Green Day Christmas Carols

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Bleach
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December 14th, 2006 at 04:53pm
yeah, don't ask.
I just thought I'd make it cause it was my first thread/post on here
and today is my GSB anniversary so what the hell.

I remeber I made a thing to 'The 12 Days of Christmas' GD style, but I can only remeber so much. but here it goes...


'On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

A heart grenade bleeding in a hand
Two Sweet Children
Three band members
Four calling Billies
Five gold guitars
Six members together
Seven cheech straws
Eight albums
Nine 'Eh-Ooh!'s
Ten drumsticks
Eleven rolled up joints [credit to Nancy; she kinda gave me the idea]
Twelve Warning tracks


STFU I DON'T CARE IF ITS RETARDED. Finger


Now post yours, nuckazz.
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Mibba
December 14th, 2006 at 08:25pm
My Infernal Majesty:
yeah, don't ask.
I just thought I'd make it cause it was my first thread/post on here
and today is my GSB anniversary so what the hell.

I remeber I made a thing to 'The 12 Days of Christmas' GD style, but I can only remeber so much. but here it goes...


'On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

A heart grenade bleeding in a hand
Two Sweet Children
Three band members
Four calling Billies
Five gold guitars
Six members together
Seven cheech straws
Eight albums
Nine 'Eh-Ooh!'s
Ten drumsticks
Eleven rolled up joints [credit to Nancy; she kinda gave me the idea]
Twelve Warning tracks


STFU I DON'T CARE IF ITS RETARDED. Finger


Now post yours, nuckazz.
lmfao
Ra.shel [c l a m - o]
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December 14th, 2006 at 08:29pm
My Infernal Majesty:
yeah, don't ask.
I just thought I'd make it cause it was my first thread/post on here
and today is my GSB anniversary so what the hell.

I remeber I made a thing to 'The 12 Days of Christmas' GD style, but I can only remeber so much. but here it goes...


'On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

A heart grenade bleeding in a hand
Two Sweet Children
Three band members
Four calling Billies
Five gold guitars
Six members together
Seven cheech straws
Eight albums
Nine 'Eh-Ooh!'s
Ten drumsticks
Eleven rolled up joints [credit to Nancy; she kinda gave me the idea]
Twelve Warning tracks


STFU I DON'T CARE IF ITS RETARDED. Finger


Now post yours, nuckazz.


Haha. I don't have one. I don't think I could even come up with anything, but I like yours! It's nice.
captain america
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December 14th, 2006 at 08:34pm
Dashing through the snow..
On a pair of broken drumsticks..
Over the hills I go.
Crashing into Microphones!

Yeah.
Tis gay.

-bows anyway-

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!
No time for losers cuz we are the champions...


Of the world..


[flips to U2]

Its a beautiful day...

haha

wow.
abnormalone2002
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December 15th, 2006 at 02:57pm
so it likes other songs of the same gender?? [/spam]
John Entwistle
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December 15th, 2006 at 10:23pm
That's good. Very Happy
hahaurdead9
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December 15th, 2006 at 10:36pm
um, yeah i cant think of ne thing. sorry!
NIK JONUTZ
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December 15th, 2006 at 10:47pm
they have 9 albums though
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Mibba
December 15th, 2006 at 10:52pm
There was a PMB one last year. If I'm not mistaken, Ashlee wrote it.

Twelve Brigade Days Of Christmas

On the first day of christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
A picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the second day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a Picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the third day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Eight Mike Penis Cookies,
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos,
Eight Mike Penis Cookies,
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Ten Pairs of Dickies,
Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos,
Eight Mike Penis Cookies,
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Eleven Trials of Photoshop,
Ten Pairs of Dickies,
Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos,
Eight Mike Penis Cookies,
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Twelve Mike/Tre sex tapes,
Eleven Trials of Photoshop,
Ten Pairs of Dickies,
Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos,
Eight Mike Penis Cookies,
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!
Sumthin Smushi
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December 16th, 2006 at 09:57am
lmfao nice!
nacho cheese and anarchy
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Mibba
December 16th, 2006 at 03:51pm
i saw this thread about 2 days ago and had to try and track it down again so i could post my song...so here it is:

Jingle Bells Green Day style:
[verse 1:]
soaring into crowds,
throwing guitar picks from the stage
jumping all around
while laughing the whole way
running around like nuts
and covering some old songs
what fun it is to watch green day
goofing all day long

[chorus:]
dirnt, dirnt, dirnt
dirnt, dirnt, dirnt
hear the bassist play
with spazzy feet and some coffee
he'll be wired the whole day, oh
dirnt dirnt dirnt
dirnt dirnt dirnt
billie joe ran away
but now he's back on the stage
and a harmonica he begins to play

[verse 2:]
throwing drumsticks at the fans
and asking what they play
everybody wears a funny hat
while playing King For a Day
getting squished in the 'mosh pit'
might just ruin your day
but seeing them up on the stage
will make the pain go away OH!

