What if....? Mike version

Board index - Mike Dirnt

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ThisIsGreenDay King For A Couple Of Days Age: 24 Gender: Female Posts: 4683	August 30th, 2006 at 05:19am I'd join him and we can be a duo. What if you found Mike trying on your underwear...and he looked better in it?
Reality Is Due Post Whore Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 24495	August 30th, 2006 at 05:19am I'd like it . What if Mike wore a thong on stage?
ThisIsGreenDay King For A Couple Of Days Age: 24 Gender: Female Posts: 4683	August 30th, 2006 at 05:21am Billie Joe would slap him and call him an unoriginal copycat. What if Mike kidnapped me?
Reality Is Due Post Whore Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 24495	August 30th, 2006 at 05:22am I wouldn't be to worried...he'd take great care of you . What if Mike kidnapped moi?
ThisIsGreenDay King For A Couple Of Days Age: 24 Gender: Female Posts: 4683	August 30th, 2006 at 05:29am I'd wake you and tell you you're dreaming because it would never happen. Stay away from my man. What if Mike was walking down the road and was propositioned by a mysterious person in a limo?
Reality Is Due Post Whore Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 24495	August 30th, 2006 at 05:32am I'd wonder who it is and hope it would be you. What if Mike decided to be an actor?
Banach95 Moderator Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 4818	August 30th, 2006 at 10:08am I go see his work What if Mike decided to play drums
fortcaz42 Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: - Gender: - Posts: 90	August 30th, 2006 at 03:49pm i would listen what if mike pulled a moonie 2 u
TrEsXBiAtChX12 King For A Couple Of Days Age: - Gender: - Posts: 3754	August 31st, 2006 at 03:09am I would spank his ass What if Mike invited you on a coffeee date?
ThisIsGreenDay King For A Couple Of Days Age: 24 Gender: Female Posts: 4683	August 31st, 2006 at 05:19am I'd go drink coffee with him. What if Mike hijacked a double decker in London and ran over Santa?
Reality Is Due Post Whore Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 24495	August 31st, 2006 at 05:21am Cheer because the fat fuck never got me Bullet In A Bible for X-Mas . What if Mike ran over a deer and laughed?
ThisIsGreenDay King For A Couple Of Days Age: 24 Gender: Female Posts: 4683	August 31st, 2006 at 05:23am I'd stand on the side of the road with a bib around my neck while holding a fork and knife in my hands, asking when dinner would be ready. What if Mike was really the snake in the Garden of Eden?
Reality Is Due Post Whore Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 24495	August 31st, 2006 at 05:25am I'd know he was naughty . What if Mike was Jesus in disguise?
ThisIsGreenDay King For A Couple Of Days Age: 24 Gender: Female Posts: 4683	August 31st, 2006 at 05:36am I'd be his Mary Magdelene in disguise. What if Mike was God and he got into a fight with Allah, Zeus, Oberon, Krishna and Bob, your mailman?
Reality Is Due Post Whore Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 24495	August 31st, 2006 at 05:37am I'd root for him . What if Mike was God and got into a fight with Mother Theresa?
ThisIsGreenDay King For A Couple Of Days Age: 24 Gender: Female Posts: 4683	August 31st, 2006 at 05:39am I'd ask "Can't we all just get along" and while Mother Theresa would be distracted for my apparent need for peace, that would be enough distraction for Mike to pop a cap in her ass. What if Mike wanted to marry Lindsay Lohan?
Reality Is Due Post Whore Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 24495	August 31st, 2006 at 05:41am I'd be all Are you serious? What if Mike decided to marry Hilary Duff?
ThisIsGreenDay King For A Couple Of Days Age: 24 Gender: Female Posts: 4683	August 31st, 2006 at 05:42am I'd stab her in the eyes. What if Mike used 'jazz hands' ALL THE TIME?
Reality Is Due Post Whore Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 24495	August 31st, 2006 at 05:43am I'd laugh but not really care. What if Mike talked at a very high tone?
ThisIsGreenDay King For A Couple Of Days Age: 24 Gender: Female Posts: 4683	August 31st, 2006 at 05:44am I'd compete with him and talk so high, only dogs would hear me. What if Mike was attracted to donkeys?

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