What If.... (Billie Joe Version)

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August 7th, 2006 at 06:03pm
I would cry and hurt El for secretly loving it

What if.. Billie became a drag queen??
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:09pm
I'd watch him take off his shirt and swing it around and around like a cow-..girl. Cool

What if...you tripped over Billie who was sleeping in an alleyway?
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:09pm
Haha! I don't think anyone would be very surprised!! Just another day in Billeh land! lol

What if Billie...got a divorce because his love for men was too strong for him to continue living a lie??
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:24pm
I would be shocked en then 'I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS IN LOVE WITH TRE!'

What if Billie ... would read this ?
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:26pm
I'd edit all my posts. Shocked

What if...Billie came to your house, stripped down to his boxers, and slid on your slip 'N slide?
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:27pm
I would be like ' Shocked '

What if Billie...was the King of the world ?
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:52pm
I would bow down and worship him. Retard

What if...Billie wrote a song about you?
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:53pm
I would be so happy GZA

What if Billie...was drunk and wanted to hug you ?
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:54pm
I would hug him. Hug Very Happy

What if...Billie needed a ride home from the bar?
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:57pm
I would bring him home Fizz (I can't drive but Pffft )

What if...Billie was your neighbour ?
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August 7th, 2006 at 06:58pm
I would make him invite me over for milk 'n cookies. ~~

What if...Billie invited you over to his house and had a boner from just looking at you?
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August 7th, 2006 at 07:00pm
I would ask 'Can I see your bedroom ~~ ?'

What if Billie...kissed you ?
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August 7th, 2006 at 07:15pm
I would never eat or use my mouth again.

What if you found an old homevideo and Billie passed by in the background without you realising it?
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August 7th, 2006 at 07:18pm
I would watch it 1000 times

What if Billie...dated your mom ?
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August 7th, 2006 at 07:22pm
greendayjunkie:
I would cry and hurt El for secretly loving it



SAY WHAT??

Cool


I would smack my mom and then steal him away

What if Billie Joe appeared on your doorstep in a leather thong? Twisted Evil
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August 7th, 2006 at 07:27pm
I would say 'COME INSIDE QUICK' and then I would steal his thong Cool

What if Billie was running around naked and you saw him ?
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August 7th, 2006 at 07:28pm
I'd be like GZA GZA and grab him lmfao.

What if Billie accidentally calls you?
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August 7th, 2006 at 07:29pm
I would be like "OMGyes Hello. Yes, this is Adie." Cool

What if...Billie decided to go acoustic?
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August 7th, 2006 at 07:33pm
I would be like 'NOO don't go acoustic'. It's good for a couple of songs but...

What if Billie...stole your underwear ? 0_o
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August 7th, 2006 at 07:37pm
I would let him sniff it all he wanted too. Retard lmfao

What if...Billie had a sex change?
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