What If.... (Billie Joe Version)

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Diskoh
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Diskoh
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Mibba
August 6th, 2006 at 05:48pm
I'd burst out laughing and tackle him 0_o
Then eat the donuts Retard

What if..Billie Joe had a sex change?
Forever
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Forever
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August 6th, 2006 at 06:38pm
I would scream.


What if...Billie Joe made out with your sister.
Nathalie.
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Nathalie.
Age: 15
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August 6th, 2006 at 06:58pm
I haven't got a sister, but if I had had one, i would be so jealous...

What if Billie Joe...gave you a guitar ?
Labyrinth
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Labyrinth
Age: 15
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Posts: 676
August 6th, 2006 at 06:58pm
i'd be very jealous and probly never forgive her


what if... billie randomly e-mailed you by accident?
Nobodi
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August 6th, 2006 at 07:01pm
Nathalie.:


What if Billie Joe...gave you a guitar ?


I would be like that GZA and then ask if he didn't find a more talented guitarist to give it to.

What if Billie Joe ... was sneaking up from behind you and grasped your nose o_O
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August 6th, 2006 at 07:02pm
I would be like....Shocked Psycho *Emails him back*

What if...Billie's car broke down next to your house and he knocked on your door to ask if he can use your phone?
Nathalie.
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Nathalie.
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August 6th, 2006 at 07:06pm
I would be like 'OMG You're Billie Joe! Offcoure!'

What if...Billie Joe was an alien ?
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August 6th, 2006 at 07:33pm
I would be like lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao Shocked

What if...Billie confessed to the world his love of cookies.
Nathalie.
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Nathalie.
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August 6th, 2006 at 07:36pm
I would give him all the cookies in the world Cool

What if...Billie lived near you ?
Labyrinth
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Labyrinth
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Posts: 676
August 6th, 2006 at 11:34pm
i'd be like can i come round your house and you can teach me guitar and then if he said no i would get down on my knees and beg


what if... billie was best friends with your worst enemy and you were too scared to go and talk to him?
iamkiller
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Mibba
August 7th, 2006 at 01:29am
Well, I'd be too scared? Then I couldn't do much then, could I?


WHAT IF BJ PROPOSED TO YOU Surprised
Dead End Girl
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August 7th, 2006 at 02:06am
I'd say yes Cool

What if Billie asked you to be in a porno with him?
Kimsex
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Mibba
August 7th, 2006 at 02:07am
ask, "When and where?!"

What if Billie robbed your house?
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August 7th, 2006 at 02:12am
I'd say "Oh, that's alright, I can get more. You wanna come around later and rob some more stuff while you're at it?" Cool

What if...Billie Joe killed his wife on accident?
iamkiller
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Mibba
August 7th, 2006 at 03:05am
o__o That'd be horrible. And he'd go to jail.

WHAT IF BJ.. ACTUALLY WORE CONTACT LENSES Surprised
Kimsex
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Mibba
August 7th, 2006 at 03:07am
iamkiller:
o__o That'd be horrible. And he'd go to jail.

WHAT IF BJ.. ACTUALLY WORE CONTACT LENSES Surprised


I'd wait 'till one fell out onstage and POUNCE ON IT

What if You saw BJ, Adie and the Kids at the beach?
Pattie Boyd
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Pattie Boyd
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Blog
August 7th, 2006 at 05:02am
Go up, say hi, and try to keep myself from randomly molesting him in front of his family. Laughing

What if....um.....what if Billie showed up at your door in a pink fluffy bunny suit?
Billie Joe's Sweetie
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August 7th, 2006 at 05:48am
MyTemperSnaps:
Go up, say hi, and try to keep myself from randomly molesting him in front of his family. Laughing

What if....um.....what if Billie showed up at your door in a pink fluffy bunny suit?


I would hug the bunny!! (I LOOOOVE YOUR SIGNATURE BY THE WAY!!) SO TRUE!!)

What if .. Billie Joe raped you?hmmm?
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:06am
I would let him. XD

What if...Billie threw up on you?
Billie Joe's Sweetie
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Billie Joe's Sweetie
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:08am
I'd be like ewwww!!! then help him.


what if... billie left his wife for you?
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