[chorus:]
dirnt, dirnt, dirnt,
dirnt, dirnt, dirnt,
tré just walked away
he came back, and he has a match
and now his drum set is ablaze, oh
dirnt, dirnt, dirnt,
dirnt, dirnt, dirnt
now the song has changed
some funky drums and billie comes
and a guitar is given away


yeah...and i couldn't come up with the other verses...but i did find all of the real jingle bells lyrics, and i thought they were entertaining as well...hope you somewhat liked it.
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December 16th, 2006 at 04:14pm
lmfao!
TRE IS DA BOMB!!! [Blue]
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December 16th, 2006 at 04:32pm
me and syd were laughing a few days ago because i said that green day should make a christmas cd. it'd be like

rudolf the red-nosed fucking reindeer, had a very shiny fucking nose, and if you ever fucking saw it, you'd even say it fucking glows!
Arcane-Inamorata
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Mibba
December 16th, 2006 at 04:50pm
Christmas:
yeah, don't ask.
I just thought I'd make it cause it was my first thread/post on here
and today is my GSB anniversary so what the hell.

I remeber I made a thing to 'The 12 Days of Christmas' GD style, but I can only remeber so much. but here it goes...


'On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

A heart grenade bleeding in a hand
Two Sweet Children
Three band members
Four calling Billies
Five gold guitars
Six members together
Seven cheech straws
Eight albums
Nine 'Eh-Ooh!'s
Ten drumsticks
Eleven rolled up joints [credit to Nancy; she kinda gave me the idea]
Twelve Warning tracks


STFU I DON'T CARE IF ITS RETARDED. Finger


Now post yours, nuckazz.


omg I totally made a 12 green day's of christmas song. I cant rly remember it though. It was last year.

this is what I do remember

Mike Dirnt in a tree
2 Billie Joes
3 Heart grenades
4 ----
5 Tre' Cool's

haha thats all I remember. Sad
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December 16th, 2006 at 04:54pm
Tre The Hyper Drummer

Green Day the best band ever
Had a very hyper Tre
And if you ever saw him
It would make you laugh all day

All of the other band members
Laugh at him and beat him up
And Mike wanted to kill him
Ever since he stole the coffee cup

Then after Al quit the band
Billie came to say
"Tre with your hyper hand
Will you come and join the band?"

Now he is world famous
Even though Billie takes the cake
He is so cutely naughty
It would make your little heart ache




Yep.... a Green Day version of Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer. It's pretty bad.... I came up with it in five mintues.
Lee
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Mibba
December 16th, 2006 at 04:55pm
George W. Bush, the brown-nosed reindeer
had a very shitty nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it grows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let dipshit Bush
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Tre came to say:
"Bush with your nose so crappy,
won't you gaurd my sex tonight?"

Then all the reindeer hated him
as they shouted out with whores,
Bush the brown-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!

Sucky - I know. But that's something I could see Billie singing. Smile
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December 16th, 2006 at 05:01pm
Lee:


Sucky - I know. But that's something I could see Billie singing. Smile

No.
michaeldirnt
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December 16th, 2006 at 05:45pm
Brendon Urie. [FDDrienne]:
There was a PMB one last year. If I'm not mistaken, Ashlee wrote it.

Twelve Brigade Days Of Christmas

On the first day of christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
A picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the second day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a Picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the third day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Eight Mike Penis Cookies,
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos,
Eight Mike Penis Cookies,
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Ten Pairs of Dickies,
Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos,
Eight Mike Penis Cookies,
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Eleven Trials of Photoshop,
Ten Pairs of Dickies,
Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos,
Eight Mike Penis Cookies,
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Pants Mike Brigade gave to me...
Twelve Mike/Tre sex tapes,
Eleven Trials of Photoshop,
Ten Pairs of Dickies,
Nine Orange Mocha Frappachinos,
Eight Mike Penis Cookies,
Seven bottles of lube,
Six pairs of handcuffs,
Five Coffee Head Shirts!
Four Precision Basses,
Three Slashy Stories,
Two Strawberry Lollipops,
and a picture of Tre’s weewee!


If only i could get all that for xmas!
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December 16th, 2006 at 11:26pm
Make you Smile.:
Lee:


Sucky - I know. But that's something I could see Billie singing. Smile

No.


yes.....
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December 17th, 2006 at 01:28am
Tis be mine. tehe

Said the night wind to the little Tre,
"Do you see what I see?"
Way up on the stage, little Tre,
"Do you see what I see?"
A crowd, a crowd, moshing to your songs.
With their bods that smash into the stage,
With their bods that smash into the stage."

Said the little Tre to the shepherd boy,
" Do you hear what I hear?
Flying drumsticks through the sky, shepherd boy,
"Do you hear what I hear?"
A bass, a bass strung around their necks
With the strings that puncture holes
With the strings that puncture holes."

Said the shepherd boy to the mighty Mike,
"Do you know what I know?
In your studio warm, mighty Mike,
"Do you know what I know?"
A fan, a fan shivers in the cold--
Let us bring him blankets and weed
Let us bring him blankets and weed."


Oh my... lmfao
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