What if....? Mike version

Board index - Mike Dirnt

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Arcane-Inamorata King For A Couple Of Days Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 3277	May 3rd, 2008 at 03:13am I guess I'd force myself to watch it. My love for The Dirnt is bigger than my dislike for anime. What if Mike was a pteradactyl? (lol first post in this thread in MONTHS and I get a page claim)
Garth King For A Couple Of Days Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 2242	May 3rd, 2008 at 09:15pm Haha. Dirntadactyl? He would have to mate with the Arcadactyl to sustain the population. (congrats) What if Mike had his own Home Improvement Show and dressed like Bob Vila?
Assassinated Kidd. Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: 69 Gender: Female Posts: 25	May 4th, 2008 at 08:10pm I would watch it. What if Mike got trapped on Pluto by aliens?
Steph:DonaNobisPacem Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: 14 Gender: Female Posts: 69	May 5th, 2008 at 03:35am I would join him on pluto What if Mike messed up your room and blamed it on your bestfriend?
Steph:DonaNobisPacem Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: 14 Gender: Female Posts: 69	May 5th, 2008 at 03:35am I would join him on pluto What if Mike messed up your room and blamed it on your bestfriend?
Steph:DonaNobisPacem Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: 14 Gender: Female Posts: 69	May 5th, 2008 at 03:35am I would join him on pluto What if Mike messed up your room and blamed it on your bestfriend?
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1325	May 5th, 2008 at 03:38pm I wouldn't care. I like my room messy. Shows creativity! What if Mike never got his birthday sex from Britt?
Slappy J. Minnelli Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873299	May 5th, 2008 at 10:34pm That would be like if he never got his coffee every morning. D: What if Mike was the one to lose a nut instead of Tré?
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1325	May 5th, 2008 at 11:28pm Hahahaha......reminds me of an inside joke. Half the balls, twice the testosterone. What if Mike was addicted to banana chips? Damn you and your tastiness, banana chips!!!!!!
Steph:DonaNobisPacem Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: 14 Gender: Female Posts: 69	May 7th, 2008 at 04:17am Then I'f let him chow down on some of MINE Lmfao! What if Mike hasd to teach you Sex Education?
Disappearing Girl27 Jackass Age: 13 Gender: Female Posts: 1035	May 7th, 2008 at 07:41pm I probably couldn't stop laughing anyway (I saw the radio thingy) and he would just give up. what if Mike stole all the Starbucks Coffee in the world
TOODLiEDiRNT Jackass Age: 76 Gender: Female Posts: 1125	May 8th, 2008 at 07:06pm id be quite angry at him tbh :/ i love my starbucks What if Mike ran away from Brittney and fell in love with a 75 year old?
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1325	May 9th, 2008 at 04:10am I'd bitch slap him and tell him to return to Brit. She's too pretty to give up. What if Mike made a magic land of opium & acid?
Fink2020 Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1152	May 11th, 2008 at 06:16am I'd wanna go with him O_O What if Mike thought he was jesus?
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1325	May 12th, 2008 at 02:06am Mike as Jesus? Oh my.... O.o What if Mike was satan? (Ain't gonna ask if he was god. We all know what the answer would be.)
Slappy J. Minnelli Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873299	May 17th, 2008 at 12:29am I would ask him why I'm not allowed within 300 thousand feet of the gates of Hell. What if Mike turned into a racing snail?
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1325	May 17th, 2008 at 03:54am One thing to do about that: lmao What if Mike went solo as a ska artist?
Slappy J. Minnelli Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873299	May 17th, 2008 at 05:03pm Well I wouldn't really care. O_O Slappy doesn't know what ska is.. please don't kill me D: What if Mike was a professional skiier
Garth King For A Couple Of Days Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 2242	May 19th, 2008 at 08:35pm I'd challenge him to heli-skiing with me. What if Mike gave you a flower?
Slappy J. Minnelli Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873299	May 20th, 2008 at 03:20am I'd smell it and then sneeze and then hug him and say thank you. What if Mike snorted cocoa powder?

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