Limericks: do you know any

this is dedicated to limericks, i'll start,
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There was a young man called Dave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave,

he said, i know its disgusting,

but she only needs dusting,

and think of the money i'll save.

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there was a young vampire calle Mable,

who's periods were exceedingly stable,

by the light of a full moon,

with aid of a spoon,

she drank herself under the table.

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so add your limericks here.

Lucifers Angel:

this is dedicated to limericks, i'll start,
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There was a young man called Dave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave,

he said, i know its disgusting,

but she only needs dusting,

and think of the money i'll save.

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there was a young vampire calle Mable,

who's periods were exceedingly stable,

by the light of a full moon,

with aid of a spoon,

she drank herself under the table.

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so add your limericks here.

That's gross!! (And it's Mabel, not Mable)


There once was a man Robin Hood
Who lived in a Nottingham Wood
He learned how to fuck
from old Friar Tuck
And made Marion whenever he could

lmao..
hahaha

HAHAHA.
i dont think i know any lymericks....
*scratches head*

Emo Ducky 182:

Lucifers Angel:

this is dedicated to limericks, i'll start,
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There was a young man called Dave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave,

he said, i know its disgusting,

but she only needs dusting,

and think of the money i'll save.

--------------------------------------

there was a young vampire calle Mable,

who's periods were exceedingly stable,

by the light of a full moon,

with aid of a spoon,

she drank herself under the table.

--------------------------------------

so add your limericks here.

That's gross!! (And it's Mabel, not Mable)


There once was a man Robin Hood
Who lived in a Nottingham Wood
He learned how to fuck
from old Friar Tuck
And made Marion whenever he could

yes i know its gross but funny.

There was a young lady from Ealing
WHo had a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

LOL @ BRIDGET JONES.

there once was a man from China
who wasn't a good rock climber
he tripped on a rock
and cut off his cock
and now, he has a vagina.



meh.

I made one up a long time ago;

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There once was a man from Mantucket.
Who fell asleep in a bucket.
He couldn't get out,
So he started to shout.
But gave up and yelled "Oh, fuck it".

Falling For GSB.:

There was a young lady from Ealing
WHo had a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

LOL @ BRIDGET JONES.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT ONE

Venom & Hope.:

Falling For GSB.:

There was a young lady from Ealing
WHo had a peculiar feeling,
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling

LOL @ BRIDGET JONES.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT ONE

I DON'T CARE, I SAID IT BEFORE

I have one that I wrote in seventh grade. But it's not dirty like the other ones.

There is a man in Little Whinghing
He was forever and always singing
The cops the neighbors did tell
They hit the man with a bell
So today, his head is still ringing!

Michelle.:

I made one up a long time ago;

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There once was a man from Mantucket.
Who fell asleep in a bucket.
He couldn't get out,
So he started to shout.
But gave up and yelled "Oh, fuck it".

THAT PWNS!

There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.

=]

That one's kind of famous, i think.

A manly young girl from Cartume
Asked a ladylike boy to her room
The spent the whole night
In a hell of a fight
As to who should do what and to whom

There once was a man from Nantucket
When anything moved he would...


:] That's it.

lyrical_gaah52:

Michelle.:

I made one up a long time ago;

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There once was a man from Mantucket.
Who fell asleep in a bucket.
He couldn't get out,
So he started to shout.
But gave up and yelled "Oh, fuck it".

THAT PWNS!

Why, thank you.

Ah I was in Limerick a couple of weeks ago!

There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg

There once was a man from Peru
Who had a lot of growing up to do,
He'd ring a doorbell,
then run like hell,
Until the owner shot him with a .22

There was a farting contest coming to town
and people came from miles around
the first fart was extremely loud
the second fart pleased the crowd
the third fart, the judges cried
"He shit his pants, he's disqualified!"

I fought ze lawn.:

There once was a man from Nantucket
When anything moved he would...


:] That's it.

...Two Pints OF Lager.

There once was a man from Mantuckit
His dick was so long, he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if my ear was a cunt,
I would fuck it.

^_^

Oh yeah, my friend Nattie made up a poem-

There once was a bassist named Mike
He always fell off his bike
he fell on his bum
and called for his mum
she said that he needed a trike ^_^

hah