What If.... (Billie Joe Version)

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yppalS
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June 27th, 2008 at 04:33am
I'd wonder why they haven't put Green Day on there yet!

What if Billie ate turtles?
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June 28th, 2008 at 09:51pm
i'd think he was gross..

what if billie came to ur school as a student wanting to learn??
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June 29th, 2008 at 12:01am
I would ask if he needed a tutor.

What if... Billie went crazy and tried to eat you???
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June 29th, 2008 at 08:25pm
i'd run, then later ask for his autograph.

what if billie ate the remote to your tv??
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June 29th, 2008 at 09:12pm
I guess I'd take him to the doctor... Or just chain him to my couch and poke his stomach every time I wanted to change the channel.

What if Billie got braces???
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June 30th, 2008 at 08:56am
What if Billie got braces?
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That'd be hella cool and it'd make me feel less ugly for havng them!!! But I'd also be kinda bummed cuz I love his teeth (especially before when they were crooked and chipped and stuff lol


...WAT IF BILLIE WAS RUNNING DOWN YUR STREET NAKED? (yum Rolling Eyes )
shan_the_only
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June 30th, 2008 at 09:14am
well i would be in love


what if Billie was in here readin all this
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June 30th, 2008 at 09:17am
pffft......lol I'm sure he'd think we're all weirdo's and make an account so no one knew it was him and posted weird questions about himself!!!


What if Billie threw rocks at your windows just to wake you up and run away?!
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July 1st, 2008 at 01:54am
i'd be mad, but then fall back asleep and forget about by the time i wake up.

what if billie somehow joined your schools cheerleading team??
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July 1st, 2008 at 07:36am
I would never tal crap on cheerleaders again and i'd most likely join the squad!

What if Billie was selling cleaning products door-to-door?
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July 1st, 2008 at 07:56am
I'd pretend I was going to buy an insane amount just to get him into the house and make him play at my birthday party on July 6th and teach me guitar and every other instrument he knows. (among other things) Twisted Evil

What if Billie was a vampire???
ILikeGreenDay
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July 1st, 2008 at 08:52pm
I'd let him turn my step sister into a vampire so he can suck her blood.

What if Billie and Tre were doing "it in your basement?
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July 1st, 2008 at 08:57pm
I'd ask if I can join in. Very Happy ~~

What if Billie was made of cotton candy???
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July 1st, 2008 at 09:16pm
I would eat him up...only in certain places. ~~

What if Billie lived under your bed?
ILikeGreenDay
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July 1st, 2008 at 09:50pm
I would sleep on the couch.

What if Billie lived in your pants?

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July 2nd, 2008 at 04:01am
I would so let him live in my pants....but i'd need to buy bigger ones. lol

What if Billie went on a killing spree and killed everyone who was against gay guys? (including 50 Cent)
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July 2nd, 2008 at 06:17am
Then George W. Bush would be dead and Bilie would recieve a medal of honor.

What if Billie stole my retainer and gave it to you for your birthday???
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July 2nd, 2008 at 07:09am
I'd be like....WHOA YOU KNOW MY BIRTHDAY?!?

What i Billie was outside watering your lawn?
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July 2nd, 2008 at 07:31am
I'd thank him and invite him in for some lemonade.

What if Billie changed his name to Billy or William?
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July 2nd, 2008 at 07:41am
I would murder him.

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