Dirty poetry from year 9... *cringes*

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Stark Raving Lefty.
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Stark Raving Lefty.
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September 26th, 2006 at 09:03am
Shocked Just found this in my emails from ages ago...


Sunlight gazing on me smiling
Heat radiating off of me
My tanned smooth torso
The silky trails of sand beneath my feet
My speedos tight and taut across my worked out body
benjamin is next to me
rubbing suntan lotion into me
"samuel, would you like me to rub some under your speedos?"
yes please benjamin!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
"SAMUEL, WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!" mummy cries
o deary me, i must have fallen asleep
benjamin glares at me
"what is wrong benjamin?" i ask politely
"when you were sleeping your HANDS STARTED WANDERING"
they did?
"did you enjoy it?" i ask in a loving manner
i soon find myself dangling out of a hotel window
the sky is the colour of grey
grey clouds, grey sea, grey pants
grey pants
o deary me
it is raining
raining
raining
raining
it still rains
and rains
and rains
and rains
it is raining
raining
raini...
It stopped!!!
Oh.
It started again.
Raining
raining
raining
Over and over again...
"BENJAMIN!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH SAMUEL!!!"


Yeah... ok.
lyrical_mess
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September 26th, 2006 at 09:05am
There is nothing I can say about that, good or bad.
Stark Raving Lefty.
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September 26th, 2006 at 09:09am
^^ It was funny at the time, and I wrote about 50 of these poems last year...
The Rev
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September 26th, 2006 at 11:08pm
thats really not good at all.
Sorry.
steph.
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September 26th, 2006 at 11:23pm
...my god. lmfao
Vampiric Acid
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September 26th, 2006 at 11:34pm
omg...
well what can i say...that hasnt been said...
uh it was interesting, but im sorry but it was really bad...
didnt flow at all...
and well yah not my type of poem...
but keep working at it, maybe you will get better...
Sara.
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September 26th, 2006 at 11:44pm
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k.. I can sense humor in it..

Just doesn't come through..?

Sorry..
dancepaigeydance;
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September 26th, 2006 at 11:47pm
hehehehe....hehehe.....hehe....hehehe!!!!!

ahem....*hides* xD
Goodbye, Norma Jeane
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September 27th, 2006 at 12:28am
Eh

Wow. Original. Interesting.
Stark Raving Lefty.
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September 27th, 2006 at 03:21am
~Paige[NeoPooh]~:
hehehehe....hehehe.....hehe....hehehe!!!!!

ahem....*hides* xD



Thank you. Thank you so very very much!!
Well you see this isn't that amazing, i did better ones when they rhymed but those ones were way, way more dirty... I mean I wouldn't want Sam OR Ben to find this online Shocked But anyway... um... yes. I stopped writing poetry and started writing Watts Family Discussions...

And if you think that poem was bad, I mean at least you didn't read about their cousin, Poking Percy and his Pervy Finger Fetish... I'll leave that to YOUR imagination.

But if you want to read more poems, I'll email them to you!
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