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Ha Ha I'm Dead!
Idiot
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 607 | September 12th, 2008 at 04:33pm I would be like...WTF?! How the heck do you do that one, man?
What if Billie wrote a book on how to make a bowl of cerial for breakfast? |
Tulve
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 2938
 | September 13th, 2008 at 10:30pm I'd buy it and read it several times a day. x)
What if Billie tried to sell you a used condom? |
Spider Tre
This Board Is My Home
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Posts: 32783 | September 14th, 2008 at 03:53am i wouldnt take it
What if Billie decided to get high before all of his concerts? |
MyNameIsKatie
Geek
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 209
 | September 14th, 2008 at 09:40pm he probably already does.. lol
what if billie killed a unicorn on accident?? |
Tulve
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 2938
| September 16th, 2008 at 01:20am I'd smile.
What if Billie ate Mike's broken bass strings? |
St. Mikey
Idiot
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 823
| September 16th, 2008 at 03:31pm That would hurt...
What if Billie coughed up his brain during a concert?  |
Spider Tre
This Board Is My Home
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Posts: 32783 | September 17th, 2008 at 10:59am that would be fucking disgusting
What if Billie grew a handle bar mustache? |
St. Mikey
Idiot
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 823
| September 17th, 2008 at 03:33pm I would yank it off and use it on my shrine... 
What if Billie sucked his own on live TV?  |
Ha Ha I'm Dead!
Idiot
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 607 | September 17th, 2008 at 04:46pm I would make sure i recorded it and kept it forever! lol That would be purdy amazing to be honest...
What if Billie showed up at your house crying because he accidently spilled coffee on the table?
(lol idk sorry) |
St. Mikey
Idiot
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 823
| September 17th, 2008 at 06:40pm OmG! Poor Billie! I would invite him in and pour him another cup.
What if Billie was here in the computer lab RIGHT NOW? |
Ha Ha I'm Dead!
Idiot
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 607 | September 18th, 2008 at 04:58pm I'd be like....first off my stomache would be out of control tingly (lol idk) and I'd have to go talk to him. No one else would because I happen to be the only Green-Day-freak in this school K- maybe town.
What if you were driving down the Free-way and you saw Billie picking up trash for community service?
(lol I wonder what he did for community service for his DUI) |
St. Mikey
Idiot
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 823
| September 18th, 2008 at 06:41pm I'd stop and help him pick it up.
What if Billie lost his hands in A fight with a can opener?  |
Ha Ha I'm Dead!
Idiot
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 607 | September 20th, 2008 at 10:00am I'd feel awful cuz he couldn't masturbate anymore.
"Once masturbation loses it's fun you're f-cking breaking!"
Poor Billie.
What if Billie made a song all in detail how he has "special Billie time"? lol |
michelle...?
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 58
| September 24th, 2008 at 06:51pm special billie time............ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
haha, that would be comical. id listen to it
What if billie came to ur school and taught u sex ed? |
Slappy J.
GSBitch
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 873535
| September 25th, 2008 at 03:19am Lmfao, it's better than the old lady who teaches it now. Lawl.
What if Billie came over to your house just to chew on your fingers? |
Tulve
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 2938
| September 26th, 2008 at 03:15am I'd slap him. Duh.
What if Billie stuck his hand in your shirt? |
Slappy J.
GSBitch
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 873535
| September 27th, 2008 at 05:45pm I'd wonder if my fat rolls would suck him up O_O
What if Billie joined forces with Britney Spears? |
MyNameIsKatie
Geek
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 209
| September 28th, 2008 at 01:32am i would hope that wouldnt shave his head.. D:
what if your dog died and then billie came to your house and was like fuck the dog, the dogs dead.?
[not really a what if billie] |
Ha Ha I'm Dead!
Idiot
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 607 | October 2nd, 2008 at 04:42pm I would be like ," Dude that's my dog! I liked that dog."
=D
What if Billie went around giving little kids ice cream cones? |
Another Idiot
Geek
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 156 | October 2nd, 2008 at 07:18pm I would ask my little brother to get me 20.
What if Billie decided to live in your wardrobe? |
