What If.... (Billie Joe Version)

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August 7th, 2006 at 03:41pm
I would faint and then marry him!

What if Billie came down your chimney pretending to be Santa Claus?
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August 7th, 2006 at 03:50pm
I would be like ZOMG ITS SEXY SANTA CLAUS DFJKWEJFKJDKFJEIFJEKJCKJWEKJFKNKEW. Shocked

Can I eat you? ~~

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What if...Billie Joe sent you a message on myspace saying you were hot? And it was the real him. Not some fake.
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:01pm
I would be like 'OMGOMGOMGOMGOMFGGG! GZA'

What if Billie...was superman?
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:03pm
I would dress up just like him. Retard

What if...Billie grew his hair long again?
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:14pm
I would make him get dreads and pounce on the sexy bastard

What if Billie 'accidently' released his Billie/Tré sex tape?
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:20pm
I'd buy it. Cassie

What if Billie .. erm .. would ask you where he finds the local museum? xD
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:34pm
I'd point him in the direction of the bedroom. ~~

What if...Billie asked you to kiss him?
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:36pm
I would ask 'Why? You're married' and kiss him

What if Billie...showed you his tong ?
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:37pm
I would ask him to pull up his pants again.

What if Billie lost his front tooth?
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:38pm
I would give him mine Cool

What if Billie...gave you 2 concert tickets ?
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:38pm
I would bring along Sofia.

What if the tickets were for Britney Spears?!
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:45pm
I would say 'WTF? WHY DID YOU GAVE ME TICKETS FOR BRITNEY SPEARS?' and give them back.

What if Billie...stole all your food ?
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:57pm
I would just say it's alright, I can get more. And then give him some more food. Cool

What if...Billie Joe called your house by accident?
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August 7th, 2006 at 04:59pm
I would be like 'OMG BILLIE JOE CALLED ME GZA'

What if Billie Joe...was your teacher ?
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August 7th, 2006 at 05:48pm
I'd be like "WTF HOW DID YOU GET HIRED XDD' And then I'd laugh.
And he'd tell me to sit down =o

What if Billie came to your house and asked for a cup of sugar?
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August 7th, 2006 at 05:49pm
I would gave him all my sugar.

What if Billie Joe...wanted to clean your room?
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August 7th, 2006 at 05:50pm
I'd let him...and watch him. ~~

What if...Billie wanted you to make him a cup of coffee?
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August 7th, 2006 at 05:50pm
i'd have the best reason to go to school and want to be in all his lessons



what if... billie was working in your local gas station when you went in there?
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August 7th, 2006 at 05:54pm
I'd be like, "You work at a GAS STATION??!??!??11111 Shocked Shocked Shocked I'd like to fill up my car please..could you do it for me? ~~"

What if...Billie developed Alzheimer's disease?
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August 7th, 2006 at 05:59pm
omgno Jesus Christ!! That's awful!!! But I'd probably spend the rest of..his life doing strange and beautiful things with him as he wouldn't remember and tell Adie!! xD

What if BJ quit Green Day and joined the Foo Fighters?
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