What if....? Mike version

I thought slurpies had fruit flavors.......?
I'd give him some money and tell him to get it himself. I'm too lazy right now.

What if Mike had snakebite piercings? (two piercings on lower lip, in case you didn't know)

Haha but in Canada they have coffee flavoured slurpees. It's yummy.

That'd be interesting. you don't usually see them on anyone over 25, but I guess that's cool. He's a rebel.

What if Mike got a paper cut, but not a normal one- One of those nasty little things on the webbing between his fingers?

THAT'S NOT COOL TO GET. I just got one today. That hurt like a bitch.

What if Mike was king of Halloween town?

I'd want to live there.

What if Mike went to an awards show in a pimp suit made of 100% rabbit fur, from the wide-brimmed hat to the wide-legged pants to his very own pimp cane?

I'd rip off those clothes. 100% andy animal fur to be used as clothing is just wrong.

What if Mike made 4-20 an international holiday?
(HAPPY 4-20 DUDES)

I would be hired as a baby-sitter. Or be the only one showing up at school.
Yeah it's fun being Straightedge.
(lol 4-20 is my father's birthday and my mom's name is Mary Jane. No joke.)

What if Mike beat baby seals?

(that's funny)
I think the parent seals might chase him down.....

What if Mike talked like a preppy girl?

I'd make him go into shock aversion therapy for it.

What if Mike was a Mean Girl?

Hmm....... Maybe I should put him in my school. My school= MEAN GIRL CENTRAL

What if Mike was a shy girl?

It's hard to imagine Mike being REALLY shy. But I would be his (her?) best friend, since I'm pretty outgoing.

What if Mike got a two-foot long, bright green and pink mohawk and wore clothes like Johnny Rotten did in 1977?

He'd be even moar badass than he is now

What if Mike nicked your remote?

I'd spend ten minutes trying to find it before buying a new universal remote. xD
I'm not much fun to torment.

What if Mike, for no reason, stole your hat and started running down the street screaming "STARTTHECAAAAAAR!"?

I'd attempt to run after him to get my hat back [hmph!] but then fail because I can't run for shit when I'm laughing-me legs go all weak >.<

What if Mike slipped 20 quid into your pocket randomly without you knowning?

I think I'd know........my pockets are very tiny, I can barely hide my lighter...

What if Mike was Prince Caspian? (new Narnia film)

I'd drool over him as well.

What if all Mike wore, at all times, was flannel?

yes! that would kick ass!
That makes me think back to the redneck 12 days of x-mas.....
5 FLANNEL SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm done now........)

What if Mike handed out party beads (like those simple necklaces you get at parades) at random times screaming: "PARTY TIME!!"?

I'd scream "PARTY TIME!!" along w/ him throwing beads!!!!

What if Mike hacked your computer and got every single password to your email, then started sending really obnoxious/ mean letters to your friends?

I'd ask him to stop it. D: And then, of course, tell all my friends what went on, delete the mail and report him. Then make a new one. And generally be very mad at him. And wonder what I could possibly have that would interest him. D:

What if Mike was a Narutard?

I'd feel special. I am a Narutard myself (even though I haven't watched it in awhile)

What if Mike found some random-ass Mexican on the side of the road and they became the next Cheech & Chong?
(wow, that was a long question)

Haha. Not as long as it could have been.

Uh. I would hope he didn't get killed. And that they made a movie. Or several.

What if Mike was a character in a random Anime?