he doesn't live by me. What if Billie Joe moved in across the street from you, but he insisted on wearing a fake mustache to conseal his identity?
MyNameIsKatie Geek Age: 13 Gender: Female Posts: 179	June 13th, 2008 at 01:32am well i would probably notice and like freak out what if billie joe had a huge obsession with grilled cheese sandwiches??
Slappy Jay. Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873477	June 13th, 2008 at 06:04am Well he can come over to my house, cause I'm an expert at the art of grilling cheese. What if Billie wanted to eat your face?
MyNameIsKatie Geek Age: 13 Gender: Female Posts: 179	June 16th, 2008 at 01:58am i would say that my face tasted bad so then he would change his mind. what if billie joe was one of ur best friends in disguise[sp?] ??
Tulve King For A Couple Of Days Age: 14 Gender: Female Posts: 2865	June 16th, 2008 at 02:46am Well, more the reason to sleep with her. KIDDING, MARIAH. What if Billie sent you porn that inclued him, Adie, and Tre?
Slappy Jay. Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873477	June 16th, 2008 at 07:23pm Well I'd have to make sure to hide that well.. What if Billie accidentally web-cam'd himself masturbating to a fan disguised as Mike over Yahoo Messanger and it got out over the internet?
Tulve King For A Couple Of Days Age: 14 Gender: Female Posts: 2865	June 16th, 2008 at 10:49pm I'd....-pants like at the begaining of "All By Myself"- What if Billie was actually a man dressed as a woman who dressed as a man?
Slappy Jay. Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873477	June 17th, 2008 at 07:51am He'd be a man? What if Billie got sucked into Mr. Freese' trombone whist he played King For A Day?
Yellow Submarine Idiot Age: 13 Gender: Female Posts: 536	June 18th, 2008 at 04:11am Who says whilst? I'd pull him out... and maybe his pants would get lost in there... What if Billie got sucked into a violent old cartoon by an evil mad scientist?
Slappy Jay. Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873477	June 18th, 2008 at 06:01am I says whilst. On topic; I'd pull him out and fart on the cartoon. What if Billie inhaled too much helium and his voice was forever squeeky?

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