What if....? Mike version

Board index - Mike Dirnt

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Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1360	June 11th, 2008 at 05:02am Then his service wouldn't be any better than Qwest. Seriously, Comcast needs to shut the hell up. What if Mike got "In The Loop?" (only makes sense if you've seent eh qwest commercials)
sbuT toH orobxoF Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873452	June 12th, 2008 at 06:10pm Lmfao, apparently his phone service would cancel out in rain, unlike Comcast's awesome power to stay on in thunder storms. What if Mike wanted to jump off the leaning tower of piza?
Ha Ha You're Dead504 Jackass Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 1140	June 12th, 2008 at 10:26pm Wow, as long as there was like a huge soft and comfy thing for him to land on, I say go for it! What if Mike's (supposed) new baby came out green?
sbuT toH orobxoF Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873452	June 12th, 2008 at 11:39pm It's the jolly green baby! What if Mike decided to conserve energy and use less gas by switching to Segway?
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1360	June 17th, 2008 at 12:55am Those things are F-U-N. What if Mike thought of himself as a Juggalo?
sbuT toH orobxoF Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873452	June 17th, 2008 at 07:49am Lmfao, O_O What if Mike toured France on a unicycle?
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1360	June 20th, 2008 at 03:47am I would hope that he didn't lose one of his nuts like Tre did. shudders (what is this topic doing at the bottom of recently updated threads?oh noes!) What if Mike did a whole thing of nature photography, but the pictures ended up looking like poo?
sbuT toH orobxoF Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873452	June 20th, 2008 at 05:51am I'd feed them to monkeys and watch them turn into poo. What if Mike took a wee in your shoes?
Ha Ha You're Dead504 Jackass Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 1140	June 23rd, 2008 at 06:04pm Aw. man! Then he better go buy me some new shoes!!! What if Mike had an obsession with shiny objects?
sbuT toH orobxoF Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873452	June 23rd, 2008 at 10:07pm I'd buy him shiny objects. What if Mike liked licking cats?
Ha Ha You're Dead504 Jackass Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 1140	June 24th, 2008 at 12:26am Oh, dear. Hopefully the hairballs wouldn't become too much of a problem! What if Mike was a cat lady...well...man I guess.
Rambling Rose King For A Couple Of Days Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 4770	June 24th, 2008 at 12:42am I wouldn't put it past him, he did have a cat once... maybe he has another... What if Mike loved gambling and playing poker?
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1360	June 24th, 2008 at 04:56am Then I'd have to have poker parties & somehow get him to come. What if Mike became an ice cream flavor?
Rambling Rose King For A Couple Of Days Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 4770	June 24th, 2008 at 05:04am I'd eat him. What if Mike broke every single bone in his sexy body?
sbuT toH orobxoF Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873452	June 24th, 2008 at 05:36am I'd make sure he had the best medical care possible even if it meant I had to sell my organs to pay for medical bills. What if Mike ate nothing but tuna salad?
Synn's a freak. Jackass Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 1360	June 24th, 2008 at 07:03pm Noooooooo!!!!! There goes another fish..... What if Mike shaved your head while you were sleeping?
Rambling Rose King For A Couple Of Days Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 4770	June 24th, 2008 at 07:06pm I'd scream at him and shave his. What if Mike lived in Belgium?
sbuT toH orobxoF Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873452	June 24th, 2008 at 08:08pm I'd ask him to send me some waffles. What if Mike went skinny dipping in a vat of butter, you saw him and you tackled him expecting to get a hug, but he just kinda slipped away?
ERROR: King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 3310	June 26th, 2008 at 06:56am I would be rather disappointed. WHY WON'T MIKE HUG ME!?! D: And then I'd realize we were in this huge container filled with butter, and I'd say to myself, "That's probably why I can't hold onto him." So then I'd push him out of the vat and into a large swimming pool, so he could clean off. What if Mike was found to be a world-famous painter in disguise?
sbuT toH orobxoF Great Success! Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 873452	June 26th, 2008 at 07:22am Well technically cough his alter ego is the name of a famous painter/artist doublecoughTHENETWORKundoublecough and stuff uncough What if Mike sang backwards?

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