Oh dear. More dirty poetry from last year... *cringes again*

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Stark Raving Lefty.
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Stark Raving Lefty.
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 634
September 28th, 2006 at 03:25am
I am alone and bored to tears
I have nothing to do in the holiday
Since the trousersnake incident*
None of my friends want to come and play
Benjamin is with jen (again)
And I have no one... no job
Oh yes, i was sacked for only being 11
I am reverted to an obnoxious slob
Aha! I could get a hobby.
I could start lessons in dance or squidging bums
I could learn french or spanish
I could learn to play the piano guitar or drums
This is good, this is fab
I cannot wait to start my clubs
I could be a flute apprentice
Or learn some saucy massage rubs
I sign up for 14 clubs
All different times and days
All are naughty stripping clubs
Turns out you can strip in many different ways
Oh lord, you have to be sixteen
The organisers are very mean
I will pour out my woe on Bennnnjamin
I hug him and cling on to his rear
"HYAAAA!" oh my, he's been doing clubs
He joined karate in september last year
Now i have a massive bruise
I run and hug my mummy
Oh no she is making soup again
My experiences of this are runny
I steal the soup when she's not looking
And run into bennnnjamin's room
I tip the saucepan over jen's head
I am grounded again. This spells doom

THIS IS THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tomamazon
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Mibba Blog
September 30th, 2006 at 09:48am
You need therapy.

I hate both of your poems.
lily allen.
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lily allen.
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September 30th, 2006 at 09:57am
O_O
Dead End Girl
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Dead End Girl
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September 30th, 2006 at 01:25pm
I didn't like it o_o.
ellie ex-friend
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ellie ex-friend
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October 1st, 2006 at 08:34am
o_O k/
tom_in_a_box
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tom_in_a_box
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October 1st, 2006 at 11:20am
still trying to find the point to it
Stark Raving Lefty.
Idiot
Stark Raving Lefty.
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 634
October 2nd, 2006 at 03:20am
tom_in_a_box:
still trying to find the point to it



There IS no point.
Sara.
This Board Is My Home
Sara.
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October 2nd, 2006 at 04:03am
Dead End Girl:
I didn't like it o_o.
Miss_Minority039
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Miss_Minority039
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Mibba
October 2nd, 2006 at 04:39am
hmm ok i am freaked out
The Rev
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The Rev
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October 2nd, 2006 at 09:51am
No... just No..
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