What If.... (Billie Joe Version)

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MyNameIsKatie
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June 18th, 2008 at 07:20pm
i would give him that stuff that makes ur voice really low ( idk but i saw it on saturday night live ) so then it would even out and he'd be back to normal.

what if billie joe ate to many muffins and his belly exploded??
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June 18th, 2008 at 09:51pm
I'd duct tape it back together D:

What if Billie invented a new kind of motorcycle?
MyNameIsKatie
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June 20th, 2008 at 02:50am
i would beg my parents to buy me it, and tell them that billie joe invented it so it has to be safe.

what if billie joe turned into a vampire??
Tulve
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June 20th, 2008 at 03:04am
I'd ask him to suck my blood. LIRL.

No, I'd be happy, because i luh vampires. Very Happy -hugs Slappy's vampire teeths-

What if Billie got married to Fink, who really wasn't him?
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June 20th, 2008 at 05:50am
I'd secretly find myself recording their sex sessions. File

What if Billie ate your cat?
sweetgreengirl
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June 20th, 2008 at 06:54am
I'd eat him too.

What if Billie appeared sleeping in your garden? Naked!
MyNameIsKatie
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June 20th, 2008 at 05:18pm
id take a pic and blackmail him into backstage passes for the next green day concert.

what if biilie joe gave up punk rock to be a country singer??
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June 20th, 2008 at 09:29pm
I'd ask if I could be the manager.

What if Billie got eaten by a tornado, and got spit up into your car and you found him unconscious the next morning?
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June 21st, 2008 at 05:46pm
LIRL. -checks to see if "Rape Me" by Nirvana was playing on him mp3 player-

Pfft. I'd take him inside, durrr.

What if Billie shaved off all that beautiful hair of his?
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June 21st, 2008 at 07:17pm
I'd shave mine off too. D:

What if Billie ran around in a suit that looked like a penis and called himself the majik wonder?
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June 22nd, 2008 at 05:47am
i would hug the majick wonder!

what if he ate nail polish?
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June 22nd, 2008 at 09:09am
I'd hope it wasn't the toxic kind.

What if Billie thought thunderstorms only happened after Tré ate three bowls of chili?
sweetgreengirl
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June 23rd, 2008 at 07:11pm
I would take the Chili away from Tre

What if Billie was you real father?
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June 23rd, 2008 at 10:08pm
I'd want to go live with him right away. Coolio


What if Billie thought he was a termite?
MyNameIsKatie
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June 26th, 2008 at 04:09am
then i'd think he was a termite too.

what if billie joe was a evil man-eating cow??
theknitwhiz
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June 26th, 2008 at 04:50am
hicow ! byecow!!!!

i would have to kill him and eat him.

what if Billie Joe was an elephant?
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June 26th, 2008 at 07:03am
I would chain him to the the baseball fence thingy outside and feed him grass and peanuts periodically throughout the day. I would also wash him, and love him...and he'd be my little (large) pet elephant, and even though he was wrinkly and might possibly step on my little body and kill me, he'd love me, too.
Very Happy
*is psycho*

What if Billie Joe brought back mesh shirts? Shocked
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June 26th, 2008 at 07:24am
LMFAO. I wouldn't be surprized. Everything from back in the days is coming back lmfoa

What if Billie ate cow pies? Not the poo, but pies made by cows?
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June 26th, 2008 at 03:56pm
Made by or of?
xD I'd film it.

WIB tripped over and missed the ground?
MyNameIsKatie
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June 27th, 2008 at 01:21am
i'd catch him.

what if billie joe got into a huge obsession with guitar hero and quit the band to play it more??
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