What If...? (Billie Joe version)

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Gerry
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July 18th, 2012 at 12:07pm
I would love it.
What if Billie wrote a bestselling novel?
iboo
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July 18th, 2012 at 03:28pm
My mom would read it

what if Billie wrote another song about masturbating?
Gerry
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July 18th, 2012 at 03:32pm
I miss those songs so I would be happy
What if Billie wrote another song about his ex-girlfriend?
iboo
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July 19th, 2012 at 08:29am
I hope it would be simple like Kerplunk

What if Billie became a dancer?
Gerry
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July 19th, 2012 at 08:33am
That would be cool.
What if Billie returned to Broadway?
iboo
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:34am
That would be so cool I wish it'd happen

What if Billie wanted you to play whatsername in AI movie?
Gerry
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July 19th, 2012 at 10:39am
I would be super happy.
What if Billie really did play St. Jimmy in the AI movie?
iboo
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July 19th, 2012 at 11:13pm
It would be really something

what if Billie slept at your house?
Gerry
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July 20th, 2012 at 06:19am
Best night ever
What if Billie invited you to his house?
iboo
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iboo
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July 20th, 2012 at 08:42am
Play date with Billie

What if Billie went insane?
Gerry
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July 20th, 2012 at 09:18am
We would need to calm him down.
What if Billie walked around in public with no shirt?
iboo
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July 21st, 2012 at 02:52pm
That'd be super hot

What if Billie went naked on stage again?
Gerry
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July 21st, 2012 at 07:46pm
cool
What if Billie wore a dress onstage again?
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July 22nd, 2012 at 07:45am
He would get a reputation and then we only have to wait for mike to convert to the dark side XD

What if Billie shaved his head?
Gerry
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July 22nd, 2012 at 08:06am
No more fluffy hair? :O
What if Billie made his hair extra fluffy?
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July 22nd, 2012 at 10:32am
Things would start nesting in it, small woodland animals and whatnot

What if during interviews Billie constantly found licorice in his hair and snacked on it?
Gerry
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July 22nd, 2012 at 10:49am
gross
What if Billie ate during a concert?
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July 22nd, 2012 at 11:18am
Nobody would understand his singing "oh lonomnomnom"

What if Billie had a tapeworm and was proud of it?
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July 22nd, 2012 at 07:34pm
Then.... good for him.

What if Billie actually mimed singing at concerts, because it was actually his peen who sang? tehe
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July 22nd, 2012 at 07:56pm
Weird
What if Billie lip synced at concerts?
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