If You Were Billie for a Day...

I'd give all my guitars to me, if you know what I mean.

Ohyeah, I'd adopt myself ;p

id take PICTRERS of me ( as in billie)and send them to my (as in the real me) e-mail

I would get a bunch of pictures of the band, sign them, and send them to my real self. And, I would also dye my (Billie's) hair pink, just to see what it would look like.

theknitwhiz:

i'd masturbate with joy!!!

thats the first thing i thought of

^ like id watch "shifty:

I would adopt my real self

^ true dat

Yep,,,,youve all officially taken all of my ideas...im still thinking though. hmmm

I think I'd be really awesome and turn up in my crappy town...

I'd go visit people I know are Green Day fans and sign stuff and be epic!

Then I'd go home with Blue and a bunch of merch where, I'm guessing that if I'm Billie for a day then Billie is ME for a day, I'd snuggle up to Billie me and in the morning tadah when we switch back I have Billie Joe snuggled up with me! He'd be so shocked he'd forget to take Blue with him when my mum finally lets him go after giving him a "decent meal". She is alway moaning that he looks like he needs a good meal nowadays...oh and also I don't think she'd let him go at the door, she's worse than me.

See THATS crafty!

play some guitar, make some solos
then when the day is done, i would go in front of a mirror and start bowing down to myself

Skyline-GreenDay:

theknitwhiz:

i'd masturbate with joy!!!

thats the first thing i thought of

Same here. >>

Tulve:

Boobmeister:

K, why would you be masturbating "with joy" when you could be having real sex with his wife?

Excellent point.

And no fear of getting preggers.

But, I'd probably go to MN, and dye Slappy's hair. HOWLAME

why have sex with his wife when you can have sex with the real you....wait....dont do that....that would get billie in DEEP SHIT....

First, have some sweet sex with Adrienne.
Then move his family out to Minnesota. And have him become my next door neighbor

Dance on Live TV

And declare undying love for me (as in the real me)

Then do a show in my stupid boring town

Lovely

poor adrienne...i bet she'd kill billie.....thanks alot ally4pally.....you JUST KILLED BILLIE

Taylor Lautner:

First, have some sweet sex with Adrienne.
Then move his family out to Minnesota. And have him become my next door neighbor

OMG YES! (why didn't I think of that?)

midorifreak:

Taylor Lautner:

First, have some sweet sex with Adrienne.
Then move his family out to Minnesota. And have him become my next door neighbor

OMG YES! (why didn't I think of that?)

I agree, I so agree!

DezzyJoeArmstrong:

poor adrienne...i bet she'd kill billie.....thanks alot ally4pally.....you JUST KILLED BILLIE

:'( i didnt mean to :'(
BRING HIM BACK O LORD!!!!

LOL