Severus Snapes Diary

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Mike N Tre Erections
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June 27th, 2007 at 02:40pm
I think it would be bloody brilliant if after the 7th book was written, that Rowling turned around and said that she was going to publish the life of Severus Snape. Or publish his Diary. Coffee

Seeing as he's such a mysterious character, I know you would all love to find out what his childhood was like, and his years at Hogwarts.(even though they sounded crap)

But there must be more then meets the eye.
What do you think it would be like?
lyrical_mess
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June 27th, 2007 at 03:00pm
"That boy's good looking but it's in his last name. Longbottom. I want tight butt. I can bet the Malfoy boy has that. Mmm."

lmfao

It was from a fanfic I read ages ago. And here's another thing from that.

"I've been working on my swishing. I've learned that if I turn at an exact angle, my clock swishes behind me. I know Quirrell thinks its sexy. I've seen him looking."
Mike N Tre Erections
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June 27th, 2007 at 03:08pm
L M A O

I know Quirrell thinks its sexy. I've seen him looking."

lmfao
Flaming Phalanges!
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June 27th, 2007 at 04:35pm
A Wasted Youth:
L M A O

I know Quirrell thinks its sexy. I've seen him looking."

lmfao


That bit floored me too.

lmfao
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June 28th, 2007 at 11:52am
Tbh, I can't imagine him all emo with a diary and going "That Potter freak messed up in class again. God I hate him." or whatever.
Mike N Tre Erections
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June 28th, 2007 at 11:53am
Yeah Snape wouldn't go all Bridget Jones on us.
lmfao

But I still think a Biography of the charaters life would be awesome.
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June 28th, 2007 at 11:58am
"dear diary,


omg no one likes me Sad


ps i hope this anti-grease shampoo works Ah



dear snapy xxx"





...or something. Shifty
Mike N Tre Erections
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June 28th, 2007 at 12:09pm
Dear Me
Today was yet again a dismall one.
Longbotton maniged to melt two cauldrons, sometimes I wonder if that boy thinks through his arse.

Potter ennoyed me simply because he can. And why the fuck is that weasley kid always with him!?
I've always believed that red heads were bad luck.

Granger showed me up in class again. =( I spent a whole 10 minutes whinging in my bathroom. Why cant I have hair like that

All my Love,
Me
xx
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June 28th, 2007 at 12:38pm
Meg, you should write a fanfic like this one because your brain works like Snape`s brain.
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Mibba Blog
June 28th, 2007 at 01:17pm
lmfao

That is so classic. "Why can't I have hair like that?" Mesic
Mike N Tre Erections
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June 28th, 2007 at 02:19pm
XD


I am officaly falling in love with Severus Snape.
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June 28th, 2007 at 08:02pm
Dear diary
today was a good day, made two first years cry before lunch. Also my new dozen black cloaks arrived from madam malkins today with a little bit more cloth for that little extra swish around corners.

must remember to buy some pantene pro shampoo for the weekend I have a hot date with the barmaid from the pub in hogsmead...she's bound to put out on a first date

will write back with results later
love S.S
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June 28th, 2007 at 10:01pm
lmfao

Why would Rosmerta go out with Snape?
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June 29th, 2007 at 04:19am
Cause she's a barmaid!
Looking for tips id say.
lmfao
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June 29th, 2007 at 07:07am
lyrical_mess:
lmfao

Why would Rosmerta go out with Snape?


Retard they'd make a brilliant couple.
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June 29th, 2007 at 07:47am
I bet Snape's actually a proper slut at the weekends...hmm...
Mike N Tre Erections
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June 29th, 2007 at 07:57am
Flaming Phalanges!:
I bet Snape's actually a proper slut at the weekends...hmm...
Kinky romps in the bat cave.
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June 29th, 2007 at 08:39am
Vukodlak.:
Meg, you should write a fanfic like this one because your brain works like Snape`s brain.
lmfao I'm not sure if I should be mad insulted or super happy with that remark. Con
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June 29th, 2007 at 09:48am
Bloodraine:
Vukodlak.:
Meg, you should write a fanfic like this one because your brain works like Snape`s brain.
lmfao I'm not sure if I should be mad insulted or super happy with that remark. Con
Supper happy, of course Shifty
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June 29th, 2007 at 10:09am
lmfao lmfao lmfao

I love this thread! So many fanfic ideas! Ahbrow
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