Jello Biafra.
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 6895
 | October 11th, 2006 at 05:12pm I sat there one day
Bored as hell
Then I decided to go get some candy
That would be really swell
I walked down to the store
20$ in hand
When I started to daydream
About my favorite band
I was humming St. Jimmy
When I reached the store
I walked into the candy isle
And got more, and more, and more.
I paid for all the candy
18$ in all
I ran into my house so fast
I nealy ran into a wall
I dumped out all the candy
And picked up 5 pixie stix
I decided to dump them in my mouth at once
Just to get some kicks
After eating the rest of the candy
Something wierd began to happen
The room was spinning, and adrenaline was pouring in my blood
My foot began tapping
I ran around my neighborhood
Screaming the words fuck and bitch
And running up to people's houses
And doing ding-dong-ditch
Someone finally called the cops
I was "disturbing the peace" and got put in jail
However I was still sugar high and would not stop screaming and jumping
It made my cellmate want to wail
They thought I was crazy and sent me to rehab
Where the carpets were godawful and the wallpaper looked like boogers
So let this be a lesson to you
NEVER OVERDOSE ON SUGAR! |
*Pyrotechnics_Anonymous*
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 89
 | October 11th, 2006 at 05:15pm that was.... interesting. Sounds like something Tre would write..... AWESOME! TWO THUMBS UP!!! And btw, thats a very valuble lesson... My name is Kit Rosendale, and I just got out of SA... Sugarexia Anonymous. |
Jello Biafra.
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 6895
| October 11th, 2006 at 05:19pm hahaha sugarexia anonymous 
sry but i had to go to a Sugarholics Anonymous meeting |
*Pyrotechnics_Anonymous*
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 89
| October 11th, 2006 at 05:21pm Oh cool! I don't feel so alone anymore!!!!! YAAAAAAY!!!! Other people who need help with their suger-eating-habits! |
The Rev
Addict
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 14004 | October 11th, 2006 at 10:58pm ..suddenly i feel the need to eat some candy.
but the poem bored me a little. |
Milk
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 3741
| October 11th, 2006 at 11:13pm .
Awsome. |
Sara.
This Board Is My Home
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Gender: -
Posts: 31155 | October 12th, 2006 at 03:10am Shut Up Juice!:..suddenly i feel the need to eat some candy.
but the poem bored me a little. |
