What if....? Mike version

Board index - Mike Dirnt

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Who Stole My Pants? King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 2169	February 16th, 2008 at 03:08pm I'd dig the fuckin bullet out and shoot it back at him. Who's stupid enough to give ANY member of Green Day a gun.... What if Mike ate your telephone? (TELEphone not CELLphone)
Epic Fail King For A Couple Of Days Age: 14 Gender: Female Posts: 7124	February 16th, 2008 at 03:56pm well bj is scared of guns. i hope he's okay after eating my phone what if mike ate your tv remote
Who Stole My Pants? King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 2169	February 16th, 2008 at 04:33pm Well ok but I hope he could figure out how to change the channel with it inside of him. What if Mike killed your tv with syrup and a chainsaw?
Rambling Rose King For A Couple Of Days Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 4576	February 16th, 2008 at 07:13pm Dude. that'd be amazing..... what if mike was addicted to beer
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1355	February 17th, 2008 at 07:57pm He probably might be. Then I'd hope he knows the BEER!!! song (It sounds REALLY dumb, though) What if Mike did a country album?
weevil! King For A Couple Of Days Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 3754	February 18th, 2008 at 01:14am I wouldn't listen to it, even if it was Mike who made it. What if Mike released a screamo album? xD
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1355	February 18th, 2008 at 11:46pm I might listen to it. But if he sounded like the lead vocalist for Five Finger Death Punch, then I would. What if Mike was head of the geek squad?
CurlyFries Geek Age: 23 Gender: Female Posts: 294	February 19th, 2008 at 05:36am I'd get Mike some professional help, that's called being an alcoholic.
Boobmeister Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 55669	February 19th, 2008 at 12:31pm Synn.: What if Mike was head of the geek squad?
Who Stole My Pants? King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 2169	February 20th, 2008 at 10:20pm I'd keep trying to break my computer..come to think of it its usually broken anyways. What if Mike duct taped one of those creepy ragged dolls with only one eye and a jacked up face to your door?
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1355	February 21st, 2008 at 02:54pm Boobmeister: Synn.: What if Mike was head of the geek squad? (what was I quoted for?)
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1355	February 21st, 2008 at 02:56pm Pity_The_Clever: I'd keep trying to break my computer..come to think of it its usually broken anyways. What if Mike duct taped one of those creepy ragged dolls with only one eye and a jacked up face to your door? I'd take it off and then use gorilla glue to put it on his ceiling right above his bed. (that shit is some strong glue) What if Mike said he was going to eat your soul?
Who Stole My Pants? King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 2169	February 21st, 2008 at 03:36pm I'd tell him I have no soul so he'd go eat somebody else's What if Mike threw an ax through your window while riding a donkey?
I'mComing.BeScared. King For A Couple Of Days Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 2565	February 21st, 2008 at 08:03pm WTF? I dunno. What if Mike asked you about going out???
CurlyFries Geek Age: 23 Gender: Female Posts: 294	February 23rd, 2008 at 03:39am I'd take him to the nearest Starbucks to talk it over.
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1355	February 23rd, 2008 at 11:06pm (question comes after the reply, dear) What if Mike was a "juggalo"?
Green_Day_nimrod. Idiot Age: 13 Gender: Female Posts: 917	February 27th, 2008 at 02:31am o_0 that'd be creepy.... What if Mike tried to copy Tre... Dressed like him... wore eyeliner like him.... and got cosmetic surgery to look like him?
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1355	February 27th, 2008 at 03:21am Okay, there can only be ONE Tre. Now there's two? Oh my.... What if Mike was a pink clown? [SCARRY!!!!]
Green_Day_nimrod. Idiot Age: 13 Gender: Female Posts: 917	February 27th, 2008 at 03:47am that would be scary, but as long as it doesn't affect his bass playing skills... SO BE IT!! What if Mike started dating somebody in your family?
Ha Ha You're Dead504 Jackass Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 1019	February 28th, 2008 at 12:51am I'd just have to slap some sense into him! All my family are idiots. What if Mike shrunk and Billie had to carry him around in his pocket?

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