Stark Raving Lefty. Idiot
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 634 | September 28th, 2006 at 03:25am I am alone and bored to tears
I have nothing to do in the holiday
Since the trousersnake incident*
None of my friends want to come and play
Benjamin is with jen (again)
And I have no one... no job
Oh yes, i was sacked for only being 11
I am reverted to an obnoxious slob
Aha! I could get a hobby.
I could start lessons in dance or squidging bums
I could learn french or spanish
I could learn to play the piano guitar or drums
This is good, this is fab
I cannot wait to start my clubs
I could be a flute apprentice
Or learn some saucy massage rubs
I sign up for 14 clubs
All different times and days
All are naughty stripping clubs
Turns out you can strip in many different ways
Oh lord, you have to be sixteen
The organisers are very mean
I will pour out my woe on Bennnnjamin
I hug him and cling on to his rear
"HYAAAA!" oh my, he's been doing clubs
He joined karate in september last year
Now i have a massive bruise
I run and hug my mummy
Oh no she is making soup again
My experiences of this are runny
I steal the soup when she's not looking
And run into bennnnjamin's room
I tip the saucepan over jen's head
I am grounded again. This spells doom
THIS IS THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
tomamazon GSBitch
 Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 68084
 | September 30th, 2006 at 09:48am You need therapy.
I hate both of your poems. |
lily allen. Falling In Love With The Board
 Age: - Gender: - Posts: 5232 | September 30th, 2006 at 09:57am O_O |
Dead End Girl Addict
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 10219 | September 30th, 2006 at 01:25pm I didn't like it o_o. |
ellie ex-friend Falling In Love With The Board
 Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7772 | October 1st, 2006 at 08:34am o_O k/ |
tom_in_a_box Geek
 Age: - Gender: - Posts: 316 | October 1st, 2006 at 11:20am still trying to find the point to it |
Stark Raving Lefty. Idiot
 Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 634 | October 2nd, 2006 at 03:20am tom_in_a_box:still trying to find the point to it
There IS no point. |
Sara. This Board Is My Home
 Age: - Gender: - Posts: 31155 | October 2nd, 2006 at 04:03am Dead End Girl:I didn't like it o_o. |
Miss_Minority039 Geek
 Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 332
| October 2nd, 2006 at 04:39am hmm ok i am freaked out |
The Rev Addict
 Age: 38 Gender: Male Posts: 14004 | October 2nd, 2006 at 09:51am No... just No.. |