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Reality Is Due
Post Whore
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Posts: 24495
 | August 31st, 2006 at 05:45am I'd be weirded out a bit.
What if Mike was attracted to...sharks? |
ThisIsGreenDay
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 4683
| August 31st, 2006 at 05:48am I'd suggest he use steel condoms. Sharks have very sharp teeth, y'know.
What if Mike ate so much he weighed 500 pounds, had pimples oozing with greenish yellow slime and he smelled like decaying ass? |
Reality Is Due
Post Whore
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Posts: 24495
| August 31st, 2006 at 05:49am I'd wonder if I could still be attracted to him...
What if Mike acted like a complete 5 year old? |
ThisIsGreenDay
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Posts: 4683
| August 31st, 2006 at 05:57am I'd tell him: "You've been a bad boy! GO TO MY ROOM!"
What if Mike WAS five years old? |
fortcaz42
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 90 | August 31st, 2006 at 06:34pm i would still go out wit him theres only a 7 yr difference lol
what if mike farted in ur face? |
Sumthin Smushi
Idiot
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Posts: 707 | September 1st, 2006 at 08:30am i'd probably freeze first...then collapse... 
wat if mike was ur daddy...but left u n ur mom when u were little? |
Roisin-Marie
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 84
Gender: Female
Posts: 4935
 | September 1st, 2006 at 04:45pm Go find him, take DNA ect ect 
What if Mike got pansed?  |
The Valiant!
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 8720
| September 1st, 2006 at 05:14pm What if Mike got pansed?
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Spazz like a little teenie girl and do my PMB dduty and spray paint "Mike Pantsed Here 2007" in foot high bright green letters...then m,aybe rigfht El Barto.
What if Mike got commited to a mental hospital.  |
TrEsXBiAtChX12
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 3754 | September 1st, 2006 at 08:34pm hahahahha i would go in there and help him escape
What if Mike was kidnaped? and he was being held IN UR BASEMENT?! |
Micro Sheep
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 7574 | September 1st, 2006 at 09:02pm i'd kidnap myself and remain in that basement with him foreva
what if mike would become a pimp? |
Sumthin Smushi
Idiot
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Posts: 707 | September 2nd, 2006 at 09:47pm i'd laff...then slap some sense into him...
wat if mike was ur school nurse?? |
fortcaz42
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 90 | September 2nd, 2006 at 11:03pm i would start geting ill alot |
fortcaz42
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 90 | September 2nd, 2006 at 11:04pm o wait i forgot
what if mike ate all ur pringles? |
The.Crazed.Spork
Jackass
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Posts: 1167 | September 3rd, 2006 at 12:33am I'd be like "Bitch! u ate my pringles!" and make him buy me more...
What if Mike broke into your house? |
Wunny Bacon?!?
Jackass
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Posts: 1643
| September 3rd, 2006 at 01:44am What if Mike broke into your house?
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I'd kick him.
What if Mike decided to *le GASP* only speak/sing in French? |
The Valiant!
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 8720
| September 3rd, 2006 at 02:03am Thank God I took French and hopefully get lessons en français avec Michael. Oui?
What it Mike owneed Starbucks? |
Serena Vox
Post Whore
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Posts: 23626
| September 3rd, 2006 at 06:04am I'd visit regularly.
What if Mike decided to be a substitute teacher? |
Sumthin Smushi
Idiot
Age: 17
Gender: Female
Posts: 707 | September 3rd, 2006 at 11:55am instead of being in GD?? that would suck...
wat if u found mike playing alone in the park around ur neigborhood?? |
fortcaz42
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 90 | September 3rd, 2006 at 03:26pm id join him
what if mike kidnapped your fish? |
Wunny Bacon?!?
Jackass
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Posts: 1643
| September 3rd, 2006 at 03:44pm What if Mike kidnapped your fish?
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I'd backhand him and make him go get me another one, if the fishy died.
What if Mike were actually your mother? |
