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i worship billie joe
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 5095 | July 3rd, 2008 at 11:26pm id be grossed out
what if mike was a wizard |
Ha Ha I'm Dead!
Geek
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 277 | July 4th, 2008 at 12:10am then i'd ask him if he could turn clouds into cotton candy and rocks into donut holes.
what if Mike was related to you by marriage? |
Optimistic Pessimist
Jackass
Age: 12
Gender: Female
Posts: 6726
 | July 4th, 2008 at 03:13am then i'd scream and ask if i could go visit him alot.
what if Mike ends up becoming your new daddy? |
Yellow Submarine
Idiot
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 535
| July 4th, 2008 at 04:19am I WISH!!! I would probably "accidentally" walk in on him while he was in the shower. And he could invite Billie and Tre over and they could bring their families, in which case I would have a shot at one of Billie's kids.
What if Mike made Estelle transfer to your school? |
Ha Ha I'm Dead!
Geek
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 277 | July 4th, 2008 at 08:01am I'd be like...whoa that sucks you have to go to Granite Park Middle....but hey..lets be real good friends. Invite me over for sleep overs. teehee
What if Mike was your math teacher at your school? |
Yellow Submarine
Idiot
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 535
| July 4th, 2008 at 08:21pm Math would be my favorite subject, and I'd get 1,000 detentions just to spend time with him and get his autograph on a pink slip.
What if Mike stole all your songs and used them in the new Green Day CD??? |
Ha Ha I'm Dead!
Geek
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 277 | July 5th, 2008 at 11:27am I'D BE SO HAPPY THEY WERE GOOD ENOUGH. ((I mean by reading them you can so tell I listen to Green Day alot (((influencial)))
What if Mike went to rehab? |
Yellow Submarine
Idiot
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 535
| July 5th, 2008 at 08:45pm I'd wonder why they have a rehab for coffee addicts.
What if Mike broke into your house and ate the last cookie??? |
Ha Ha I'm Dead!
Geek
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 277 | July 6th, 2008 at 03:12am I would be like, "when the fuck did we get cookies?!"
What if Mike was the inventor of the toaster? |
Yellow Submarine
Idiot
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Posts: 535
| July 6th, 2008 at 05:12am Then he's a hell of a lot older than he leads on.
What if Mike arranged a marriage between you and his daughter and there was no backing out (even if you're a girl) |
Slappy Jay.
Great Success!
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 873477
| July 6th, 2008 at 10:36pm Well, I guess I'm going lesbian. 
What if Mike turned into a ghost? |
J. Luci
Jackass
Age: 15
Gender: Female
Posts: 1367
 | July 8th, 2008 at 03:23am sweet! another ghost friend!
Let's just all pray the the cast of Ghostbusters don't suit up & find him.
What if Mike never allowed you to drink tap water, because it had nasty shit that knocked off points from yur IQ? (long story, message me for it) |
Slappy Jay.
Great Success!
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 873477
| July 8th, 2008 at 07:23am Lawl, Eye dee kay, to be honest..
What if Mike turned into a giant spider and Billie and Tré insisted on having sex with him in front of your family? |
GD4LIFE16
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 70 | July 8th, 2008 at 11:13pm I think i would be so happy because my family would be mortified and they deserve it!
What if Mike put 409 in your coffeemaker? |
Slappy Jay.
Great Success!
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 873477
| July 9th, 2008 at 07:33am I'd ask him where he found said coffeemaker.
What if Mike drank the 409 from the coffeemaker, cause he wanted coffee but you refused to make it for him? |
GD4LIFE16
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 70 | July 10th, 2008 at 05:28am MIKE NO don't drink that!might have to have his stomach pumped
What if Mike came up to you, said you were his favorite fan then spit in your face and ran away laughing. (very random I know) |
DaschundPup2007
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 4891
| July 10th, 2008 at 05:30am I'd cry, wipe his spit off of me and then run after him, spitting at him as I run.
What if Mike walked up to a pony and pulled its tail and then it kicked him hard in the balls and then he bent over in pain and then the pony kicked his head? |
Slappy Jay.
Great Success!
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 873477
| July 10th, 2008 at 07:31pm I'd majikally make a protective bubble over Mike so he doesn't get hurt again D:
What if Mike ate a poisonous spider? |
DaschundPup2007
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Posts: 4891
| July 10th, 2008 at 07:41pm I'd pump his stomach and give him meds so he wouldn't be poisoned
What if all Mike could do was his trademark "wink"? |
Ha Ha I'm Dead!
Geek
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Posts: 277 | July 10th, 2008 at 09:00pm It'd prolly get very boring.
What if Mike quit Green Day to be a stripper? |
