The Book on How Not to Get Your Heart Broken; Step One.

Alright... So this one's a bit odd. & It has to be sung.

I scream with laughter, as you tell me another joke,
I am filled with delight, at those words you last spoke.
I’m falling hard, and maybe falling fast.
Who knows? I know, that this is going to last.

So I’m flailing, and humming to the beat in my head,
To the words, the words, that we just said.
Oh how I love you, dear, I honestly do.
You don’t know, dear, how much I really care.

So contradicting, it’s eating at my heart.
So crazed, it’s only just the start.
Oh how I love you, I honestly do.
Your voice is in my head, I’m thinking I’m insane.

Well, who does it matter to? Not me, that’s one,
Who does it matter to? After all’s said and done.
I keep on thinking you’re the one for me.
What if I’m wrong, what will I be?

Will I be told, “I told you so?”
Or will all this go to hell…
Will I be told, “You’ve hit an all-time low?”
Or just be left alone…

Honestly, who does it matter to? Not me, that’s one,
Who does it matter to? All I hear is oh, you’re no fun.
Whoever said that? It’s about the rules, my friend, the rules.
Whoever said that? It’s about the fools, my friend, the fools.

So tell me, one more time, that joke that made me laugh.
Well, it did, my friend, and that’s an absolute fact.
I scream out, just one last time, a smile on my face.
See? I’m happy, so tie me off in lace.

I’m going nowhere. Who really cares, nowhere?
It’s the only place I’ve ever feared.
If you come with me, I think just maybe, well, maybe I’ll be alright.
You’re amazing to see, baby, you’re a sight.

Remember my advice: The easiest way to not break your heart is to never fall in love,
Just think, though, you’ll be missing out on the happiness stated above.
You’re a sight dear, an absolute sight. You’re such a fright dear, an absolute fright.
I think I might dear, I think I just might. ‘Cause falling in love, it’s easier than never loving at all.
No matter how far the drop to the bottom, this star shines bright.
If you ever, well if you ever, I’ll catch you when you fall.

"So I’m flailing, and humming to the beat in my head"
I liked that.

Use some more metaphores